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Cellulite

7439926 — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:50:26 +0800

humm...i got cellulite marks on my stomach....like kena cakar harimau...
hmm need some pointers on how to remove them...what to use and where to buy it...

Post in Kopitiam will increase post count?

7439926 — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:08:45 +0800

Humm humm...

wanna ask...if post in kopitiam will get post count or not....like 100 post = 1 post count?...
because i never post other place before other than kopitiam but my post count increase by 1...

Anti Mosquito Software..

7439926 — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:10:04 +0800

Dunno where to post...so i just post here la...

while i was browsing download.net... i suddenly see this software...dunno how good it works maybe you all can give it a try

kelik mi

Rabbi on Tax Inspection

7439926 — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:44:25 +0800

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d***."

Army Advice

7439926 — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:13:14 +0800

dunno whether repost...if not...enjoy

- "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

- "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF

- "When the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

- "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

- "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

- "Bravery is being the only one who knows you`re afraid."

- "If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF

- "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." - At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena,Japan

- "You`ve never been lost until you`ve been lost at Mach 3." - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)

- "The only time you have too much fuel is when you`re on fire."

- "Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky." --From an old carrier sailor

- "If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it`s probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."

- "When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."