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QJMotor SRV 250 users's here?

koyok — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 15:18:23 +0800

Hello Folks,

Is there anyone who bought QJMotor SRV 250 here?

Kindly share your bikes here and post some your build custome bikes.

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=58421...=LXk5RTeyLxkNlM

OLD PC Box 4 sale

koyok — Mon, 04 Jan 2016 18:57:49 +0800

Item(s):

LATEST UPDATE!!!

[ NOW LEFT ONLY 6 UNITS ] - IF BUY ALL CAN GET SPECIAL PRICE.

1 UNIT = RM 150

6 UNIT = RM 700 - MUST BUY ALL UNIT TO GET THIS PRICE.

Package includes: Procs with fan = Dual core CPU G620 @ 2.60GHZ / 2GB DDR3 RAM / and Mini desktop motherboard

I got 6 unit of the PC with same specs but all no DVD drive and hard disk

Price: RM 150 per unit

Warranty: Expired

Dealing method: COD or postage must be paid by buyer

Location of seller:KLang and Port Klang

Contact method/details: Mobile or whatsapp 012 - 9146553 [Fazlee]

Age of item: 7 years ++

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Item(s) conditions:Good

Picture:

Reason for sale: Clear old stock

How to catch a lion in the Sahara Desert?

koyok — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 15:23:55 +0800

How to catch a lion in the Sahara Desert?

Here is a list of various scientific methods of approaching the problem.

1) THE METHOD OF INVERSE GEOMETRY :
The place a spherical cage in the desert and enter it. We then perform an
inverse operation with respect to the cage. The lion is then inside
the cage and we are outside.

2) THE SET THEORETIC METHOD :
We observe that the desert is a separable space. It therefore contains
an innumerable dense set of points from which can be extracted a
sequence having the lion as the limit. We then approach the lion
stealthily along this sequence bearing with us suitable equipment.

3) THE THERMODYNAMIC METHOD :
Construct a semi permeable membrane which is permeable to everything
except lions and sweep it across the Sahara.

4) TOPOLOGICAL METHOD
Observe that the lion has at least the connectivity of the torus.
Transport the desert into 4-space. Then carry out such a
transformation that the lion can be returned 3-space in a knotted
condition. He is then helpless.

5) THE CARTESIAN METHOD
Take the origin as close as possible to the lion. Then perform
rotation operation again and again. Initially, the lion will feel
dizzy. Finally it will fall down.

6) THE AUTOMATA METHOD
Use a non-deterministic Finite Automation with epsilon moves from
all states to the final state, and no moves from the final state. The
lion will soon enter the final state and be trapped.

7) THE INTEGRO-DIFFERENTIAL METHOD
Integrate the Sahara over its entire surface. The lion is now
somewhere in the result. Differentiate the result w.r.t. the earth's
rotation. The resulting value is zero, and the lion is no more.

8) THE TIME-COP METHOD
Use a time-machine and take the entire Sahara back a few years in
time. The lion is just a cub now, and all you need is a mouse-trap.

9) UNIX METHOD
Put the lion on (the hard) disk
Do :
ls -l | grep -i "lion" | cut $9 trapfile
-i option ensures that size of the lion does not matter
Now the lion is caught in a trapfile, and can be safely tar-ed or
backed up ....into tape !

10) LINKED LIST METHOD
Make a linked list of all objects in the desert. Then delete the
pointers on either side of the lion. Make sure you are not AFTER lion.

11) THE DIRAC METHOD
We observe that wild lions are ipso facto not observable in the
Sahara desert. Consequently if there are any lions, they are tame.
The capture of a tame lion is left as an exercise for the reader.

12) THE KALRA METHOD
Make a list of the lion's whereabouts. Classify them into fuzzy sets.
The lion will get confused and fall into your trap.

13) THE SCHRODINGER METHOD
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that there is a
lion in the cage. Sit down and wait !

14) THE HEISENBURG METHOD
You will disturb the lion when you observe it before capturing. So
keep your eyes closed.

15) THE EINSTEIN METHOD
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. The relative
velocity makes the lion run faster and hence he feels heavier and gets
tired.

16) THE NEWTONIAN METHOD
Let the lion catch you (let's assume you remain alive here).
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. You will have
captured the lion.

17) THE SHAKESPEARE METHOD
Hold the lion still for a moment (I don't care how you do it), recite
Shakespeare's Hamlet to it. The lion will change from 'To-be' to
'Not-to-be'.

Divorce Barbie doll

koyok — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 12:38:40 +0800

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have, 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95...

'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 ...

and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00."

"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised.

And the manager replies is .....

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