Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by KakiBalitong

Do you smile to people you don't like?

KakiBalitong — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:41:26 +0800

I do

Do you have your own car?

KakiBalitong — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:45:17 +0800

Ada or tak ada?

what is the relationship between butterfly&kasih?

KakiBalitong — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:18:32 +0800

can anyone plis tell me? butterfly kasih!

「英語一分鐘」重溫之二十八

KakiBalitong — Sun, 31 May 2009 19:39:26 +0800

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who is using nokia E71 or E75

KakiBalitong — Sun, 31 May 2009 19:28:30 +0800

which one do you prefer and why? thanks!

what makes a malaysian a malaysian?

KakiBalitong — Sun, 31 May 2009 17:32:39 +0800

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or © cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Do you still remember this?

KakiBalitong — Sun, 31 May 2009 00:50:07 +0800

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I now sort of agree with him

what is lala called in english?

KakiBalitong — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:08:51 +0800

this type of lala ok?

ada millionaire/billionaire dekat lolyat.net kah?

KakiBalitong — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:56:33 +0800

me know 7 is getting there

train incident in india

KakiBalitong — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:15:28 +0800

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anyone got free vacasyun lately?

KakiBalitong — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:02:22 +0800

my friend got suspended for no reason last week zzzzzzz

How to make money on the Internet?

KakiBalitong — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:08:27 +0800

Please share with us if you would. Terima Kasih!