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        <title>Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by Ichibanichi</title>
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            <title>While UEC is hot topic</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/5549020</link>
            <description>PN call for another no confident vote&lt;br /&gt;BN back stab&lt;br /&gt;DAP abstain or back stab&lt;br /&gt;Sabah high chance back BN&lt;br /&gt;Sarawak become fence sitter waiting another big saliva offer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so....&lt;br /&gt;before it happen&lt;br /&gt;GE16 or OPS Lalang2.0???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think 6months too long to know how PKR implode&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('f74e90044a911ca2e8ab98ca4967c18a')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;f74e90044a911ca2e8ab98ca4967c18a&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;Sudden thinking coz D4 taking time update&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 21:16:45 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Today MBSA ada buat operasi tak?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/5499531</link>
            <description>I&amp;#39;m thinking to go tarpau my fav char key tiao (confirm no JAKIM HALAL certification)</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 14 Dec 2024 10:34:39 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Jeng Jeng Jeng... /k/loyar ini boleh ke?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/5298893</link>
            <description>&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;Perbadanan Nasional Bhd, who is suing Serba Dinamik Holdings Bhd&amp;#39;s managing director Datuk Dr Mohd Abdul Karim Abdullah and two former senior executives of the oil and gas services outfit&amp;#39;s subsidiaries to claim the return of RM46.49 million over a share investment that went bad, has applied for a summary judgement against the trio. It filed the application on Aug 1 through Messrs Azmi &amp;amp; Associates, claiming that the defendants&amp;#39; defence has no merit, and that there are no longer triable issues to be decided by the court.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='https://www.theedgemarkets.com/article/hartalega-klccp-stapled-texchem-resources-leong-hup-serba-dinamik-ilb-green-packet-g3-global' target='_blank'&gt;Good News For ecntrader&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boleh menang????</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2022 08:49:16 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Is it the time to look elsewhere?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/5217825</link>
            <description>It is almost a year working in a SME company with small manpower (10pax) with yearly sales turnover less around 1.5mil. Nothing to be shout over as 1 leg kick type of management. However my boss already getting overboard requesting me to coverup some task which I not sign for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ever since the executive resignation (this year April), I have been takeover various of task (under so call stand-in), which it is still bearable for me (as a manager). However on and off my boss requested me to take over some of the task which I not sign-in for. Should I take up this task, he will take me as granted which will burden me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Currently I&amp;#39;m responsible for the task of planning as well as ensuring the whole company running smoothly (Stock inventory, Production output, Product quality and Management &amp;amp; documentation) which mostly 60% of the specific tasks should be handle by executive. From April until now, there is no replacement for this executive but my boss want a general worker as an replacement. While this general worker will only task with menial work but the other current task I will still need to do until my current production assistant promote to executive. I delegate some of the executive work to him which he able to perform. However he did raise a valid argument that with increase of job task, he would like to have salary increment too in which I have to take back to avoid unnecessary stigma of increase workload without salary increase. Should the production assistant resign, the whole company productivity will stop as one of his task is very-very important.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Due to this factor, my boss keep on harping to me to learn and master his job task (cilakak pretend with the reason I can know more and understand the production process). Hello.....I already write down the SOP production which the company should have it 20 years ago but when you in charge in this company, you never instruct someone to write it out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Additionally I have to take care another sister company which run specific raw material processing (this area involve alot of heavy task &amp;amp; only men capable to do it)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In term of salary, it is a typical chinaman salary level at 5k/month. During interview I requested 6k but reduce to 5.5k. (I accepted it as it was in pandemic time &amp;amp; I was in about 3months jobless after being terminated by a real CHINAMAN company &amp;lt;- it really open my mind no more work with CHINA company, it going to exhaust both your mental &amp;amp; physical daily&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;) From the 5.5k it further reduce to 5k + 300 petrol allowance + 94.5 parking claim...... really makan ppl in desperation time. After probation, no increment.... &lt;!--emo&amp;:sweat:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sweat.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweat.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:sweat:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sweat.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweat.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:sweat:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sweat.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweat.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is your opinion?&lt;br /&gt;Stay or start to polish up resume and mass send out?</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Serious Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2021 18:42:21 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>(WTS) Apple Iphone 12 64GB</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/5191846</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apple Iphone 12 64GB (BLACK)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;unbox condition (only handset)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;span style='color:red'&gt;(&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;NOTICE&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;: Sellers are required to display the exact selling prices of their products. Failure to do so will result in the deletion of the topic)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;RM3,399&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Consider new set. All warranty claim direct to authorized Apple center&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COD only&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Within Klang Valley (preferable Setia Alam &amp;amp; Sunway Pyramid) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;unopen box. still in seal condition&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;will upload later&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Got from competition. I&amp;#39;m android user</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Mobile Phones Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2021 08:58:16 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>So today I went to interview for engineer post</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4408569</link>
