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you can do this?

lck*G9 — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:14:31 +0800

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No Speak Engrish

lck*G9 — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:52:45 +0800

A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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Fingernail

lck*G9 — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 10:11:44 +0800

Do you guys know fingernail can be a good indicator for your health?
i think its doesn't apply to everyone but i noticed the white part on the nail aka lunula actually can disappear and reappear.
just thought of sharing.
kthksbai.

lck*G9 — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 23:24:37 +0800

So one my colleague created a group in whatsapp for staffs only. So happen this colleague included one of the director in the list.
At first everyone was happily chatting away then suddenly only aware that the director is actually in the list.
I donno is it because of the director, two colleagues quit the chat and one colleague stop talking and apparently this guy is the most talkative and active in whatsapp.

Some information about my colleagues

colleagues that quit
female colleague 1 = ok with the director je summore she also a cheerful and matured lady
female colleague 2 = ok with the director also... seldom have contact with the director summore... less mature, very talkative but suddenly just quit

stop talking colleague
male = not so ok with director because director always instruct him to do this and that... always try to avoid director... a 40+ unker but macam 2"

Don't you think this is a bit childish? I mean what's wrong with chatting with director around?
You guys have the same problem or what do you think of my colleagues?

Celebrity sex dolls on FB

lck*G9 — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 09:07:27 +0800

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SEX dolls resembling popular celebrities are being sold for about RM500 on a Facebook page.

China Press reported that these inflatable dolls were made to look like Chinese actresses such as Fan Bingbing, Liu Yifei and Taiwanese singer Jay Chou, as well as Japanese adult video stars.

The person who managed the Facebook account claimed that he was the sole agent in Malaysia, adding that he would also take orders for custom-made dolls.

He explained that his dolls were expensive as they were of “deluxe edition” and imported from Japan.

To keep out of trouble with the law, he stressed that he would only take telephone orders and would not accept any enquiries or meet the customers.

The Facebook page, known as “Blow-up dolls that all men need”, was set up in May. It also contained posted feedback and comments from happy customers to indicate that it was not a scam.

Other sex gadgets were also offered and a small gift would be given with any purchase of RM450 and above.

WTF!!! Jay Chou???
Must be gay...

Watched 2 movies

lck*G9 — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:13:51 +0800

watched hobbit 3D on xmas day and watched jack reacher yesterday.
not bad for a movie marathon on a festive season...

the thing is i wanna share a kewl story and its not related to the movies...

yesterday while watching jack reacher, i sat next to a malay couple.... yeah yeah racist....
bleady fool.. the moment the lights are off, the gal face towards the guy and put both her legs on his lap.
she leaned towards the guy and started kissing his cheek while he watches the movie... can hear that soft obvious sloppy lip planting on his cheek sound
then she took his right hand and start kissing it. she also whispered very softly, "saya sejuk bang".. as if wanted him to hug her but she directed his hand to her breast underneath her tudung.
she was moaning very softly and shortly as if just to tease him.
after a while i noticed his shoulders stopped moving and he sat back to his original state (must be tired and uncomfortable)
she has still not shifted her position as she is still facing him with her legs on his lap.
not long after, i saw her left hand moving up and down caressing his body.
it was obvious that her hand moved down to his crotch and started rubbing it.
to make it less obvious, he placed his right hand on her leg which is on his lap as a cover up so that she can continue rubbing it.
while she continues rubbing it, she whispered very softly again, "bang, saya rasa nak tidur la, nanti kita balik tidur ok tak? bang sukakan?"

the movie was 2hr10mins long and they were at it for at least 1hr30mins. all that stopped because she had to run off to the ladies.
maybe she wet her panties, i dont know but i think that kid definitely had a good time jizzing in his pants.

its annoying but in the same time, interesting to know how daring kids can be and seriously, now i understand why PAS says no to cinema.

inb4 drillz mana

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My Name is

lck*G9 — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 12:07:30 +0800

Nah... goodies

lck*G9 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:39:39 +0800

Since its Friday evening, I'm sure many are free and dont know what to do.
Go give your best shot.

http://www.facebook.com/yu.xiangting?fref=pymk

damnn duh :x

lck*G9 — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:23:27 +0800

walao.... today whole day i layan banggalah... i really the entire day... seriously no idea they so

So the story goes....

Me: SO Mr. S & Mr. R, what do you fee like eating for lunch? Do you want to try some Malaysia food?
R: I want to eat Indian food. Got rice. Also like banggalah food...

(That time I was right outside BCS about to turn in to bring them go Alexis. Immediately I stopped and think think... mana nak cari Indian food dekat Bangsar??? Ahh... outside Bangsar Village for plenty but shit place always no parking wan. So decided to go Kanna Curry House Sec 17)

Me: OK... let's go for Indian food. This place is very femes wan...

