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Who is Soraya Matthews FHM dating?

menate_cat — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 03:37:50 +0800

Minah nie kuar ngan sapa skang?

She is frong the Estee Lauder Model Search 2009 Competition.

Wikileaks given data on Swiss bank accounts

menate_cat — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 03:36:01 +0800

I wanna see this list so bad...

I'm sure there's a lot of Malaysians in there.

My mind is thinking of a few usual suspects muka mintak penumbuk prominent m'sian VIPs Im 100% sure gonna be in the list.

And no they're not Anandha or Robert Kuok..These guys are already in *Forbes

Can anyone guess who is Malaysia's biggest robber?

sos

3 goals in less than 15 minutes..

menate_cat — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 03:05:54 +0800

Gila bai...Totenghangm kena tibai teruk bai!

Mamat hemsom mesti sappork Italiang futebol (macam saya)

okthxbai..

Squatters 'snatch homes while owner is out

menate_cat — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 23:20:42 +0800

Gangs of Eastern Europeans are taking over family homes while the occupants are out. Residents have told how gangs break into their homes, change the locks and then move in ‘tenants’ who claim squatters’ rights. The victims return to find aggressive, knife-wielding East ern Europeans who refuse to let them into their own home – while police say they are powerless to act without a court order.

sos

My tered kena nuke for what?

menate_cat — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 17:04:19 +0800

I no ffk other races directly but somehow the Mods think It deserves to be nuked? Come on la. I see other tered worst than mine oso can survive so meiny pages.

Aparanjiao ini Mod?

Saya tanya, which race /k/ would prefer to deal with when it comes to business? Am I inciting racial disharmony with this question?

You ban the ones that elaborate their story with hints of racism la. I oni provide platform for discussion mah..

Haiyaaaa.....

I am touched by Ramadhan Stall Seller

menate_cat — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:17:30 +0800

Hi guys,

I just came back frong buying food at the Ramadhan market opposite Jaya One PJ. 2 good things happened to me when I was there earlier.

1) I went to my favorite stall selling fruit blended drinks (its the only one selling carrot susu) and the kak gave me 3 packet of drinks worth RM2 for FOC.
I insisted to pay but she refused to take my money. Hopefully their rezeki will bertambah. Its the only stall selling RM3 fruit drink for RM2 and this is all the time, not after bukak puasa like some stalls do (getting rid of stock). Pls give them a try as their carrot susu is 10X better than what u'd get from mamak stalls. The stall sits in the middle among the stretch of Ramadhan sellers. You can't miss it as its the only one selling carrot susu.

2) I forgot to wind up my front passenger door mirror and I had my designer holldall with lotsa valuables and document in it. It was left blaring unattended while I was buying food for about 20mins. Came back with a shock as nothing was taken. That area is rife with foreign workers and rempit/punks.

I am touched that my ignorance wasn't punished.

Okthxbai

Malaysia send envoy to Gaza by land

menate_cat — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:41:22 +0800

I just wotchin TV3 news and heard Malaysia will send an envoy to Gaza by land soon.

Who is funding this piss mission? Our taxpayers money or some philanthropist ( I doubt there is any in this country, there is only songlaptropist)

How to get more bandwith from same line..

menate_cat — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 01:35:57 +0800

Im sharing fukken P1 with four other in my house. Im using line nowadays as my wireless is fukked up. It seem whenever the others get online at the same time, I am unable to connect to the internet. The others are using wireless. How is this possible? I thot line should be faster and reliable?

Anyway how I can steal the bandwith from other users in my place?

Musim police cari makan di jalanaya sudah tiba..

menate_cat — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 00:13:09 +0800

Couple of hours ago I kena saman near Jaya One PJ for using phong while driving.

The funny things is, there was 4 policemang on motorbikes to stop me. Mesti mereka desperate nak cari duit kopi sbab raya around the corner.

Without further ado..saya tak citer banyak, gave license and ask for saman. I think it would cost more to give kopi to all four of them.

I even got time to make joke suggest they tunggu bawah pokok dan celah billboard to catch org menyalahi undang2 jalanraya

Next time they want to stop me sure they wud consider coz they wont get jack $$$ out of me

Anyone been cheated by car workshop before?

menate_cat — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 23:24:17 +0800

Recently I was involve in an accident and my car was towed to a Lonpac panel workshop in Puchong for repairs.

After getting the car back about a few days ago, I notice my radiator tank needed to be constantly refilled everyday as oppose to before where i only fill water once a week.

I feel like they have not done a good job and i sense they are scheming bastards looking to get me to spend my money on-top of the amount they will be charging the insurance co.

I called the guy who was the representative for the panel workshop Lonpac appointed when I had the accident and the one who followed thru the procedure ; follow me make report at balai etc..He said I should send the car back to the workshop coz maybe my radiator is leaking. He sounded like he was expecting my call

Im thinking of sending the car to an indipendent workshop to rectify the problem and if my hunches are true about their sloopy job done on my car such as fixing used parts and cincai work, I will then proceed to vindicate them the highest possible way I can which includes exposing the workshop name and the fella I dealt with and also sending my story to the newpapers.