            <description>totally non-related to this topic &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;a href='https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4408537/+0&amp;#entry86329263' target='_blank'&gt;https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4408537/+0&amp;#entry86329263&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Almost late from appointment time 10am&lt;br /&gt;cilakak  &lt;!--emo&amp;:angry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:angry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:furious:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/vmad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='vmad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;   &lt;!--emo&amp;:furious:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/vmad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='vmad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; that Puchong not human live super traffic jam even blocking all exit route&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; the hiring manager no apologize to me for conducting the interview late at 10:30am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('d350ea2022be898058dd9cc0dff56aaa')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;d350ea2022be898058dd9cc0dff56aaa&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway.....&lt;br /&gt;I want to teach anyone either fresh grad or kuli job position (not for managerial position)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('5af86ab66524a3a67e53d811cf32ad60')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;5af86ab66524a3a67e53d811cf32ad60&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before the interviewer ask the question what do you see yourself in 5 years time or asking you at that time, don&amp;#39;t worry to post this question to them&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot; What is the company direction in 20years from now?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hiring manager show me BingungMaslan.gif. Then simply say tembak (from my observation their body language). She said she might also not in the company after 5 years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; .....safe. &lt;br /&gt;No need to face that stupiak question  &lt;!--emo&amp;:peace:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_rolleyes.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:peace:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_rolleyes.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:peace:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_rolleyes.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:04:40 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Ipad2 screen problem</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4098837</link>
            <description>My ipad2 suffer screen display snowing effect after drop.&lt;br /&gt;I suspected the digitizer got damage or connector problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone have recommendation of reliable service repair in shah alam, subang and pj?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday i asked directd but i piss-off with the repair duration need at less 1 month.</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Mobile Phones and Tablets</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2016 09:03:53 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTS] Galaxy S3 I9300</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3238773</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s): Samsung Galaxy S3&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: handphone + charger&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price: RM500&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warranty: Personal 3 days (already use more than a year)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller: Setia Alam&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details: PM&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item: about 1.25years&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions: still look fine, 95% still OK&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://i.imgur.com/KAUCNNL.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://i.imgur.com/gPLlsWG.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale: Funding for iphone&lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Garage Sales Archive</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2014 00:24:54 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>New jualan RM70k++, After 1 year RM50k</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3115867</link>
            <description>Looking for 2nd hand car not more than 50k (Y2010~Y2013).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then saw this ad in mudah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.mudah.my/Proton+Preve+CFE+low+mileage+2012+-25391684.htm' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.mudah.my/Proton+Preve+CFE+low+m...2+-25391684.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('1b67d8ee8bf2aa021b713e4fe56f2c3b')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;1b67d8ee8bf2aa021b713e4fe56f2c3b&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Condition: Used &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Price: RM 49 000 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Type: Sedan&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Make: Proton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Model: Preve&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Transmission: Auto&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reg. year: 2012&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Manufactured year: 2012&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mileage: 5 000 - 9 999&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Engine Capacity: 1600 cc&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Color Type: Non-Metalic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Color:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Accessories: Solar Film, CD Player, Airbag driver, Airbag passenger, DVD Player, Navigation system, ABS Brakes, Sport rims, Alarm, Central lock, Adjustable steering&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Warranty Information and Other Terms &amp;amp; Conditions:&lt;br /&gt;Warranty 5 YEARS&lt;br /&gt;*Register date 30/12/2012&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; PLEASE CALL AFTER 5PM&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 1 careful lady owner&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 100% accident free&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Original paint&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Very low mileage&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; High spec&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; CFE turbo&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; CVT gear box&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Paddle shifters&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Original paint&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Original proton parts&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Original player with :&lt;br /&gt;cd/dvd/mp3/bluetooth/usb/ipod connectivity&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Auto light&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Auto wiper&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Auto cruise&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Auto aircond&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Safety features, ABS, EBD, 4 airbag&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Seatbelt pre tensioner&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Anti trap power window&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Front fog