Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by JarodLeong

Dell Studio 14

JarodLeong — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:22:01 +0800

Hi all,

I am asking on behalf of my friend as I'm the one who ask him to buy the lappy and tell him that lappy can play dotA.
Anyone here using Dell Studio 14 to play dotA? Will your screen blink when you play?
Any idea how to solve the screen blinking? P3 lappy can play dotA while Core duo lappy can't, funny right?
Have ask the technician change the screen and board but still same.

Thanks.

Who is more clever?

JarodLeong — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:10:40 +0800

Who is clever?

One-night four college students were playing until late night and did not study for the test, which was schedule for the next day.

In the morning, they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

Therefore, the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day, they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of two questions with the 100 Marks.

Q1. Your Name ............ ........ .... (2 MARKS)

Q2. Which tyre burst? ............ ... (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right

Mencari Cimpeng

JarodLeong — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:37:53 +0800

Hope not a repost

I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly
there's a knock on the glass

"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"

"Apa?"

"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada
satu Chimpeng..."

"Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"

"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."

"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?"

"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam itu
Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."

buat aku pening je.. dia actually cari .......

CIMB Bank .. !!!!!!!

Login issue

JarodLeong — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:30:23 +0800

Good day to all,

I want to know that how to auto uncheck the "remember me" check box every time i want to login?

If anyone has the link to the answer my question pls provide, Thanks

Which one to choose?

JarodLeong — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:34:44 +0800

hi to all, i am a user that got play some game and do programming, vista home premium better or vista business better?i am planning to buy the dell 6400, 1 gig ram enuf to used on this os?

Why British think 80% of M'sians coming

JarodLeong — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:22:22 +0800

Hope not a repost. If yes i will delete in 24 hours.

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...

Err...Funny?/xFunny?

JarodLeong — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:25:37 +0800

If it is a repost, mod feel free to delete.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Gameadvisor

JarodLeong — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:02:35 +0800

Ok, i not sure whether this is posted before and i dunno where to post it so if mod dun like or i've place in the wrong section pls move to the correct section.

This is the site that can test your computer performance. I also not sure whether the test result is correct or not but for those who like to try can go to the link below.

Click Start then it will run. Remember to use IE.

Game Advisor

Use session in creating .dll

JarodLeong — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:34:01 +0800

Hi to all,

I am creating a .dll file by open new project->class library and adding all the functions i want from other web application project so that i can use the .dll next time when i create new project. After i copy paste the functions(other web application) into the create .dll project, the error msg show->Name 'Session' is not declared. In some functions, I am using Session to store the value when button click and pass the value into the function to process.

Any idea what i need to do to solve this problem?

Thanks.

Spyware again

JarodLeong — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:09:25 +0800

Crystal Report

JarodLeong — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 16:16:16 +0800

Hi to all, there are some problems that i need to solve, hope all experts out there can help.

1. Crystal report header

The report that generated in the first page has report header but when click to the 2nd page, the report header will disappear. So when print the report, the first page contain the header but not for other pages. Anyone know how to make the report header appears in every pages?

CODE

code in the reportviewer page:
rpt.SetParameterValue("pmonth", mo)

formula for the report header:
'Report for ' + MonthName (tonumber({?pmonth}))

2. Crystal report date

I can't change the date format although i customize it. I have group the date so that it won't show in every line. I not sure whether the way i group the date is correct or not.

I group the date by right click the report->insert->group->select date field->check customize group name field->select date field->ok

Any idea how to change the date format or show me the correct way to group data.

CODE

Mouse over the date field before debug
Group #2 rep.date(DateTime)

Mouse over the date field when debugging
Group #2 name (String)

Thanks for viewing.

Help help help

JarodLeong — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:34:43 +0800

Hi to all, here is the hijackthis log and kaspersky online scan log files....Please help...

thanks for viewing.

HijackThis logfile

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

kaspersky online scan report

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

Superman

JarodLeong — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:38:54 +0800

Not sure is repost or not, if yes, mod feel free to delete

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some young girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman "SMS" Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open and her eyes closed. Superman thought to himself, "So exotic, should I or shouldn't I ...wait ...I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flies off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said, "What is going on? Did you hear anything ...?" Invisible-Man replied, "No! But....... my A**SS hurts like hell!"

Registry

JarodLeong — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:00:09 +0800

Hi, few months ago i had changed and add (DWORD) in the registry editor. but now if i want to make my registry settings back to original, meaning that those DWORD i had created before will not exist anymore since i forget which one i had created and no idea which one and where to delete.

anyone know ? thanks:)

Combine table

JarodLeong — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:47:36 +0800

Hi, i have 4 tables and i want to combine tblUser and tblClaim.For the first time when user input the DeptId, tblMaster will display and let user input the amount. when the user input second time for the same DeptId, tblMaster will display with the amount inserted by the user. Anyone know how to do the sql statement for displaying as tblMaster?

thanks

--tblDept--
DeptId Name
D300 HR
D301 Acc

--tblUser--
UserId Position
10001A Manager
10002A Cleark

--tblClaim--
ClaimId Description
CL1122 Petrol
CL1200 Stationary
CL1330 Elaunce

--tblMaster--
UserId Position ClaimId Description Amount
10001A Manager CL1122 Petrol
------------------- CL1200 Stationary
------------------- CL1330 Elaunce
10002A Clerk CL1122 Petrol
------------------- CL1200 Stationary
------------------- CL1330 Elaunce

use mysql to generate VB.net crystal report

JarodLeong — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:49:17 +0800

hi all, i want to generate report from mysql, i using VS.net 2003. if i use mssql, i can choose the sql provider to create dataset rite? but i cant find provider for mysql. anyone know how to do? or can give some examples or website?

thanks.

Crystsl Report

JarodLeong — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:54:20 +0800

hi, i using vb.net and mysql to do project.looking for free reporting tools to create report.anyone know any free report tools software?

thanks for viewing.