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Pistachio Icecream

Dzon — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:37:03 +0800

Lady walks into the ice cream shop, and the ice cream guy greets her...

Guy: Good afternoon, miss... What ice cream flavor do you want?
Lady: Hmm... Give me a pistachio flavor...
Guy: I'm sorry miss, pistachio flavor has just run out. Do you mind ordering another flavor?
Lady: Ok... Give me... Hmm... pistachio flavor
Guy: I'm sorry miss, probably you didn't hear me the first time. There's no more pistachio flavor, mind ordering other flavor besides pistachio?
Lady: Ok... Let me have... Hmm... pistachio flavor...
Guy: *Pissed* Lady! Spell VAN as in VANILLA!
Lady: V.A.N.
Guy: Lady! Spell STRAW as in STRAWBERRY!
Lady: S.T.R.A.W.
Guy: Lady! Spell f*** as in PISTACHIO!
Lady: *blur* *think* *think summore* But there's no f*** in Pistachio!!!
Guy: That's what i've been tryin to tell you!!!
Lady: *walks out of shop embarrassed*

for the lulz

Detroit Metal CIty

Dzon — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:25:52 +0800

Hey, 1st time posting in this area hehe. Any1 heard of the live-action movie for Detroit Metal City staring L from Death note? When will it be out? I dont think we can find it in Malaysia thou. Any of u guys can giv me infos like when its out, whr to watch trailer or posters, and possibly whr can i download it with good quality. Thx guys for any help u guys can offer =)

WTF IS THIS?

Dzon — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:46:49 +0800

Y the font for LYN is so small???? while other webs are just fine, it happened once b4 and its okay after a few days.

How can i fix it? I tried to enlarge the font size but still cant. The font size is normal.

Break up?

Dzon — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:13:50 +0800

Imagine ur partner ask u for a break up. What is the 1st thing u do or say?