lamps&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Immobilizer key&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Push start&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Seat fabric ( water repellant)&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; GPS Navigation&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Multi link suspension&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Electronic stability control (ESC)&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Projecter LED head lamp&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Follow me home light&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Tip top original condition&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Keep well by last owner&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Clean interior&lt;br /&gt;* PREMIUM SPECS&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Engine Campro CFE 1.6 cc&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Acceleration 0-100km/h 9.6 sec&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*SMOOTH ENGINE&lt;br /&gt;*SMOOTH GEARBOX&lt;br /&gt;*SUSPENSION GOOD&lt;br /&gt;*TRANSMISSION GOOD&lt;br /&gt;*VERY SAFE FUEL CONSUMPTION&lt;br /&gt;*100% NO REPAIR NEEDED&lt;br /&gt;*JUST BUY AND DRIVE&lt;br /&gt;*NO ACCIDENT RECORD&lt;br /&gt;*THIS CAR HAS BEEN MAINTAIN VERY WELL BY LAST OWNER &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can trust or not??? &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;inb4 must summon [@Toyoi] for sepatah dua bashing post&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuuuu......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another one same price and same year make&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.mudah.my/Proton+Preve+1+6+CVT+A+CFE+CAMPRO+PREMiUM+SPEC-25164081.htm' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.mudah.my/Proton+Preve+1+6+CVT+A...EC-25164081.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2014 11:55:56 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>1st GEN Starship Enterprise</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2576780</link>
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            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 16:17:59 +0800</pubDate>
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            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2576760</link>
            <description>&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;2001. NEAR spacecraft is the first manmade object to land on an asteroid. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2001. The events from 2001: A Space Odyssey begin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2003. End of the World predicted by aliens called Zetas &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2003. Cassini spacecraft arrives at Saturn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2003, Mars at opposition. 34.6 million miles. Closest to earth in last 3000 years&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2004. Alderson Drive is perfected and allows interstellar travel. (Jerry Pournelle)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2004, Transit of Venus (6/8)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2004. Superconducting Supercollider creates a wormhole bridge (John Cramer.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2004. End of the World predicted by Arnie Stanton. Second Coming&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2005. Eon. First expedition to hollowed-out asteroid uncovers The Way. (Greg Bear)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2006. End of the World . &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2007. End of the World . Rapture occurs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2009. Flashforward. At the CERN something goes horribly awry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2010 World&amp;#39;s oil supply will reach its maximum production.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2010. Half of all automobiles and trucks will be electric &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2012. End of the World . Bible Code shows earth hit by devastating comet. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2012 Great Cycle of the Maya is 5,125 years in length comes to an end. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2012. End of the World. The earth enters the Photon Belt from the Pleiades.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2014. End of the World . Pope Leo XIX prediction ca 1514. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2014. Planned launch of the Terrestrial Planet Finder by NASA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2015. Fossil industry will start to feel the cumulative heat of dwindling oil supply, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2015. Greenhouse gas emissions in developing world exceed industrialized world. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2016. End of the World . Biological plague released that kills all of humanity. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2016. Possible date for the flyby of the New Horizons mission with Pluto. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2017. End of the World . according to Sword of God Brotherhood. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2018. End of the World . Comet or Asteroid collides with earth. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2019. Cities in Flight. Gravitron polarity generator invented (James Blish)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2020. About one-fourth of children will live in poverty, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2020. Skill shortage of nine million college educated workers &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2020 Estimated population could be at 8 billion people. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2020. Global natural gas production is expected to &amp;quot;peak&amp;quot; by now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2020 Massive and uncontrolled deforestation in Africa &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2020. Government will owe the Social Security Trust Fund &amp;#036;3 trillion, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2020. Minority students will represent 46% of all students in the United States. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2020 Mt. Kilimanjaro - complete loss of snow &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2020. Podkayne of Mars. Intra-planet travel is commonplace. (Robert Heinlein)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2022. Soylent Green events begin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2024. End of the World . Asteroid hits earth. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2025. Childhood&amp;#39;s End. 50 years after the Overlords arrived in 1975, (Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2025. Milky Way invisible eastern half of the United States&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2025 Two out of every three people on Earth will live in water-stressed conditions. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2028. End of the World . Asteroid 1997 XF11 within 600,000 miles. Could collide. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2030. End of the World . Predicted by Sun Microsystems Chief Scientist. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2030 The projected insolvancy date for the Medicare Trust Fund &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2030. One in four American women will be over the age of 65. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2030. Peak aging of baby boom generation. Total population 50.8 million &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2030. The world&amp;#39;s automobile population will surpass one billion, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2030. Global warming could flood New York subways, airports coastal areas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2030. World population 9.6 billion. 