As an employee...

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:44:28 +0800

the biggest motivation is salary

-the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment

-the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment

-the greatest talent is "carry big stuff"

-the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss

-the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss

-the cleverest thing is you are late and your boss doesn't know

-the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy

-the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another

-the proudest thing is you sack your boss

-the most "lugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit

-the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake

-the biggest satisfaction - sending e- mail like this during office hours!

hehehehehehehe....

Office Romance

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:40:01 +0800

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, "The ******* used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
screwed!

hope not repost

laki tak guna

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 17:31:50 +0800

Seorang lelaki sedang melintas jalan bersama isterinya pada suatu
petang. Nasib malang menyebabkan dia kemalangan. Isterinya selamat
tetapi si suami mengalami impak dikepalanya menyebabkan dia koma
selama
beberapa hari. Akhirnya si suami telah terjaga dari komanya.

Bila dia membuka matanya, dia dapati isterinya sedang bersedih
disisinya. Si suami pun memegang tangan isterinya sambil berkata
dengan
suara penuh kesayuan; " Ayang sentiasa disisi abang tak kira masa.
Masa
abang tengah belajar di U dulu pun, abang sering gagal, dan ayang
sentiasa berada di sisi memberi dorongan supaya abang terus
mencuba..."

Si isteri menjadi sayu. Si suami menambah " Masa abang tengah cari
kerja dulu pun, abang gagal nak dapatkan sebarang jawatan dalam iklan,
ayang masih di sisi, tanpa jemu. Siap tolong carikan dalam paper lagi
jawatan kosong untuk abang..."

Air mata si isteri bergenang. Disekanya air mata dengan hujung baju.
"Bila abang dah dapat kerja, abang kerja sunguh-sungguh untuk kita.
Tapi
bertahun-tahun tiada kenaikan gaji dan pangkat. Hinggalah sekarang
....
ayang masih di sisi abang.

"Dan baru ni abang dah terlepas kontrak RM5j hanya kerana silap yang
kecil, abang dipecat dengan notis 24 jam, ...ayang masih disisi.

Mata si suami pula bergenang, "Dan.. sekarang abang terlantar disini.
Bila abang sedar ayang masih juga disisi." Esakkan si isteri bertambah
kuat...

Si suami berkata lagi, "Abang rasa ayang ni bawak sial la ....
BERAMBUS KAU SEKARANG!!

How to write a resignation letter?

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 22:19:03 +0800

Short but not formal....
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A bit formal.....
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Formal One......
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Or this one ?
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Hope this 1 also not REPOST !!!!

OMG !

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 13:04:58 +0800

This just-married Chinese coupled decide to make love on
their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not
want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop
nearby.

When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with
all the lights switched off... While the husband was out, an Indian thief
came into the room.

The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She
grabbed the Indian and happily screwed away.The wife was so exhausted that she
fell asleep immediately.

In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that
sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only
one 20-sen coin.

He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop
owner asked him which quality that he wanted.

"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 sen each.
The black condom, average quality, is 20 sen each.
And purple condom, the highest quality, is 25 sen each".

So, the husband chose the black condom as he had only 20 sen with him.
When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a
warning, he jumped onto his wife and started making love. The wife was
surprised that the husband was so energetic after the "first" session.

A year later, the wife gave birth to a "black" baby boy.

When the baby grows up, he asks the father, "Pa, why am I black and
you are white?"

The father replied, "You are damn lucky already boy......5 sen more
and you would be PURPLE now!!!!!!"

hope not repost !!

Iklan Ubat Mopiko - what do u think?!

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 21:13:07 +0800

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can you explain that what these pictures means ?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:52:37 +0800

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After 6 weeks....6 months....6 years

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 19:04:33 +0800

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

Hope not repost !

this guy is funny !

Sun, 28 Jan 2007 14:39:05 +0800

haha

spin spin spin , check this out !

Sun, 28 Jan 2007 14:30:40 +0800

see this

in credible....

this guys is freaking good man !

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:55:12 +0800

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how to protect ur com from hang or virus

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:12:46 +0800

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Rejected Interviews

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:08:33 +0800

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.

E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!

C: Why?

E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my company
don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

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Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.

E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.

E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this
personal issue.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?

E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

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Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?

E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My
company is dealing with arts, our
company requested an artist.

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Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.

E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.

E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

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Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper"!
(Job hoper lah!)

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Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is he rich?
C: No.

E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is
dealing with money and you will seduce.

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Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.

E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want
to employ you, neither do we!

C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?

C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
affect our managers' working spirits.

C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!

hoope noot reepost

My first Time !

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:06:22 +0800

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...

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Anyone Heard an Online Games Call BOTS ?

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 20:38:48 +0800

Now i was playing an online games call BOTS ..
you guys heard before ? Its was USA online games ..

its was quite nice for me .. a robot fighting games.... here's the web

http://bots.acclaim.com/

Have a look ... hehe

Malaysia Behaviour's

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:46:46 +0800

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he need UHU gum ler -.-

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:45:10 +0800

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stars alike !

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 16:17:58 +0800

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weird question

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 18:47:02 +0800

01.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird).

02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought).

03.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd).

04.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking).

05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows).

06.Can you cry under water? (let me try).

07.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else).

08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows.)

09.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell).

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes).

11.What does OK actually mean?.

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch).

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed).

14.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments).

15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help).

16.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes you can).

17.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it).

18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically).

19.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I didn't had a chance to try).

20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice).

21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice?).

22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law).

INTRODUCING CHINA LATEST MOBILE PHONES

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:04:34 +0800

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