Anyone has had similar experience? Pls share and also give your thoughts of what I should and shouldn't do.

Job interbiu update

menate_cat — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 22:34:04 +0800

Hi once again. Last tieng I posted a thread about getting a job interview for a reputable co.

Now the remains of the story..

The lady boss actually thinks Im over qualified and instead set me an appointment with her peers (all chicks in the office, me oni guy)

Since that meeting, I have so far being offered jobs by 2 company.

Now I sit thinking which one should I pick..

Job # 1

Manage a group of sales executive with a slightly higher pay, phone allowance, petrol allowance etc..Was told I will overide my team sales.

Job # 2

Become a P.A to a lady boss (very hot, can cum just by looking at her legs) en-route to becoming AE for advertising firm. No allowance apart from reimbursement for petrol for adhoc times for a few months until she decides whether wanna give me position for AE executive thus giving me a better package.

What shall I do?

I go out forwhile, be back soon..

Huuuraaayy! I got a call invited for interview..

menate_cat — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:47:50 +0800

Im so excited! And I just can't hide it...

I just got a call from a director of a company inviting me for an interbiu!

Please wish me luck as I would do the same to any /k/ retards if they were in the same position...

Remember the laws of attraction...Good things come to you if you put out the same energy to others!

The funny thing is..I got caught off-guard as she asked me what I knew about the company and why I applied..( I know very litter oni)

Since I am great..I quietly typed the company name on my lappie whilst been interviewed over the phone and came up with a very convincing answer...

Hence..

I am invited for an interview with the co in the coming days...

Saya tau you tak tanya dan who cares

Akan tetapi...Saya sungguh bijak dan great!

okthxbai

My GF is going to jail tmrw for 3 months..

menate_cat — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:54:35 +0800

My fiancé is going to jail tomorrow for 3 months for a minor offence and I think its totally unfair!

She is getting the stick becaos she is gorgeous . Everyone is jealous of her and that includes the fockin judge that passed the sentence!

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My beabe will come out moar nastier than me!!!

Lets ask Paul something we ALL wanna know...

menate_cat — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 08:11:05 +0800

Why dont we all ask Paul whether the world ends in 2012 or not...

Sotong or Parrot?

menate_cat — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:48:24 +0800

I pick sotong coz sotong in the news all the time. Parrot is fake to confuse the punters..

Follow up thread of Bank chicks banging boss..

menate_cat — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 12:18:04 +0800

Client Relationship Manager
(Kuala Lumpur)

Requirements:

Possess at least a Diploma or Degree. < (bullshit...if face pretty, wont even ask to look at cert)
Good command of written and spoken English. < (at least can have simper conversation is ok edi)
Must be well groomed, presentable with a pleasant personality. <(must do nails, hair, nice figure and wear body hugging clothes)
Excellent communications, self motivated, result-oriented and good interpersonal skills.<(the basics of any corp whore)
Independent, resourceful with high level of integrity. <( Yea..high level of intergrity my arse..)
Ex flight stewardess are strongly encouraged to apply.(asspecially the ones that can easily fukk)
Applicants should be Malaysian citizens or hold relevant residence status.<(dont matter, as long ur pretty)

CANDIDATES CAN EXPECT:
*A mid-level management post with an attractive start up basic salary.
*Enjoy high income including guaranteed salary. < apa ini tahi? saya tak paham..
*Full support and training program from company.
*Opportunity for career advancement to management level. < (if you know what I mean )

To apply for this position,
please send your application along with your cover letter, resume, and a recent photograph to our address printed below.
Alternatively, you can send a soft copy of the above by email to:
hr@XXXX.com.my

THE RECRUITMENT DIRECTOR
SUITE 0X-0X, Xth FLOOR, _____ ___ ____
XXX, JALAN BUKIT BINTANG

Where the hell is the job description???

Advertisment looking for corporate whores. See the contradiction of their requirements in bolded letters..

Pathetic..

where to watch japan vs paraguay online?

menate_cat — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:37:56 +0800

As title goes guys...

Would appreciate if can provide the link..

Hot chicks working in banks is banging boss?

menate_cat — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:19:09 +0800

DO you think hot chicks working in banks in their late 20's early 30's are corporate whores?

Asspecially ones with VP and Head of dept titles...

I see a lot of hot chicks in linkedin woroking in banks with these positions...asspecially in Sin ka poh..

They dont look bright but would definitely grow a tent in anyone's pants...

Al-fatihah to Mohd Naim of Boys Wings

menate_cat — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:18:04 +0800

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/135833

Gua dulu kena "hell" pun takde la sampai cam nie...kimek tul senior skang nie..sure Hotel co. nye

Ugery guy with pretty girlfriend..

menate_cat — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:46:03 +0800

In conjunction with cheesie's rant whatever her name blogger who recently posted an article about ugery guys and pretty girlfriends...

I present to you reality in your face mang..

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I sincerely hope they are truly in lap with each ader and have beowtifoo chidren one day.