96% of the addition in developing nations, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2030. The Star Dwellers. Haertel faster than light drive invented (James Blish)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2036. The Light of Other Days. &amp;#39;WormCam&amp;#39; invented (Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2038. End of the World. Massive starvation and polar icecaps melt. 2038. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2040. No distinction between a commercial airliner a commercial launch vehicle: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2040. Population of California will essentially double to 60 million people. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2042. Timemaster. First expedition to Alpha Centauri. Warpgate. (Robert Forward)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2047. End of the World . Predicted by the Church of BLAIR. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2049. Robots will be doing many household chores such as cooking, lawn-mowing, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. The impact of global warming is expected to be obvious by now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. People of color will comprise nearly 50 percent of the U.S. population. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. U.S. Glacier National Park will contain no glaciers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. Jet contrails to be significant climate factor by 2050&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. Ozone layer will begin to repair itself &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. The world population 9-11 billion&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. World energy consumption will double or triple by 2050 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. Photovoltaic solar energy of 18% in the entire electricity&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050, Fuel-cell electric power will predominate. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. Petroleum reserves are finally exhausted&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. Human population estimated at 10-12 billion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. Death of the Oil Economy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. Earth-dwellers will probably be able to travel to the moon &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2050. Globe will warm up by 1.5 - 4.5 degrees Celsius if CO2 at 600 ppm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2053. Third World War. Zefram Cochrane invents space warp drive (Star Trek)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2058. Lost in Space movie. Jupiter 2 is launched from Earth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2060. Population of the United States is now at 560 million Americans&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2061. Babylon 5. First permanent lunar colony established.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2061. Halley&amp;#39;s Comet returns. This is the 31st time &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2065. Procyon&amp;#39;s Promise. A Maker ship enters solar system. (Michael McCollum)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2076. End of the World . Bede the Venerable, an 8th Century christian theologian. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2083. Alien movie begin its history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2084, Transit of Earth as seen from Mars (November 10th)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2088 Computer will be twice as smart and twice as insightful as any human being &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2090. Great Lakes water levels will likely be one to three feet lower;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2095. Chinese economy has grown by a factor of more than 50, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2100. Two-thirds of the world&amp;#39;s 6,700 languages will have died. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2100. Average temperature increases worldwide of more than 3 degrees Celsius &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2100. Population in the year 2100 may be in the range 10 to II billion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2100 Sea level in 2100, would be about 0.4 metres.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2100. Atmospheric CO2 will increase to 700 ppm by Temps by 3.5 °F (1.9 °C) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2100. The Ring of Charon. Earth is accidentally destroyed (Roger MacBride Allen)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2101. Babylon 5. First martian base established.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2102. Polaris reaches its closest position with respect to the North Celestial Pole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2119. Orphans of the Sky. First Proxima Centauri Expedition (Robert Heinlein)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2150. Dr Who and his traveling companions use his time machine and visit Earth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2115. Childhood&amp;#39;s End. All adult humans are now extinct, (Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2125. Childhood&amp;#39;s End. The Earth is destroyed (Arthur C.Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2130. Rama Revealed. Alien artifact enters the solar system (Arthur C. Clark)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2197. The Engines of God. The Iapetus Expedition. (Jack McDevitt)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2199. The Matrix. the world is now being run by an artificial intelligence..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2200. Galaxies Like Grains of Sand. The Procyon Colony is settled. (Brian Aldis)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2218. Star Trek. First contact with Klingon Empire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2245. Babylon 5. The Earth-Minbari War begins with the death of Dukat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2261. Babylon 5. The Shadow-Vorlon war at Coridian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2264. Star Trek. Captain Kirk begins the historic &amp;#39;Five year Mission&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2267. Babylon 5. Drakh release plague on Earth. Humanity annihilated except Rangers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2300. The End of Eternity. Humans discover the Temporal Field. (Isaac Asimov)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2341. The Man-Kazin War begins. (Larry Niven)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2367. Star Trek Next Generation. The Borg attack the Federation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2375. Cities in Flight. Earth cities wander the galaxy (James Blish)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2400. Eon. Humans hollow out the asteroid Ceres and install The Way, (Greg Baer)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2439. The Sundered Worlds. End of the universe. (Michael Moorcock)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2487. Buck Rogers TV series&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2512. Antares Dawn (Michael McCollum)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2525. Zager and Evans: In the year 2525, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2600. The End of Eternity. Time travel created (Isaac Asimov)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3001. Ring. Space travel with GUT-drive and wormhole technology. (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3100. Earth&amp;#39;s next little ice age could occur&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3111. Cities in Flight. New York is launched into space.