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Simkad

whysoserious? — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:12:29 +0800

Cerita bermula pada satu pagi yang damai lagi mendamaikan. Ketika ayah sudah siap sarapan, tiba-tiba satu sms berbunyi di meja makan. Barulah si ayah sedar yg anaknya lupa membawa hp ke sekolah. Ayah membaca sms yg dikirim oleh seseorang yg tak bernama. Alangkah terkejutnya ayah bila membaca sms yg tertulis lebih kurang begini.

“hai sayang selamat pagi. Kenapa tak datang rumah baby semalam? Baby tertunggu2 tau. Terus terang, baby x boleh lupakan saat-saat manis bersama malam dulu. Enak sekali! Oh ye, malam ni line clear, sayang blh datang kerumah baby… tak sabar nk tunggu sayang”

Ayah tergamam, lalu memanggil isterinya..
”Cuba ko tgk sms ni, tak tau apa nk jadi dgn anak kita ni!”
Ibu seakan-akan tak percaya… Dia hampir pengsan membaca sms itu.

Setelah anak pulang dari sekolah si ayah terus menerpa anaknya.

“ko nak ke mana malam ni?”

“kerumah kawan, kami belajar sama. Exam kan dah nk dekat”

“lalu apa maksud sms ni?”
si ayah membentak.

“lar… Ni kan sim kad ayah… Hp ayah kan rosak. Semalam ayah sendiri tukar kan sebab nk tunggu sms penting?”
jawab anaknya selamba.

si ayah lari… Ibu pulak mengejar dgn penyapu.

> My friend lost his Hilux (WUP 8954)

whysoserious? — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:46:44 +0800

My friend just lost his Hilux WUP 8954, black colour (standard condition) at Carrefour Sri Petaling around 12pm onwards just now. Anyone of you who found the vehicle please inform me or the owner as soon as possible.

Thank You..

My friend lost his Hilux (WUP 8954)

whysoserious? — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:41:57 +0800

Metroll punya news lagi...

whysoserious? — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 10:19:06 +0800

WTF??????????

How to troll your friend on FB..

whysoserious? — Mon, 30 May 2011 23:38:04 +0800

1. Select one of your foreveralone/single friend...

2. Open his/her page...

3. Post on his/her wall with this statement "congrats for your wedding.., sorry tak dapat datang wedding, last minute kene kerja. Upload lah picture wedding cepat2.., tak sabar nak tengok.!"

4. Wait for his/her friend respond...

5. Profits~!!

akad nikah orang asli kaum temuan...

whysoserious? — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:15:05 +0800

memang macam ini kah orang asli kaum temuan nikah..?? ada sapa2 /k/tards yang berketurunan kaum asli temuan di sini yang boleh mengesahkan...??? kelihatan pelik dan menarik....

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Lagi2 metroll punya news

whysoserious? — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 10:54:21 +0800

Rakan Ezry yang mahu dikenali sebagai Mizi, 16, berkata kegiatan melanggan pelacur dianggap sebagai pemberi semangat untuknya mengulang kaji pelajaran menghadapi Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) pada tahun hadapan.

berita penuh menyusul di sini

Al-Fatihah to my bestfriend Alif Abu Bakar

whysoserious? — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 20:18:49 +0800

To all /k/ tards.., just want to inform to all that my bestfriend passed away... Inalillah Wainalillah Hirajiun..

For those who dunno why he passed away u can refer on this thread

HOW ITALIANS TELL TIME

whysoserious? — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 02:50:47 +0800

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Banglar King Kong Trailer.., King Kong Bangladesh

whysoserious? — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 02:23:08 +0800

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Fakry - Atromen Kelantan

whysoserious? — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:50:00 +0800

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apabila harta dipandang tinggi

whysoserious? — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 11:00:36 +0800

Kisah seorang jejaka meluahkan isi hati kepada DJ radio X.fm mengenai kekasihnya yang memandang tinggi harta sehingga meninggalkannya.. DJ tersebut terus menghubungi awek jejaka berkenaan, dengarkan kesudahannya..