(So when we arrived and parking chun chun in front of Kanna.... we walked in... )

S: Smell good (R was looking around)

(Then Kanna boss approached with the fake banana leaves)

Kanna boss: Come come sit...
R: Here no plate??? I want eat plate!!!
Kanna boss: Here no plate...
R: Nevermind thank you... I don't want to eat here....
Me: OK... then let's go ( wah malunya... quickly walk out and went back up to the car )
Me: I thought you said you want to eat Indian food?
R: This is no Indian food... no standard... this Banggalah serving food....
Me: (WTF?!?!?! speechless) OK... then let's go eat Malaysia food...

(So I drove to Damansara Uptown wanted to eat Village Park Nasi Lemak. )
Me: So later we go eat Nasi Lemak.
R: What is that?
Me: Its a muslim food. Rice with coconut, fried chicken and chilli.
R: OK... let's go.
S: Actually we like the food we eat yesterday opposite our hotel.
Me: Oh... you mean Nasi Kandar Pelita?
S: Yes.. that is good...
Me: (WTF???? that's mamak food and you call that good?)

(When we arrived...)
Me: Look.. such a big crowd... the food is really good here and femes... (Damn... no parking... )
(Drove straight until the end of the road near police station and saw a big signboard with restoran muslim)
Me: Or do you want to eat at this Muslim food (pointing at the restoran). Let you choose this or the earlier nasi lemak restoran.
R: This one (mamak)
Me: OK

(After eating in the mamak)
Me: This food is good yeah???
R & S: yeah good.... quality....
Me: ( )

So lame

lck*G9 — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:02:56 +0800

Stupiak polis went to sapu all the security guard at my parents residence area.
Claimed they have no proper working permit...

Soooooo lame.... the securities have been protecting our home for years la....
Go and do something more worthy and meaningful la....

Only got ballzzz to catch those that are not thread to the society... So stupiak and lame.....

oh wai... no drillz... semua sudah kena sapu... gate resident bukak besar....

Pacifica hob

lck*G9 — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 20:03:04 +0800

Hi guys,

Just wondering if anyone is using Pacifica hob and hood?

I've been using this for more than a year now and it is now making some weird electronic-like-buzzing sound.
It first started with my right burner then now both burners are making the same sound.
Its not that loud but its obvious.
This problem occurs when you ignite the burner and the sound only goes off when you turn off the burner.

So anyone having this same problem?
Anyone can help? I called the Pacifica customer service and it costs me RM70 just for the technician to drop by.

LOL photos..

lck*G9 — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:09:07 +0800

inb4 serowpoke

Is this clean to you?

lck*G9 — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 13:13:23 +0800

Biogas energy from waste

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FOUL smell and river pollution may be a thing of the past if the trial run of a biogas plant to treat waste from pig rearing activities in Kampung Valdor, Jawi, is successful.

Penang Health, Welfare, Caring Society and Environment Committee chairman Phee Boon Poh said the state had identified a 10ha plot of land for the private initiative and many pig farmers were receptive to the idea.

He said the plant would include abattoir and all the pig rearing activities, adding that the technology would ensure sustainable development, renewal energy and zero waste.

The project, carried out by Sustainable BioFuels (M) Sdn Bhd, saw some 300kg of pig manure being “processed” into 15 metre cube capacity of biogas daily using the process of anaerobic digestion.

Anaerobic digestion is a series of processes in which microorganisms break down biodegradable material in the absence of oxygen.

Phee said once the plant was in place, all the manure and water discharge from the pig farms could be pumped into trucks before they would be sent to the plant for treatment.

The manure would then be “converted” into biogas before they are returned to the farmers to generate electricity at their farms.

“It is time for them to invest in new energy. They can form their own consortium for this purpose if they do not want to be burdened with high investment.

“But first, I will discuss the matter further with all the pig farmers and their associations before making a decision,” he told reporters after witnessing the successful implementation at the KB Wong and Brother Pig Farm in Kampung Valdor, Jawi on Wednesday.

Also present was state Agriculture, Agro-based Industries, Rural Development and Flood Mitigation Committee chairman Law Choo Kiang, who said there were more than 200 pig farmers in the state.

In the past, residents and padi farmers had complained that untreated pig waste had polluted the water in the river, and the situation was worse during dry spell when the river emitted foul gas.

Sustainable BioFuels director Ken Chong said that during the six-month trial the capacity of biogas produced daily could last some 15 hours of household cooking.

The capacity of biogas could also be used to generate 12kwh (kilowatt/hour) of electricity that could run a one-horse power air conditioner for 15 hours.

Pangkor Incinerator is Not Working

lck*G9 — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 13:05:44 +0800

Part 1 - Garbage everywhere in Pangkor (Thursday November 29, 2012)

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Pangkor’s monkeys hungry and nowhere to go

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Part 2 - Incinerator supposedly in operation (Wednesday April 27, 2011)

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Incinerators in Pangkor and Langkawi to start operations soon

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Part 3 - Incinerator Cost (Thursday January 24, 2008)

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RM22m incinerator for Pangkor

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Part 4 - Culprit (Tuesday February 22, 2011)

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Locals promise a better way to raze trash

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Will a locally developed technology mean problem-free trash incinerators? Its inventors think so.