(James Blish)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3175. A Canticle for Leibowitz. Earth destroyed by nuclear war (Walter Miller)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3262. Babylon 5. On a decimated Earth, monks collect artifacts to reconstruct past &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3500. The Songs of Distant Earth. The quantum drive is invented. (Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3620. Songs of Distant Earth. Earth destroyed as the Sun goes nova. (Arthur C.Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3850. The Corridors of Time. Time travel is invented. (Poul Anderson)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4000. The Chaos Weapon. Trans-continuum drives. (Colin Kapp)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4000 Earth&amp;#39;s magnetic field would vanish, perhaps reversing polarity &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4004. Cities in Flight. Rebirth of the universe. (James Blish)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4874. Ring. Conquest of human planets by Squeem. (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5088. Ring. Conquest of human planets by Qax (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5500. Ring. Third human expansion begins into galaxy. (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10,000. Ring. Humans become dominant species in galaxy (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11,500. Because of precession, Earth will then be closer to the sun in July &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12,000. The Wizard of Linn. (A.E. van Vogt)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16,000. Vega is now the North Pole Star.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20,000. Global climate would be naturally heading towards another ice age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23,000. A full-scale glaciation, much like the last one, will culminate &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23,125,. The star Thuban is now the North Pole Star.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26,000. Hari Sheldon establishes the Foundation. (Isaac Asimov)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26,390. Dune. House Atreides moves to Arakis (Frank Herbert)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27,827. Polaris returns to its closest offset from North Celestial Pole&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30,000 Pioneer 10 passes close to nearby star Ross 248, 10 light years distant &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50,000 Solar system enters a piece of &amp;#39;Local Fluff&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;80,000 Peak of the next ice age, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;82,000. Galaxies Like Grains of Sand. Space travel resumes.(Brian Aldis)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100,000. Ring. Human assaults on Xeelee concentrations begins. (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;202,000. Return to the Stars. The Empire battles the Dark Worlds. (Edmond Hamilton)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;657,208. The Time Ships. The Morlock civilization. (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;802,701 In the Time Machine chronology the Morlocks and Eloi saga unfolds. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 million. Gleise 710 reaches closest point to Sun at 1 light years. Comet storms? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 million . Babylon 5. Sun goes nova. Rangers become Vorlon-like beings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 million. Ring. Xeelee final defeat of humans (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 million. City and the Stars. Humans colonized the galaxy. (Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 million. City and the Stars. Invaders enter Galaxy. Defeat humans. (Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 million. The End of Eternity. Humans will have evolved. (Isaac Asimov)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 million . The Betelgeuse Supernova by now. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4 million. Ring. Destruction of Ring by photino birds. (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 million. Ring. Last humans return to solar system in GUT ship (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 million. Sun reached the edge of the Local Bubble&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7 million. The End of Eternity. The mysterious Hidden Centuries. (Isaac Asimov).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10 million. Ring. Extinction of baryonic life. (Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15 million. The End of Eternity. Humanity has completely died out. (Isaac Asimov)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20 million. Limit to numerical integration of the dynamics of the solar system &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20 million. 35 supernovae in the Sco-Cen OB association &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40 million. Galaxies Like Grains of Sand. The end of the Dark Millennia. (Brian Aldis)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;66 million Sirius leaves the main sequence and starts life as a red giant &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100 million City and the Stars. Humanity confined to a few cities: Diaspar (Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100 million Solar luminosity 1% higher. global temperature will be 10 degrees C higher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100 million. Saturn&amp;#39;s rings disappear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;200 million . Global temperature will be 20 degrees C higher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;225 million. Sirius is a mature red giant with a red color and a magnitude of -5.0.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;250 million. World will once again be like ancient Pangea. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;300 million. The binary pulsar PSR1913+16 collapses in a spectacular supernova.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;300 million. Mean global temperature will be 30 degrees C higher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;342 million. Sirius enters a planetary nebula phase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;400 million. Mean global temperature will be 40 degrees C higher. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;500 million. Atmosphere short of carbon dioxide that all plant will die, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;500 million. Global temperature will be 50 degrees C higher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;600 million. The sun will be 5% brighter than it is today. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;600 million. Earth temperature will have risen to about 350 K or 80C. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;750 million. Sagittarius dwarf galaxy eaten by Milky Way. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 billion. The City and the Stars. Human interstellar civilization (Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 billion. Galaxies Like Grains of Sand. Human extinction across galaxy. (Brian Aldis)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 billion . Earth may lose its oceans and revert to its former lifeless &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.1 billion : Sun will be 10% brighter than today. Moist Greenhouse Effect. