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THIS HAMKALING IS GETTING OUT OF HANDS v2.0

funnybone — Tue, 08 Oct 2024 14:46:24 +0800

Haha....just wanna spice things up

How is the dating scene in Kopitiam nowadays?

funnybone — Fri, 04 Oct 2024 17:23:32 +0800

I am still single

I'm still single

funnybone — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 15:46:26 +0800

Hi all,

I'm still single
Any gals interested to share the love journey with me......single mods are welcome too

MyTeksi App

funnybone — Thu, 27 Nov 2014 16:37:25 +0800

Would like to get feedback on this app. Is it reliable?
Planning to use this to book a cab to KLIA.

Need clarification

funnybone — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 13:17:15 +0800

Need to post a topic to ask about this Kipling Reth shoulder bag.
Is this only for a female to carry? I just bought 1 from Groupon and it looks hip

Samsung Note 3 - cover

funnybone — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 15:50:23 +0800

Hi guys

Am getting a Samsung Note 3 soon. Would like to ask about the cover. I've seen from my younger brother's, there is this cover that seems to be connected to a battery or something. My younger brother told me he did not get an original cover and the Note 3 got locked by itself. Is this true and possible to happen?

Samsung is selling original cover for about RM180. I saw in groupon, there is this being sold for RM55
Groupon

If I get this, will this be considered not original cover?

Need to go to High Court

funnybone — Thu, 24 Oct 2013 09:53:28 +0800

I need to attend to some court matters at High Court.

The address is as below:
High Court Of Malaya
Kompleks Mahkamah Kuala Lumpur,
Jalan Duta,
50450, Kuala Lumpur, WP Kuala Lumpur

I have checked in google. Just need to confirm is this the building?

Many thanks.

Scam - Unifi

funnybone — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 16:32:33 +0800

Just now got a call stating that I have outstanding unifi bill of RM3K......I don't even have a unifi account.
Luckily sense something fishy when the "collection dept personnel" suddenly talk to me in mandarin!!!!.............like a farking ah beng. Even when I say can't understand mandarin he try to talk in Cantonese......wtf

Called TM Unifi and confirmed its a scam

Which gym is good to join?

funnybone — Thu, 02 May 2013 13:45:34 +0800

I'm planning to join a gym. Been doing some research online and most ppl are whacking Fitness First, True Fitness and even Celebrity Fitness left right and center.
They are saying these gyms are swindling ppl and locking them years and years of torturing fees but providing substandard service

Any ideas? I really need a gym to keep fit now

AES

funnybone — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:11:43 +0800

Think I got captured by a flashing camera once when I beat the traffic lights at a junction in Old Klang road sometime early this month. When I checked the MyEG portal for any summonses, there are none. If captured by AES, possible to see in MYEG portal also?

BN politician

funnybone — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:08:39 +0800

Is it just my eyes....or are all BN politicians turning into mamaks?

E-Filling 2012

funnybone — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 19:42:01 +0800

Just would like to clarify. Is there a tax relief for donation? I just can't seem to find the box to fill that in.

Love scam

funnybone — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 17:12:27 +0800

Got this admirer from LinkedIn

Email
Hello love, sorry for the delay in reply, have been busy with some official duty even at the weekend, my boss had a dinner party which we needed to help me organise...i have missed your mails...so how are you doing, tell me more about what you did for the weekend..

I googled the listed hotels you sent earlier, and think i prefer the Mandarin Oriental...thanks so much for your effort dear...am finally so happy that i met a nice man....u capture my every thought.....i want to have your pictures on my laptop ....if you dont mind to send me more pictures of you to my email.....i will be more than happy to look at them everyday and night .......finding a good friend is rare, and i believe i have found myself one....i would like to invest in a lucrative place, and it depends on what i will invest on that is why i need your help to tell me what exactly i can invest on, maybe both of us can invest together, what do you think about property investment, like apartment? i need you to tell me which state is very cool for me to buy an apartment, i need a very conducive environment.check my various pictures i sent to you via the link below. ..I hope you like them dear.....haaaaa....one thing you should know more about me is that I am a very honest and modest lady...hope you like that..

Baby tell me more about yourself,, would love to know you more, and tell me about the beautiful places to visit in Malaysia, i love mountains and beaches..i will be on my computer waiting to read again from you...ur sweet words and assuring too....thank you so much...am so glad i met you...take care now...

Latifah Mohamed

Her pic

Who wants to take over be my guest

Internet friendship scam

funnybone — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 16:33:11 +0800

Even now in LinkedIn got people approaching me for friendship. What the heck???
That's a freaking professional networking site for career related stuffs.