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=...21146469&ref=mf

Logic Thinker

whysoserious? — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:13:18 +0800

Pada suatu hari di suatu gerai makan, masuklah seorang berpakaian smart (panggil Ajoi jer ek..) dan minum di gerai tersebut.

Tauke warung tersebut (Wak Radin) yg boring takde pelangan lain mengajak Ajoi berbual..

Wak Radin: Apa Pekerjaan Bapak?

Lalu Ajoi itu jawab: “Ooooo saya adalah seorang Logic Thinker”.

Wak Radin pelik dan bertanya: “Logic thinker? Kerja aper tu?”

Ajoi menjawab: Susah nak terangkannya, bukan pekerjaan yg biasa, tapi saya akan beri Wak satu contoh ok?

Wak Radin: OK!

Ajoi: Ok mula-mula – Apakah Wak punya akuarium?

Wak Radin: O ya saya ada akuarium yg besar di rumah.

Ajoi: Ok kalau Wak ada akuarium, logiknya Wak ada ikan.

Wak Radin: Yup saya ada ikan macam-macam jenis.

Ajoi: Kalau Wak ada ikan, pasti Wak sayang binatang.

Wak Radin: O ya betul sekali saya sangat sayang pada binatang.

Ajoi: Kalau Wak sayang binatang, apalagi pada anak anda! Anda pasti sangat menyayangi anak anda.

Wak Radin: Betul sekali (suka) saya mencintai anak saya lebih dari ikan.

Ajoi: Inilah logiknya, jika Wak ada anak, pasti Wak ada isteri.

Wak Radin: Mestilah, saya memang ada isteri yg cantik jelita.

Ajoi: Tentu saja saya tahu karena itu semua hanya logik jer. OK sekarang pertanyaan terakhir, jika anda ada isteri dan anak, bererti anda tidak mati pucuk! Betul?

Wak Radin: 100% betul saya tidak mati pucuk.

Ajoi: Hmm begitulah lebih kurang logic thinker itu.

Wak Radin: Ooo begitu ek? Wak faham sekarang (sambil takjub).

Setelah pelangganya itu pergi, datanglah kawannya dan Wak bertanya:

Kawan: Aku tgk Wak borak bukan main rancak, citer aper?

Wak Radin: Ooo tadi saya berbual pasal kerjaya Logic Thinker.

Kawan: Apa itu Logic Thinker?

Wak Radin: Begini saya terangkan (muka konfiden giler).

Pertama-tama saya tanya dahulu, Ko ada akuarium tak?

Kawan Wak : Takde, naper?

Wak: (berkata dgn keras dan pasti) BERERTI ANDA MATI PUCUK!!!

is this a maymay....?

whysoserious? — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:48:56 +0800

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100...2&v=wall&ref=mf

BMW 5 series E60 front emblem

whysoserious? — Sun, 09 May 2010 10:36:00 +0800

hi all...,

can i know where i can get a cheaper price for 5 series E60 front emblem at Klang Valley..?
and how much usually the price..
need to replace one...
i m from Shah Alam..

mine one pecah already.., hit by a stone yesterday.. when i was on my way to Kuantan...

thanx in advance..

A blonde and her psychiatrist

whysoserious? — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:05:20 +0800

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next
best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"
Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"
Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."A

The Cab Driver

whysoserious? — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:56:06 +0800

The Cab Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

Virginity check

whysoserious? — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:54:11 +0800

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.'

BMW 525i M Sports E60 (pre-FL) software upgrade..

whysoserious? — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:19:21 +0800

As a topic above is it possible to upgrade the pre-facelift model software version to the current model software version which is can support GPS..?

just a simple short joke

whysoserious? — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:24:16 +0800

Satu hari kat wedding reception, ada seroang makcik ni tanya kat org muda nie, 'Kamu bila lagi ?'....org muda tu senyap jer, tak cakap apa2...then diorang pegi funeral, org muda ni tanya makcik tu pulak, 'Makcik bila lagi ?'