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.1 billion. Earth would start to lose its water via a &amp;#39;moist greenhouse&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.3 billion. Surface temperature 100 C. The surface pressure of the atmosphere is 2 bars, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.5 billion. The City and the Stars . Humans create incorporeal beings(Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 billion. Global temperature about 400 K or 130 C.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 billion Eccentricity of the orbit of Mars exceeds 0.2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 billion. The City and the Stars. Alvin leaves Diaspar (Arthur C. Clarke) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 billion. Moon no longer helpful in stabilizing our axis. Chaotic behavior eminent&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.3 billion. The solar system makes its Tenth orbit of the galactic center &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 billion. Sun reaches its hottest surface temperature of 5843 on Main Sequence&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 billion. Solar luminosity increases 33%, Global temperature 450 K or 180 C.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 billion. Andromeda Galaxy collides with Milky Way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.5 billion Runaway Greenhouse Effect The oceans will evaporate into space, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.5 billion. Mercury suffers close encounter with Venus and ejected from solar system.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.5 billion. Earth now a twin to Venus but with water-vapor rich 100-bar atmosphere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.8 billion. Earth&amp;#39;s temperature will have risen to about 1600 K or 1330 C. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.0 billion. Sun starts to become a red giant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.5 billion. City at World&amp;#39;s End. Middletown propelled into future (Edmond Hamilton)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.55 billion. Venus at 1 AU earth 1.38 AU. Mercury engulfed, but Venus just escapes &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.68 billion. Sun engulfs Venus and Earth. Mars spared at a distance of 2.25 AU. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11 billion. Youngest globular clusters have now evaporated away. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17 billion. The City and the Stars. Mad Mind battles Vanamonde(Arthur C. Clarke)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50 billion. Earthlings will only see galaxies that are now our closest neighbors. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100 billion. Universe will be a dark and lonely place,&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100 billion. The universe is likely to remain hospitable to life &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1000 billion Stars die. No more fusion-powered stars, Galaxies filled with corpses. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1500 trillion. Ring. Stars evaporate from galaxies.(Stephen Baxter)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^17 Passing stars rip planets from stellar corpses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^18 Galaxies dissolve. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^20 Orbits of planets decay via gravitational radiation &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^30 The Black Hole Age &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^31 Universe filled with supermassive black holes. Protons decay &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^32 Dead stars evaporate via proton decay &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^34 All carbon-based lifeforms become extinct (due to lack of atoms) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^35 . Proton and neutron will decay if current GUT theories correct. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^65 Stellar-mass black holes evaporate&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^65 Ordinary matter liquifies due to quantum tunneling &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^66 Solar mass black holes evaporate via Hawking process &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^97 Galaxy-sized black holes will also evaporate. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^100 Supermassive black holes evaporate. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^110 . The Dark Age no known process which will ever change things. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^122 Protons decay via Hawking process &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^1500 Ordinary matter surviving GUTs or Hawking process, decays into iron &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10^10^26 All iron nuclei collapse into black holes &lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 16:03:44 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Google Nexus 7 coming soon</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2451559</link>
            <description>&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;Yep, officially, ASUS plans to bring in the Nexus 7 to Malaysia in September.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to &lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.shahz.net/android/nexus-7-joins-tablet-family.html' target='_blank'&gt;HIM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:idea:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_idea.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_idea.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:idea:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_idea.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_idea.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:idea:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_idea.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_idea.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully ASUS MALAYSIA keep their promise.</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2012 09:14:58 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Servicing resign notice period</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2342673</link>
            <description>I tendered my resignation this week and my last day will be end of this month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suggest me what to do to kill my free-time apart of handling over my present job to my colleague.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However there is a big problem....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('70f96bf2ee969d8ea5da79d51e85706f')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;70f96bf2ee969d8ea5da79d51e85706f&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My resignation cause a big effect for my MD and he furious with all the senior in the company and make a drastic change in company OC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reason for MD rage :&lt;br /&gt;5 new staff resigned in a period of 2months who all personally interviewed and employed by MD himself (that&amp;#39;s including me). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His &amp;quot;most sayang&amp;quot; employee resign 2 weeks earlier than me. Thus my resignation amplify that effect.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My superior who plan me as his job successor suddenly become acting GM and he told me that he getting &amp;quot;dengki&amp;quot; reports of like questioning why i not doing work and why i chitchat long time with other colleagues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I become the company enemy No.1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and I still have 3weeks to go&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Jobs &amp;amp; Careers</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 23:57:43 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>How many things should by @ PCFair</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2305850</link>
