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Phuket Earthquake

KooNKHaR — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:52:22 +0800

about 5.5 richter scale ~ local news

Hatyai bombing aftermath

KooNKHaR — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 11:18:03 +0800

good morning /k/, here are some photos i took this morning ~

bombing details ~

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[addedon]April 1, 2012, 11:19 am[/addedon]

~ more photos at post #8
~ latest photos at page 4 post #76
~ damaged vehicles photos at page 4 post #79

videos ~

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Marriage Humor

KooNKHaR — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:13:03 +0800

~ BEFORE MARRIAGE

John - Aah... At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - NO! why are you even ask?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance I get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Hell NO! Are you crazy?!
Jane - Can I trust you?
John - Yes
Jane - Darling

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~ AFTER MARRIAGE

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Hole in 1 OR Two in 1?

KooNKHaR — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:58:17 +0800

Two For One!

2 old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,
"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up"

"Sure" they said, "You're welcome"

So they started playing & enjoyed the game with the company of the newcomer.

Part of the way around the course, 1 of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man" was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not", he said while reaching into his golf bag & pull out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
"Here are my tools"

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight" said the other friend,
"Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here"
So he picked up the rifle & looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic.

"I can see right in the window.. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom"

"Haa Haa, I can see she's naked!.. Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her!"

"And he's naked, too!!! The b***h!"

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate for you, $1,000 every time I pull the trigger"

"Can you do 2 for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"1st, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth"

"Then the neighbour, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his d**k off to teach him a lesson"

The hit man took the rifle & took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you $1,000 here..."

Man escapes from a prison...

KooNKHaR — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:33:44 +0800

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict"...

"Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years"...

"I saw how he kissed your neck"...

"If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do whatever he tells you"...

"Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you"...

"This guy is obviously very dangerous"...

"If he gets angry, he'll kill us both"...

"Be strong, honey. I love you"...

Then his wife responds,

"He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear"...

"He told me that he's gay & he thinks you're cute & asked if we do have any Vaseline"...

"I told him it was in the bathroom"...

"Be strong honey. I love you too"...