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BLOW JOB

SoFat — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 04:21:18 +0800

A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. Upon reaching the door she lifted her blouse and shows him her tops and told him to remember her always. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?"

"What! Are you crazy!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

"No! Someone might see us..."

"It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."

"No! I said no!"

"Baby... don't be like that."

"Come on baby pleeeeaassseee"

"I'm not going to give you a blow job"

"Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?"

Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her night dress, with her hair in a mess and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them, "Dad says either you blow him or I will have to blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself with his short gun... but for Heaven’s sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."

ENJOY

ios4 21/6/2010?

SoFat — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:29:16 +0800

its 21/6/2010 already.. how come still dont have ios4??

i7 Rig.. can improve? help!

SoFat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:38:45 +0800

processor: i7 920 2.66ghz 8m
Mabo: gigabyte GA EX58 UD 5 core i7
ram: 3 or 6gb DDR3 triple kit kingston (wondering should get 1600 or stay wit 1333?)
hard disk: WD 500gb Sata 2 (32mb)
DVD Rw: LG (wat ever dvdrw they have i dont care lol)
GC : sapphire 4870 512mb
PSU: Enermax Infiniti 650W PSU
Casing: CM RC590

wat u guys think? can improve?

WTA i7 rig wit 5.5k-6k budget enough? NEED HELP!

SoFat — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:22:35 +0800

5.5k budget enough for decent i7 rig? wat about including 24 inch moniter? i thinking the T240 samsung or the P2370 wat do u guys think?

WTA abt the big and best monitor

SoFat — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:59:53 +0800

hi all bros and gals..

i got a budget of maybe 1k-1.3k for monitor so i wanna get the best monitor avaliable out at the market right now.. any suggestions? i didnt wan to get a LCD tv cos my room no space.. just wan a moniter big enough to be my TV and can do my work on it.. its for gaming PS3 as well^_^.. i am sorta looking at the samsung T240.. is it advisable? any one got any better suggestions?

thanks

Subject: What were you thinking ?

SoFat — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:03:02 +0800

dont know if any one posted this joke before but here it goes..... read on and laugh!!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'

The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, 'I think Boy can go o the third-grade. '

Ms Anna says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?' The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'

Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?

Boy: 'Coconut'

Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Boy: 'Bubblegum'

Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?

The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..

Boy: 'Shake hands'

Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?'

Boy: 'Yep.'

Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me.. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'

Boy: 'A tent'

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: 'Wedding Ring'

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife fter they are married?

Boy: Surname

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?

Boy: 'Heart'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher : 'Send this boy to Stanford University; I myself got all the answers wrong'.

GPS for N95 working and dont need to pay

SoFat — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:19:27 +0800

any idea where to find them ar? look for them whold week already cannot find them