            <description>Today PCFair just want to buy printer&lt;br /&gt;but...but....&lt;br /&gt;end up this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/hps49.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;only printer use cash&lt;br /&gt;other CC.... &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*re-edit coz pic small*</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:32:11 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Yearly salary increment</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1973388</link>
            <description>Do really European based company will add the country inflation rate into the yearly salary increment?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So far as I know &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Malaysian company - NO&lt;br /&gt;Japanese company - NO&lt;br /&gt;Chinaman company - definately NO NO NO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone working in European company enjoying this benefit?</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Jobs &amp;amp; Careers</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:12:59 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>To stop or continue?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1928748</link>
            <description>I just change to new job after have a bad day with previous company (worked for 10 years already  &lt;!--emo&amp;:sweat:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sweat.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweat.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This new job is totally irrelevant to my previous position but the new company manager happily to accept me in order for me to start new career.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This new company offer 20% increment of my previous company salary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More ever the company benefit :&lt;br /&gt;1. 50k hospitalization insurance (for whole family)&lt;br /&gt;2. House Loan interest subsidize (about 5% of the full house loan)&lt;br /&gt;3. Car Loan interest subsidize (about 5% of the full car loan)&lt;br /&gt;4. Reimbursement of sport apparatus rm600 yearly (can also use to claim tax rebate)&lt;br /&gt;5. Pay for study fee (max 2/3 of the fees)&lt;br /&gt;6. 2days off for exam taking (any certification which related to work) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However after I started with new company, I always have migraine daily (already 3days consecutively)&lt;br /&gt;This migraine is due to environment which the air around the factory have some stale airy smell which come from strong acid reaction with metal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now the doctor just gave me &amp;quot;ponstan&amp;quot; to reduce the migraine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Btw...I still under probation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are in my position, what should you advice me?</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>Jobs &amp;amp; Careers</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 18:48:38 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Can&amp;#39;t wait for Grand Sale</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1794308</link>
            <description>Hope get great discount on PS3 and PSPhone soon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but Y mee-in-the-cup?? &lt;!--emo&amp;:blink:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:blink:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/7a9fd0d920.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e62fa5e4ed.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8811790b0b.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:00:21 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>TalentCorp</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1793768</link>
            <description>&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;KUALA LUMPUR, March 15 — A Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) officer admitted today that he is angry with a Bar Council lawyer who had grilled him during the royal commission of inquiry (RCI) investigating Teoh Beng Hock’s death.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MACC assistant enforcement officer Arman Alies confessed that Edmund Bon’s personal attacks against him on the witness stand yesterday had angered him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“During the inquiry here, how many times did you get angry?” asked commissioner Professor Dr Mohamed Hatta Shaharom at the inquiry today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“When I’m attacked personally (and) when personal questions are posed repeatedly... when I was questioned by Bar Council lawyers,” answered Arman, referring to Bon specifically.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The gallery exploded in laughter when Arman said “I think the man at the end” after Hatta asked him to single out the lawyer who had angered him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bon, dressed in a grey suit, was sitting at the end of the row with his colleagues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“At that time, I felt pressured,” said Arman, 35.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RCI chairman Tan Sri James Foong had reprimanded Bon gently a few times yesterday, telling the lawyer not to give Arman a “lecture”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arman, who had floppy, longish hair and black frame glasses, also said he never got angry at Teoh during his interview with the DAP aide the night before Teoh was found dead on July 16, 2009.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“(Mohd) Ashraf (Mohd Yunus) and I did not get angry,” said Arman, referring to another MACC officer who was present during the interview.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“He (Teoh) was normal,” he added.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teoh, 30, was found sprawled on the fifth floor of Plaza Masalam, Shah Alam, after he fell from the-then Selangor MACC headquarters on the 14th floor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arman has, however, denied that he or Ashraf had used any force on the political secretary during the interview, which he said lasted less than one and a half hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arman, who has served the anti-graft body for 10 years, also said his temper has never risen against other witnesses or suspects during interviews.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I don’t think I ever got angry,” said Arman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“If people don’t want to talk or if they want to hide, we’ll find documents or look for other witnesses. If I get angry, maybe there will be allegations against me,” added the anti-graft officer, who is based in MACC’s headquarters in Putrajaya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arman, whose highest qualification is Form Five Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM), said he would get angry if people disturbed him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arman also said he had gone to the Selangor contingent police headquarters at about 8.40 or 9 pm on July 17 2009 to have his statement recorded, and only left the place at about 7 am the next day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“You didn’t get angry at the police?” asked Foong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“No. They were doing their job,” answered Arman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arman also insisted that he did not change anything in the second version of his investigation diary on his interview with Teoh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I just made additions to make it more detailed,” said Arman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bon had accused Arman yesterday of tampering with his investigation diary, which he said could be tantamount to cheating or forgery under the Penal Code.