MALAYSIANS have long eyed trash incinerators with suspicion, and rightly so since our experience with them has been disastrous. Millions of ringgit have been squandered in the past 20 years on incinerators which failed to destroy our trash thoroughly and safely.

The incinerators were plagued by among other things, faulty design, incorrect operations, poor maintenance, untrained and unsupervised staff, as well as high diesel costs.

The people at XCN Technology, which has built our latest crop of waste incinerators, however, assure that things will be different this time round. Executive director Caleb Khoo is confident of the incinerators’ performance, stating that the technology was developed to suit the local type of waste.
Ready to roll: The 20-tonne waste incinerator in Pulau Pangkor lies unused as the Government has not appointed a company to operate the plant.

“Most foreign incineration technologies are incompatible to treat the highly moist waste produced by Asians. This results in these incinerators requiring more fuel in order to ensure complete combustion. Our combustion method is highly efficient in treating wet waste which consequently reduces the plant’s operating cost and harmful emissions,” he says at a press briefing.

Another company executive director, Mazeed Abdul Wahab, says XCN was chosen from 30 (mostly foreign) companies which had presented incineration proposals to the Government.

The company has been contracted by the Government to design and build not one, but five, waste incinerators.

The plant in Pulau Pangkor (20 tonnes a day) will be handed to the Government anytime now, while those in Cameron Highlands (40 tonnes) and Pulau Langkawi (100 tonnes) are undergoing trial runs which should last until the end of next month. The incinerator in Tioman (15 tonnes) is 60% complete. The one in Labuan (50 tonnes), however, has yet to start due to plans to resite the facility.

Hottest female chef

lck*G9 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 16:40:34 +0800

1) Rachel Ray

2) Laura Calder

3) Cat Cora

4) Sara La Fountain

5) Padma Lakshmi

6) Farah Quinn

Suspension of 1 Day

lck*G9 — Sat, 24 Nov 2012 08:47:30 +0800

Ref No: FK/KE/WO/003
Date: 24th November 2012

Lowyat MSC Sdn Bhd
Suite B-13-5, Northpoint Midvalley,
59200, Kuala Lumpur

Attn: Mr. Goldfries

Dear Sir,

Suspension of 1 Day

With regards to the above subject matter, would like to thank you for the suspension as it was much needed to take a day off from computer once in a while.

The purpose of this letter is to share my opinion on your actions. Certainly hope you will not take it offensively or rude in any manner.

Personally I understand it is your duty and responsibility to take action on forumers whom misused or broke the laws in the forum. Technically, it is also right that I was suspended for participating in that particular inappropriate thread. However, in this case where I was being suspended was a case of laziness and abuse of authority power by your goodself.

The reason I'm pointing this out is because the supposedly inappropriate thread I participated in had no inappropriate attachment when I first replied. In fact I was the first forumer to reply to the thread and I clearly remember some other forumer did a print screen to capture the failure of the thread starter after my reply. No one knew the thread starter changed the Topic Title and managed to include the inappropriate attachment later on that day, which I believe resulted many other forumers to be suspended as well.

Again, I like to stress that I have nothing against the suspension but I strongly disagree to the way things are being handled as this is strongly the case of laziness and abuse of authority power.

I sincerely hope Moderators would look closely and be more responsible when it comes to suspension in near future. Kopitiam is still a preferred place to take a break, to interact and to share information among others.

Thank you.

Yours sincerely,
lck*G9

Police Speed Trap Camera

lck*G9 — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:34:44 +0800

Heard over the radio twice, yesterday and today, that PDRM is now no longer able to use speed trap camera.
If seen policemen still hiding under the bridge or behind the tree can report to HQ.
Is it true?

Can you guess who are these people?

lck*G9 — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 14:09:39 +0800

Let's start off with an easy one

Superhuman with super hand

lck*G9 — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 13:56:39 +0800

Do no try this at home

Things that will dissapear in our lifetime

lck*G9 — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 12:36:37 +0800

1) Post office

2) Cheque book

3) Newspaper

4) Book

5) Land line telephone

6) Music

7) TV

8) Privacy

Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by lck*G9

you can do this?

No Speak Engrish

Fingernail

Whatsapp

Celebrity sex dolls on FB

Watched 2 movies

My Name is

Nah... goodies

damnn duh :x

So lame

Pacifica hob

LOL photos..

Is this clean to you?

Pangkor Incinerator is Not Working

Hottest female chef

Suspension of 1 Day

Police Speed Trap Camera

Can you guess who are these people?

Superhuman with super hand

Things that will dissapear in our lifetime