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Amazing comeback

munchinks — Wed, 19 May 2010 18:37:23 +0800

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I know this is SLOWPOKE, but it's still worth a watch

Letter

munchinks — Tue, 18 May 2010 11:48:34 +0800

Dear Wife/ Sweetheart/Girl Friend/ Partner/whomever it may concern,

1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not
receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return,, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6amm, unless they replay a good
game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don’t worry, they'll win next time"". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than mime and your so called "words of
encouragement"" will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse too "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a)) I will not go,
b)) I will not go, and
c)) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League,, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FAA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.
P//S

By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AAA.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Inception

munchinks — Sat, 15 May 2010 21:03:55 +0800

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Waiting for Superman

munchinks — Fri, 14 May 2010 11:41:56 +0800

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The Expendables

munchinks — Tue, 11 May 2010 12:46:34 +0800

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Handbook for Year 2010

munchinks — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:47:03 +0800

Resolutions for 2010

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants..
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009 .
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
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Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree...
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Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything...
28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
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Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change..
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come..
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Melbourne & Southern Australia

munchinks — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:58:18 +0800

Hi, I have booked Airasia ticket to Melbourne in March 2009. Is it neccessary to apply visa to goto Melbourne?
Other than that, i need some information about the budget hotel in Melbourne. Please advise.
Thanks

Urine got bubble/ foam

munchinks — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:07:01 +0800

Hi, i noticed that my urine got foam. Is it normal for a guy for morning 's urine? Is it serious? Is it a symptom of diabetis?

Withdrawing cash with credit card

munchinks — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:44:23 +0800

Hi,
I would like to know, if i withdraw money from ATM with my credit card, what are the charges like? How much interest will I be charged? Any upfront fees that gets billed into my statement first? And what is the limit that i can withdraw?
Help needed. Many thanks

Pimple at private parts

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

Pimple at private parts

munchinks — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:15:36 +0800

A fren noticed that she feel got one biji like pimple at her private parts grow near the lips(i think labia). When she pressed, got nanah come out like normal pimple on our face. Is it normal for pimple to grow down there? Or is it something more serious like some kind of disease? Please advice