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bon pointed out that there were many discrepancies in Arman’s two versions of the diary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the second version of the diary, Arman had stated that no force was used on Teoh, but this sentence was absent in the first version, said Bon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arman said yesterday he had typed a second version of his investigation diary last August after the original version, which was typed on July 18 or July 19 2009, was destroyed by a computer virus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The MACC officer said he had typed the second version from memory and two pages of a printed copy of his original investigation diary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“If pages of the first ID (investigation diary) were not with you, how’d you use the words found in the first entry? You don’t have a photographic memory, do you?” asked commissioner Datuk Selventhiranathan Thiagarajah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I just typed (from memory),” answered Arman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arman has testified that Teoh was called as a witness in investigations against the latter’s boss, Ean Yong Hian Wah, for suspected abuse of state funds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ean Yong is the Seri Kembangan assemblyman and a Selangor state executive councillor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The inquiry resumes tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/macc-officer-says-angry-with-bar-council-lawyer-for-personal-attacks/' target='_blank'&gt;talent source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TLDR??&lt;br /&gt;Summary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Highest Education level : SPM&lt;br /&gt;2. 10 years service : become IO&lt;br /&gt;3. Can make 2nd investigation diary more detail than 1st diary (nvm if noob IT coz 1st report makan by virus)&lt;br /&gt;4. No photographic memory but can recall more detail after certain time lapse&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TalentCorp....U seelookseelook where ar??? &lt;!--emo&amp;:w--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='whistling.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:w--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='whistling.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:w--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='whistling.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inb4 &lt;br /&gt;Ini slowpoke news&lt;br /&gt;SPM pawned degree holder, master holder and Phd Dr&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inb4Inb4&lt;br /&gt;diploma &amp;amp; adv diploma holder FFFFUUUUUU&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:14:32 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>MusangApi4.0 goes live</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1786596</link>
            <description>MusangApi no more beta liao&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go update fast fast&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:52:46 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Chemical element WO</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1687147</link>
            <description>&lt;!--QuoteBegin--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;Element: Women&lt;br /&gt;Symbol: WO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Discovered by: ADAM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Atomic Weight:&lt;br /&gt;Average expected as 118, but there are known isotopes ranging from 90 to 260, with highly radioactive occurrences at 250 and better &lt;br /&gt;(avoid at all costs).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Occurrence: Surplus quantities in all urban areas.&lt;br /&gt;(except the general location referred to as POUGHKEEPSIE)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chemical Properties:&lt;br /&gt;1. Possesses great affinity for Gold(Au),silver(Ag),platinum(Pt), and precious and semi-precious stones and minerals.&lt;br /&gt;2. Capable of absorbing great quantities of expensive substances.&lt;br /&gt;3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with male.&lt;br /&gt;4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased with saturation in ethanol (alcohol).&lt;br /&gt;5. Yields to pressure if applied to correct points.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mental Properties:&lt;br /&gt;1. Difficult to ascertain due to the nature of the thought process that the specimen follows.&lt;br /&gt;a) Revamped testing procedures are under study, but projected realizations of test availability dates constantly slip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Physical Properties:&lt;br /&gt;1. Surface very smooth and soft, with many interesting irregularities, usually selectively covered in painted films.&lt;br /&gt;a) Avoid those that apply different colored films to each fingernail.&lt;br /&gt;b) Some specimen will exhibit a tendency towards thick applications of films resulting in eyes that look like they are bulging out of there heads. Beware this variety as they may be prone to cracking resulting in a realization of what you see ain&amp;#39;t what you get or lead poisoning.&lt;br /&gt;2. Boils at nothing and freezes without reason.&lt;br /&gt;3. Melts if given proper treatment.&lt;br /&gt;4. Bitter if used incorrectly.&lt;br /&gt;5. Found in various states in nature, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.&lt;br /&gt;6. Selective specimens have pleasant aroma.&lt;br /&gt;7. Warm to hold. Capable of warming other objects it is held close to (at times causing overheating).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Uses:&lt;br /&gt;1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.&lt;br /&gt;2. Most powerful reducing agent of money known.&lt;br /&gt;3. Can aid in relaxation.&lt;br /&gt;4. Some versions capable of brightening the day.&lt;br /&gt;5. Can be used to stimulate the heart muscle of a male for what ever reason.&lt;br /&gt;a) Use with CAUTION. Positive and Negative results have been obtained for a given stimuli depending on version.&lt;br /&gt;6. Some instrumental for starting GLOBAL WARFARE.&lt;br /&gt;7. Making dinner reservations.&lt;br /&gt;8. Excellent memories for tasks that males generally forget.&lt;br /&gt;9. With a minimum of flattery it is possible to get versions to perform trivial tasks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tests:&lt;br /&gt;1. Pure specimens turn rosy if discovered in natural state.&lt;br /&gt;2. Turns bright green if placed beside better specimen.&lt;br /&gt;3. Become coy when confronted with truth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Caution:&lt;br /&gt;1. Highly dangerous in inexperienced hands.&lt;br /&gt;2. Illegal to possess more than one permanent specimen, in spite of the fact that specimens can and do obtain possession of more than one of the male gender, and lie about it.&lt;br /&gt;3. Terrible drivers.&lt;br /&gt;4. Carry ear plugs to prevent ear damage due to spontaneous outbursts.&lt;br /&gt;5. Known for rendering telephones into melted slag.&lt;br /&gt;6. Affinity for rolling pins.&lt;br /&gt;7. Generally obtain lawyers for divorce settlements, that can expand on the idea &amp;quot;weaker sex&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note:&lt;br /&gt;1. Most specimens are worth keeping, even after adverse reactions have occured&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;</description>
            <author>Ichibanichi</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:55:05 +0800</pubDate>
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