http://forum.lowyat.net/ Sat, 04 Jul 2026 05:07:46 +0800 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/853396 On one day, a husband found out that his wife is having an affair with another guy. In anger, he planned to kill his wife and the wife&#39;s boyfriend. Therefore, he hired a hitman to kill the boyfriend by shooting his d**k and kill his wife by shooting her head. The husband said that if the hitman can do his job with only 4 bullets, he will be paid &#036;10k, 3 bullets will get him &#036;20k and so on. He also requested to follow the hitman because he wants to see his wife die with his own eyes.<br /><br />The hitman accepted the deal and they both went out to track down the husband&#39;s unfaithful wife. After a few hours, they found the wife with her boyfriend and followed them to a motel. The two guys went into the opposite building so that the hitman can get a clear shot with his sniper rifle. While loading two bullets in his rifle, the hitman proudly said to the husband, &quot;I&#39;m gonna use just two bullets for this job so this means I&#39;m getting &#036;30k from you right?&quot;. The husband happily replied, &quot;Sure, no problem. As long you do the job correctly, money is not a problem for me&quot;.<br /><br />Just before taking his shot, the hitman suddenly take out one bullet from his rifle and say,&quot;Looks like I&#39;ll be getting &#036;40k from you&quot;. Hadey Jokes Heaven Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:02:40 +0800