Crazy cyberworld we are living in now

Email written to me

Hello dear...happy to read your response, actually i live and work in the UK and my father is from Sabah a state in Malaysia but since i was born i have never been there that is why i have chosen to come over and see how Malaysia looks like, and i don’t know anybody in Malaysia because i have never been there, and i went through your profile and thought maybe we could get to know each other better, and become good friends, and maybe hangout together when i get to malaysia, and you would probably get to show me one or two places..there are a whole lot i intend doing when i'm there, from pleasure to investment,i will be coming by next month i will stay for 2months(yes quiet a long time for a vac). I'm hoping we would be good friends before then, and who knows, might give you a call to pick me up from the airport if thats not asking much.

Little about myself...am single, 5ft7 tall..black hair, small eyes..hehe....average size...hobbies are swimming, reading, love movies so much, like listening to nice music, and also watching football is a crazy one too..heheh..am a Manchester United fan, do you like football, if so, what team do you support? tell me more about yourself...my number is +44-871-915-4566 feel free to call me anytime..but preferable after working hours, because thats when i will be able to talk more....anxiously waiting to read from you....kiss kiss

Gay thread

funnybone — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:33:38 +0800

Once I saw two dogs "doing it" while I was walking along a street with a friend. Didn't take much notice since its common for dogs anyway. However, I saw my friend kept on staring at the dogs' antics. Totally blurred look as if he has seen a ghost or something. Then he manage to blurt out...

Those two dogs are male dogs man!!!!!!!

Lovestruck ghost ‘stopped’ man from marrying

funnybone — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:41:59 +0800

No wonder I can't find my other half

A FEMALE ghost “fell in love” with a bachelor and prevented him from getting married even though he went for several matchmaking sessions.

His family members only found out later that the female ghost tried to “stop” the man from having any relationship with any other woman, Guang Ming Daily reported.

The 63-year-old man died of a heart attack three years ago.

The man's sister said she dreamt her brother told her he wanted to marry the woman during the Hungry Ghost Festival last year.

The sister said the man urged his family members to arrange an afterworld wedding ceremony for him and the female ghost.

Family members found out that the female ghost's mother miscarried her 43 years ago, and she is also from Penang.

The two families do not know each other.

The wedding ceremony was held at a temple in Penang on Sept 4 with representatives from both families present.

Hot date tonight

funnybone — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 14:09:55 +0800

Hi..

Need to have some idea on the most happening dance clubs in town (Klang Valley area)

Example:
1) Zouk
2) Alive

..........................

Got this email from admirer

funnybone — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:55:45 +0800

I've been writting email back and forth with this "russian girl".........been doing this for few weeks now since damn bored

Her latest email:

Hi mine lovely <funnybone>. How you today? I hope, that you OK. are pleasant
to read me your letters. Earlier I was sure, that is unreal to have
attachment to the man and mark to it the large sympathy, if not met it
and did not carry out with him together time. But now I feel pleasure,
when I have yours e-mail, I think of you and sometimes I have sadly,
when I think, that we far. I very much would want, when I come back
from work to come to you in the visitors, to bring with myself any
tasty pie. We could drink tea, and then together to go for a walk.
Probably it would be wonderful. I feel sadly, because we have the
relation only through the Internet. Sometimes there is a desire to
embrace and to be near to the man. I frequently, when I be in cafe I
see various pairs people, I look as they embrace each other, nice talk
and then I am sharper I feel the loneliness. I do not know, whether
you have feeling of loneliness. If you too feel it then you understand
me and know, that frequently It would be desirable, that a line was
the man, which will support always and to understand you, will help at
any time you and to console you. Wei, I would like to learn your
opinion doing our acquaintance by more serious. Probably, we could
meet and carry out some time together. It would be very good. What you
dear Wei, think concerning it? For me it is very important to know,
whether you want to have more serious relations with me, than letter.
Inform me please ideas concerning it. Kiss and embrace. Yours Irina

PS: Wanted to put her pic but don't know how to attach from my pc

Tonight got date

funnybone — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 15:00:04 +0800

Tonight i'm going out on a date with a girl i met from dating site...so nervous
But the excitement running thru my veins is so damn high............
can't wait for it...

Somethings telling me I'm into something good!!!! *herman hermits*

Holy mack...

funnybone — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:44:43 +0800

Got such thing here?????

Warned by

Notes

+Newbie+

Warned on Jul 30 2012, 09:09 PM

Added to warn level

Spamming nonsense reply in helpdesk thread