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Batman Lingerie

Chocoholic — Tue, 01 Sep 2015 11:28:06 +0800

Hi all,

I wonder where can i get batman lingerie in Malaysia or is there any website can recommend? Many thanks

Acne on back & butt

Chocoholic — Mon, 24 Feb 2014 09:47:16 +0800

Hi all,

I in dilemma as my back n butt have serious acne problem. Not to mention I not dare to wear bikini to beach or swimming pool, I even not dare to have the intimate moment with my bf. I have a very low self-confidence and drive myself crazy. Is anyone of you encounter with this problem? how to get rid of these acne?

Looking for USB Fan in Bulk

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

Looking for USB Fan in Bulk

Chocoholic — Wed, 08 Jan 2014 11:00:53 +0800

I would like to order for special function. will need few hundreds units. please PM me.

Website Sponsorship for Charities Organizations

Chocoholic — Wed, 14 Aug 2013 11:00:11 +0800

Hi all,

we would like to sponsor a website for charities organizations. It's will be great if you could PM me the detail & contact person for me to keep in touch. This website is totally sponsored by us without any additional charges.

Many many thanks in advance to you all

Anyone know where can i get Dhaperazine ?

Chocoholic — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:03:46 +0800

been searching over several pharmacies... still couldn't get ... plz help !

Some major 'questions'...

Chocoholic — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 16:50:24 +0800

Apologise if re-post....

1 If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

2 How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

3 Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

4 Why is abbreviation such a long word?

5 Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

6 Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.".

7 Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

8 Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

9 Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

10 If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

11 If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

12 If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

13 Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

14 Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

15 You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

16 Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Want to know why u work so hard in ur entire life

Chocoholic — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:42:31 +0800

got this from fwd email......

On the very first day of the world, God created the cow.
He said to the cow:

"Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you!
Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long.
You will provide the energy to pull things!
You will also provide milk for people to drink!
You are to work all day under the sun! In return! , you will only eat
grass.
For that, you will have a life span of 50 years."
Ah Gu objected.
"What.. I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass!
On top of that, I have to give my milk away!
!This is tough and you want me to live 50 years!
I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back!"
God agreed.

On the next day, God created the dog.
He said to the dog.
"Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose.
You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house!
Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them!
In return, you will eat your master's leftovers.
I'll give you a life span of 20 years."
Ah Kow objected.
"What! I have to sit by the door all day and will need to bark at
people,
and
what do I get...LEFTOVERS...
This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have the remaining 10
years back!"
God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the monkey.
He said to the monkey.
"Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people.
You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces!
You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them.
In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts.
For that, I'll give you 20 years to live."
Naturally the monkey objected.
"This is ridiculous,
I gotta make faces and make people laugh let not even come to the
part about the trees and somersaults.
Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my
existence and I'll take 10.
What do you think?"
God agreed again.

On the forth day, God created humans.
God said to the man.
"You are my best piece of work, for that, you will only need to
sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else.You will
get to eat all the best things and play with the best toys.
All you need to do is enjoy all your life. For this kinda of life,
I'll give you 20 years."
Just like the rest, the man objected.
What, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only
20
years to live?
Tell you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow
and another 10 from Lao Kao and they probably don't know what to do with
all those lifes. Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to live?"
God being such good natured,! agreed with a smile.....

AND THAT IS WHY.....
We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives
when we are growing up.
Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family.
Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are
retired.
And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain
our grandchildren for the final 10 years.

...and now u know why our life ends up likely...