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respecting people is stupid

99chan — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 19:03:43 +0800

doesnt matter given or earned, respecting people is a waste of time, productivity and efficiency.

50 year old unker tells you a story. you would nod and agree like a dog.

20 year old kid tells you the same story. you would f*** him upside down like a dog.

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the older you get the lesser people would tell you youre wrong because they respect you.

and that makes you think youre right all the time leaving no space for self reflection and improvement.

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we should stop respecting people.

ive stopped respecting my parents.

that way they can still improve and not think they are big shots.

do your part in making the world a better place.

thank you.

help translating this ching chong

99chan — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 10:48:25 +0800

请将此2个合同合同号的单据复印件发给我们确认，这票单子请问交到我们银行了吗，请把DHL 号吗发给我们！谢谢

how to set up wife printer?

99chan — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 10:20:53 +0800

i have new wifi printer.

already set up.

how do i connect to it while still be connected to the internet?

without disconnecting one to use the other?

im too lazy to read the manual to figure out.

so help me.

when you fight you wait back up or no wait?

99chan — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 11:37:49 +0800

my dog is so brave de.

i hope he doesnt die though.

he is like a son to me.

well, i just like his mom.

actually i dont care if he dies.

then i can start family with his mom without excess baggage.

jam tangan anak nazri

99chan — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 22:50:44 +0800

rumah dan kereta i total pun tak sampai value jam tangan mamat ni. kadang2 i pon malu entah nak letak mano muke saye ni.

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case: k gold
diameter: 45x38.30x11,95 mm
strap: leather
mechanism: hand-wound
size: gent
*RETAIL PRICE 248,000.00 €

if mom get sick

99chan — Sun, 21 Oct 2012 00:34:08 +0800

[YOUTUBE]OYwYHT1L5bQ[/YOUTUBE]

It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money, but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song, and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well, they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on

So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

who the hamster is hans isaac?

99chan — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:13:50 +0800

i buy alarm clock also have to think twice.

he has two richard milles.

look at him go. trying so hard to pose with expensive ornaments to compensate for whatever his inadequacy is.

and

if i run over a bike without lights

99chan — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 15:32:57 +0800

and the guy die.

what can they charge me with if the deceased family wants me in prison.

im looking for tuition class

99chan — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 22:07:36 +0800

actually i am only 18 this year.

first year in A levels.

everyday i see many pretty girls in my college.

i just want to grab them and make love them.

but i very shy de.

and i never done anything like this before.

is there any classes to teach how the sop for love making?

what is the procedure?

i watch porn.

i try to say to girls, "your package is here you want to open and check it out?"

or when i go hospital i would say to nurse "i am feeling very hot. may i have a spongebath?"

but never work.

please advise.

i got way to cheat banks

99chan — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 11:20:41 +0800

i got call from standard chartered want give me credit card.

and then this amoi said want do the credit transfer or not? 1 year tenure @ 1.99%.

if apply jor, they will TT to the banks you want transfer to. lets say maybank.

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heres the cheat:

when transfer completed jor, call up maybank the transfer was done wrongly.

tell them you want reimburse the money.

and then you take money go find prostitutes in macau while still pay peanut interests to standard chartered.

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i think meruchan likes me

99chan — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 23:02:15 +0800

she layan me until 37k messages.

beat me, you foreveralones.

old koliks nowadays

99chan — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 13:50:57 +0800

i just start new job.

i got first class honours.

i was accepted to work for a fortune 100 company in singapore.

but politicians keep saying must come home make malaysia prosper.

so i nice guy i come back. found a job that pays 1.5k.

nabeh. so little but is ok. i eat parents food, drive parents car and live parents house. so that 1.5k i use to buy apple products.

but this thing i very dulan is i late abit to work, this japanese boss scold me.

what is this? work in mcdonalds kah? late 10 minutes is like i lost 500 trillion to the company. i also got sms office to inform ok.

then this guy live in my taman also.

puit. kenot tahan him like little ass kisser. go early early. this is not primary school ok. like everyday go tick attendance and act cute wait pay check.
when i kena scold he always act cute kesian face show me.

hate him.

some guy pretend be me

99chan — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 12:25:26 +0800

some one pm'ed me say he saw me and know how i look like want to fight me all that. which cant be right im not in klang valley.

then turns out he saw the wrong guy.

and then i went shirlock-ing.

and found this.

QUOTE(supermoto @ Sep 18 2012, 12:31 AM)

haha he really pro covering

during the bbq he dont want tell who is he. so sked ppl stalk him...

few times use false nick. even pretend to be 99chan... lastly he tell he is zeist i still dont believe but lastly i think he really is zeist
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i guess you all just want to be the magnificent me. i und that.

why do you hate me?

99chan — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 21:09:22 +0800

what did i do to you to create account with this kind of name?

dont like me, fight me la!

http://forum.lowyat.net/user/262796

i got way to cheat government

99chan — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 22:52:56 +0800

objective: score a 1malaysia housing scheme rumah

qualification: gaji no more than rm3k

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i get my friend to hire me.

give me pay slips and epf.

but i return him back the money in cash.

apply for the housing scheme.

get jor, receive 105% of free money.

take the 5% go cheong.

rent out house, gomen wont know because they stupid.

sit on it until no need pay rpgt and sell.

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anymore things i need aware?

most disgusting guy in lowyat

99chan — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 22:09:50 +0800

QUOTE(RyoKenzaki @ Sep 20 2012, 04:46 PM)

I have similar skin infection but not sure what fungus it is because i never consult doctor until now....
It have been 5years at least... Scratch until the skin also darken and thicken zzzzzz
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then no sex for 5 years too?

jesus christ.

i cant understand this.

sickest thing ive ever read on here.

why guys use emoticons?

99chan — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 11:44:33 +0800

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i feel like ~

cant even express yourself using words.

what are you 12?

please dont embarrass yourself and your parents.

i sold my soul to samsung

99chan — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 21:58:46 +0800

im like the biggest samsung fan.

haters gon' hate!

i hope you guys get jelly and shit.

edited for those using inferior products viewing this thread.

you believe 2" have girlfriend already?

99chan — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 17:30:34 +0800

QUOTE(KuzumiTaiga @ Sep 19 2012, 05:12 PM)

fck you, I have a gf ok. My jock itch sudah lama pulih already.
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QUOTE(KuzumiTaiga @ Sep 19 2012, 05:17 PM)

Up to you to believe, but she ain't fake, ain't a hand either. Real deal yo.
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i dont know want to believe or not.

so i need you guys to vote and see can believe this boy or not.

currently i have samsung angroid thing

99chan — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 09:34:22 +0800

but when i play with my friends iphone.

i can feel the touch screen is much smoother and precise.

also when i play the Temple Run game, yes very good game make the mind agile and trains hand and mind coordination.

my angroid is laggy and always jump into tree or trip on tree trunks lose all the coins. but the iphone i can run 5,000km easily and clock the steady feet achievement.

so is it possible to delete the thing that controls my phone and get IOS6 which in my opinion is the best engine to power a handset?