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            <title>WTS Intel Core i7 8700K Desktop PC</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4702594</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): Intel Core i7 8700K Desktop PC&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;br /&gt;- Cooler Master MasterCase Pro 6&lt;br /&gt;- ASRock Z370 Taichi&lt;br /&gt;- Intel Core i7 8700K                      &lt;br /&gt;- Cooler Master V1200 PSU                  &lt;br /&gt;- Noctua NH-D15 CPU Cooler                 &lt;br /&gt;- G.Skill Trident Z RGB DDR4 8GB 3600MHz   &lt;br /&gt;- 300GB SATA HDD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: SOLD&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;span style='color:red'&gt;(&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;NOTICE&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;: Sellers are required to display the exact selling prices of their products. Failure to do so will result in the deletion of the topic)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty:&lt;br /&gt;Until Jan 2019 but most parts warranty longer than that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location: Kuchai Lama, KL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: WhatsApp 0173681167&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Used&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale: Upgrade&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Desktop Systems Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 17:20:35 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS MSI GTX 1080 TI Armor</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4603547</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):MSI GTX 1080 TI Armor&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Graphics card and original packaging&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: SOLD&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty: Yes. Bought in March 2018&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location: Kuchai Lama, Kuala Lumpur&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: WhatsApp 0173681167&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Very good&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Display Cards Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 15:06:41 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS Zotac GTX 1070 TI Mini</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4603149</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): Zotac GTX 1070 TI Mini&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Graphics card in original packaging&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: SOLD&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty: Yes. Bought in March 2018&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location: Kuchai Lama, Kuala Lumpur&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: WhatsApp 0173681167&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Very good&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Display Cards Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 21:53:23 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS Zotac GTX 1080 TI Mini</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4603147</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):Zotac GTX 1080 TI Mini&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Graphics card in original packaging&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: SOLD&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty: Yes. Bought in January 2018&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location: Kuchai Lama, Kuala Lumpur&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: WhatsApp 0173681167&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Very good.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Display Cards Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 21:50:13 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS Zotac GTX 1080 TI AMP&amp;#33; Edition</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4602977</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): Zotac GTX 1080 TI AMP&amp;#33; Edition (2 units available)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Graphics card in original packaging&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: SOLD&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty: Yes. Bought in March 2018&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location: Kuchai Lama, Kuala Lumpur&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: WhatsApp 0173681167&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Very Good. Light use only&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Display Cards Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 17:01:59 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS Intel Core i7 6700K Desktop System</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4386847</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): Intel Core i7 6700K Desktop System&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;br /&gt;Corsair Obsidian 450D Mid Tower Casing&lt;br /&gt;ASUS Z170-Deluxe Motherboard&lt;br /&gt;Intel Core i7 6700K 4C/8T Processor&lt;br /&gt;Corsair Hydro H110i GT AIO Liquid CPU Cooler&lt;br /&gt;Corsair DDR4 2133Mhz 16GB RAM&lt;br /&gt;Cooler Master 650W PSU&lt;br /&gt;300GB SATA HDD x 3&lt;br /&gt;WiFi 867Mbps&lt;br /&gt;Bluetooth 4.0&lt;br /&gt;Windows 10 Pro OEM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: SOLD&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;span style='color:red'&gt;(&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;NOTICE&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;: Sellers are required to display the exact selling prices of their products. Failure to do so will result in the deletion of the topic)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty: No warranty&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location: Kuchai Lama&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: WhatsApp&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Working condition&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale: Upgrade&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Desktop Systems Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2017 15:21:58 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS Dell Inspiron 11 3148</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4132309</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):&lt;/b&gt; Dell Inspiron 11 3148&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. 8GB RAM&lt;br /&gt;2. 500GB HDD&lt;br /&gt;3. Power Adapter&lt;br /&gt;4. Licensed Windows 10 Home Single Language&lt;br /&gt;5. Core i3 4030U 1.9GHz 2 Cores/4 Threads&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: SOLD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty:&lt;/b&gt; Warranty until January 2019&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:&lt;/b&gt; COD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller:&lt;/b&gt; Kuchai Lama, Kuala Lumpur&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt; WhatsApp 0173681167&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item:&lt;/b&gt; Purchased in February 2015&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions:&lt;/b&gt; Good working condition&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Notebooks Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:04:57 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS Dell Precision M4700</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4132303</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):&lt;/b&gt;  Dell Precision M4700&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. 16GB RAM&lt;br /&gt;2. 750GB HDD&lt;br /&gt;3. NVIDIA QUADRO K1000M Dedicated Graphics&lt;br /&gt;4. Supports mSATA SSD and 2.5&amp;quot; SATA SSD&lt;br /&gt;5. 1920x1080 FHD screen&lt;br /&gt;6. Core i7 3720QM 2.6GHz 4 Cores/8 Threads&lt;br /&gt;7. Licensed Windows 10 Pro 1607&lt;br /&gt;8. Power Adapter&lt;br /&gt;9. Brand New Dell Essentials Laptop Backpack&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: SOLD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty:&lt;/b&gt; No Warranty&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:&lt;/b&gt; COD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller:&lt;/b&gt; Kuchai Lama, Kuala Lumpur&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt; WhatsApp 0173681167&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item:&lt;/b&gt; Purchased in August 2012&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fully working condition. Keyboard and screen seldom used and almost brand new because been using attached external keyboard and monitor. Only 1 defective USB 2.0 port. Still have 1 working USB 2.0 port and 2 working USB 3.0 ports.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Notebooks Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2016 23:55:42 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Ship Accident</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3941136</link>
