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[WTS] Real Mass RM 60 only!

NaDou — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:01:14 +0800

Item(s): Real Mass (Vanilla) 1 LEFT!!

Price: RM60

Dealing method: COD

Location of seller: COD at Kajang, Subang

Contact method/details: 017-3354605

Reason for sale: Dont use it, wanna clear it out at low price.

Item(s) conditions: New and unopened

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[WTA] WD External Problem

NaDou — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 17:11:26 +0800

Hi,

I have a 1TB WD External Hard Disk that my laptop/pc can't recognize. Laptop did install driver but no sign of disk after that. External's light working but disk seem quiet so I guess the disk is not spinning.

Tried:

1.) Using my cable on another WD External and it work fine so cable good.
2.) Using on different laptop and PC so not any USB port problem.
3.) I cannot see any WD Disk in the Disk Management or any un-assigned drive that I can distinguish as my external hdd
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Appreciate any comment and help. Thanks

NaDou's Journal

NaDou — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 19:27:23 +0800

Starting an online journal to get comments and feedback from other members to improve on my progress

Here my stating stats:
Height : 175cm
Weight : 63kg

Short term goal:
Able to complete 3 months workout without fail

Goal:
1.) Get stronger and lift heavier
2.) No more skinny and bony with tummy

Diet Plan

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My lifting weight counting

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Reference

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Where to buy Motivational Posters

NaDou — Sat, 08 May 2010 00:46:15 +0800

Hi,

I would like to know where to buy motivational/inspiring posters. Please provide detail if you know.

Thanks.

<WTA> Exercise singlet tee

NaDou — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:59:01 +0800

Hi,

I would like to know where to get those going to gym type of fit singlet tee that will adsorb sweat. Not the very expensive type.

I went to few sport shop in Midvalley but can't really find it.

Please state price if possible.

Thanks.

How to go to MAEPS

NaDou — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:34:33 +0800

Hi,

I'm from Kajang and would like to know what is the fastest public transport to MAEPS (Malaysia Agro Exposition Park Serdang).

Thanks.

Bar Chatup

NaDou — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:34:04 +0800

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the
top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.

She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.

You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his
lungs, "What do you mean $200!!!"

Laughing Horse

NaDou — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:20:26 +0800

A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,"What's the deal with the jar of money?"

"Well", the bartender says,"I've got a horse tied up in the stable out back. This horse has never laughed in his life. You put a twenty in the jar, then if you can make my horse laugh, You win all the money!"

The man puts his twenty in the jar, and goes out to the stable. He comes back just a few minutes later, and you can hear the horse laughing all the way inside. The man takes his money and leaves.

About a year later, he goes back to the bar, and they've got another jar of twenties there.

"What's the deal now?" He asks.

"Well",the bartender says,"That damn horse won't stop laughing! So the first person who can make my horse stop laughing wins the money!"

The man pays his twenty, and goes out to the stable. He returns a few minutes later, and the horse is bawling his eyes out. He picks up his money and is about to leave when the bartender stops him.

"Alright", he says,"You have won an awful lot of money from me and I want to know how you did it!!"

"Easy", he says,"I made him laugh by saying mine was bigger than his, and I made him cry by proving it!!"

NaDou's Joke Thread

NaDou — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:00:35 +0800

QUOTE

Best Funny Jokes

Greeting all, I decided to open a thread with various types of jokes. You can continue to post your very comments, but do not spam. I'll try to update as often as possible.

[addedon]February 2, 2010, 12:01 pm[/addedon]

QUOTE

Who do you want to live with?

Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

[addedon]February 2, 2010, 12:02 pm[/addedon]

QUOTE

Darkness

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts
her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it
is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy
it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I
have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit
again, you're in my closet now."

Helping Hand

NaDou — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:08:16 +0800

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job", Harry reply.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

How to go to Kelana Square via public transport

NaDou — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:10:31 +0800

Hi,

How to go Kelana Square via public transport?

As far as i know, you can take Putra LRT to Kelana Jaya, is there any bus from station to Kelana Square? How far is kelana square and train station??

Thank you.

[WTA] How to go to Mutiara Damansara

NaDou — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:35:58 +0800

Hi,

I would like to know how to go to Mutiara Damansara via public transport. I know train will take me till Kelana Jaya and that's all.

Thank.

Gun Shop

NaDou — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:04:09 +0800

One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.

J(ohnny):I want a pistol
S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,
S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...

[WTA] Protein Shake

NaDou — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:10:39 +0800

Hi,

I'm 17years old and would like to know if Protein Shake is needed after my workout.

My workout is not heavy/intense weight lifting but just minor weight lifting, jumping rope and abs exercise. Sometimes jogging.

Thank.

Bone pain during leg exercise

NaDou — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:36:51 +0800

Hi,

Sometime when I doing exercise such as lying down carry my leg up, i'll feel pain in my bone somewhere between the backside.

Advice and suggestion please.

Sorry for I don't have the proper word to describe my problem.

Thank.

Exercise Mat

NaDou — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:34:23 +0800

Hi,

Im looking for a good exercise mat. Please provide info such as where can i get them, price and any useful info.

Thank you.

Pregnant

NaDou — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:53:09 +0800

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"

"How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.

"Forty." she replies.

"Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"

"Well, dear, how old is your sister?"

The little girl answers, "Nineteen."

"Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"

"How old are you, dear?"

The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old."

"No, dear, you can't get pregnant..."

Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."

Beat Up In Church

NaDou — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:12:38 +0800

A man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had

happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what happened.

So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front

of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack,so being the gentleman I am, I

reached over and pulled it out for her.She did not like that, so she hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it

all day.

The next week he showed up to work and his face was beaten really badly! Again the guys asked him what had

happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the

church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big

woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."

At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"

"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."

Kicking

NaDou — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:10:27 +0800

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

10,000 Dollars Breast

NaDou — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:24:49 +0800

A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?!"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars...; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'

"Nah," says the little old man ... "Costs too much!"