            <description>A ship carrying blue paint crashed into another ship carrying red paint. Both crews were marooned.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2016 08:00:40 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Down and out</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3909813</link>
            <description>Who gets congratulated when they are down and out?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('3fce6f325e2d7a4afacb6a1c12e75193')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;3fce6f325e2d7a4afacb6a1c12e75193&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;Astronauts&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2016 06:49:26 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS ASUS RT-AC87U</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3904835</link>
            <description>Want to sell ASUS RT-AC87U router&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warranty: 3 Years from December 2015&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Age of item: 3 months&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reason for sale: Upgrade&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Price: &lt;b&gt;SOLD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Location of item: Kuchai Lama, KL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For more info, please PM me.</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Networking Related Items Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2016 13:15:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS RT-AC68U</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3899243</link>
            <description>Want to sell used ASUS RT-AC68U&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Condition: Working condition&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warranty: 3 years warranty starting July 2014&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reason for sale: Upgrade&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Price: &lt;b&gt;SOLD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Delivery: Pos Laju or self-collect&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Location of item: Kuchai Lama, KL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Compatible for TM UniFi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PM me for more details</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Networking Related Items Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2016 15:15:24 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS Xiaomi Redmi 2 Enhanced</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3899199</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): Xiaomi Redmi 2 Enhanced (16GB storage, 2GB RAM)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Phone, charger, USB cable, screen protector and flip case&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: RM450&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty: 1 year from December 2015&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller: Kuchai Lama, KL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: PM&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item: 4 months&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: Almost new. Hardly used.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale: Not used.&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Mobile Phones Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2016 13:54:36 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS ASUS RT-AC68U</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3898361</link>
            <description>Want to sell used ASUS RT-AC68U&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Condition: Working condition&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Defect: USB 2.0 port broken, USB 3.0 port still OK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warranty: 3 years warranty starting June 2014&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reason for sale: Upgrade&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Price: &lt;b&gt;SOLD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Delivery: Pos Laju or self-collect&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Location of item: Kuchai Lama, KL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Compatible for TM UniFi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PM me for more details</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Networking Related Items Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2016 13:47:33 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Saw The Robber&amp;#39;s Face</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3858862</link>
            <description>A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2016 06:25:58 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Can&amp;#39;t Tell Them Apart</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3858860</link>
            <description>Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, “I think we’re in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, “I’ve got an idea. We’ll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, “Oh no, I can’t tell whose puppy is whose. They’ve pulled the ribbons off while they were playing.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart,” says the second blonde. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, “Oh no, I can’t tell whose puppy is whose. They’ve pulled their collars off while they were playing.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“There’s got to be some way to tell them apart,” says the second blonde. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, “I know&amp;#33; Why don’t you take the black one and I’ll take the white one&amp;#33;”</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2016 06:23:01 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Vibrating</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3852472</link>
            <description>While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;What&amp;#39;s this for?&amp;quot; she asks her husband. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;If you put a quarter in,&amp;quot; he says, reaching into his pocket, &amp;quot;the bed starts vibrating.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Save your money,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;When you&amp;#39;re a quarter in, I start vibrating.&amp;quot;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2016 14:09:50 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Why My Program Does Not Work?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3767427</link>
            <description>I have just started learning programming. This is my first program. Why my program does not work?</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2015 09:55:52 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Genetically Engineered Chicken</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3765842</link>
            <description>One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour, the chicken was still keeping up. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;That&amp;quot;s the most fantastic thing I&amp;#39;ve ever heard,&amp;quot; said the salesman. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;How do they taste?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I don&amp;#39;t know,&amp;quot; said the farmer. &amp;quot;We&amp;#39;ve never caught one.&amp;quot;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2015 13:55:28 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>How Birds Travel Vast Distances</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3756750</link>
            <description>How do birds travel vast distances?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('59d38c39ba54a8414e87a149f5b842bb')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;59d38c39ba54a8414e87a149f5b842bb&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They have a wormhole&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy72</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2015 10:00:55 +0800</pubDate>
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