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            <title>About Lenovo y520 battery</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4476189</link>
            <description>Hi guys..&lt;br /&gt;I recently just purchased Lenovo y520..&lt;br /&gt;Need some info about the laptop battery..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) should I first charge the battery for 24hour before start using?&lt;br /&gt;2) the battery is built-in battery, is it ok to plugged in charging while using the laptop?&lt;br /&gt;3) when not plugged in charging, the battery should never use until less than 20% before recharging it? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Mobile Computing</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2017 02:01:35 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Change interview date because can&amp;#39;t apply leave</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3992288</link>
            <description>Hi guys, need some advice &amp;amp; opinion on this..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My situation is like this.&lt;br /&gt;I only with my new job for 1 month &amp;amp; last few day i just received an interview appointment from another company.&lt;br /&gt;the reason why i wanted to attend the interview because my current job is too far from my hometown &amp;amp; all the cost after travel.&lt;br /&gt;every morning 530am wake up &amp;amp; when back reached home already 11-12am.&lt;br /&gt;The coming interview company distance is more manageable &amp;amp; only a 30mins drive from my home.&lt;br /&gt;So I wanna know how you guys think of this.&lt;br /&gt;I can&amp;#39;t apply leave since i&amp;#39;m still new, &amp;amp; also don&amp;#39;t want to fake any reason (accident/sick/ etc)&lt;br /&gt;what if i reply the interviewer email/call them to request change of date because i unable to apply leave?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Jobs &amp;amp; Careers</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2016 18:39:41 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>wut.. this gt tv show before it bcome successful?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3974855</link>
            <description>[YOUTUBE]T-Oey2IwMdM[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gt one trailer show nen nen.. so didnt post that..  &lt;!--emo&amp;:hehe:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/brows.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='brows.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The successful one..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('148e09a6f6885b634ea6bc882bef7a36')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;148e09a6f6885b634ea6bc882bef7a36&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.cdprojektred.com/thewitcher.com/media/wallpapers/witcher3/full/witcher3_en_wallpaper_wallpaper_10_1920x1080_1433327726.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2016 15:04:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Late Car Loan Payment</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3963154</link>
            <description>I have a question,&lt;br /&gt;assume that my monthly car installment due date is 30th every month..&lt;br /&gt;so if i&amp;#39;m late to make payment, will there be any charges for that?&lt;br /&gt;I heard some saying late for few day is ok, wont have anything, is it true?</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Finance, Business and Investment House</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2016 12:43:57 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Plague Inc evolved</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3307650</link>
            <description>[YOUTUBE]OXeXFyyUSw4[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Create virus &amp;amp; kill all human strategy game...&lt;br /&gt;interesting... &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2014 13:32:38 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>which horror games?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3175982</link>
            <description>&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('940218ffca92085d60742594e16953d7')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;940218ffca92085d60742594e16953d7&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;[YOUTUBE]Z4WqOQTxisM[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Evil Within - damm that sadako is creepy.. &lt;!--emo&amp;:thumbs:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbup.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbup.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[YOUTUBE]r56MMs0jqoY[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alien Isolation - this time jz survive, no more blast all ammo action game liao&lt;br /&gt;[YOUTUBE]cHgIDxMlTwI[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the forest &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[YOUTUBE]Mk6BBoTnsuE[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dying Light &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[YOUTUBE]ZzwfUT3KCgk[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dreadout - from indonesia, but what&amp;#39;s the different compare to fatal frame lolz..&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;which of u horror games fans like the most?? &lt;!--emo&amp;:hmm:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hmm.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 22:57:31 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>mustache dude is back</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3168459</link>
            <description>[YOUTUBE]hcKPAGoDz8A[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this dude is back lol..</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2014 16:22:48 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Sugar bad for you</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3138374</link>
            <description>what if one day gov come out with this excuses when sugar price rise again... &lt;!--emo&amp;:sweat:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sweat.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweat.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[YOUTUBE]cP2fCRgym2o[/YOUTUBE]</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2014 21:02:29 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Iphone 5 warranty claim</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3134598</link>
            <description>hi guys.. i have a doubt about the warranty procedure.. need some answer to clear my doubt  &lt;!--emo&amp;:(--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I signed a contract with MAXIS for the phone..&lt;br /&gt;and not even using it for a year already have some problem, so i sent it back to MAXIS where i get the phone to claim for warranty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they promised me that within a month then i can get a new phone, but i already waited for 2 months and i didnt heard anything from them.&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday I went back to the MAXIS store and asked about my phone, since the employee there are just normal worker and wouldnt know anything,&lt;br /&gt;so i asked them for the contact of their superior who&amp;#39;s in charge of the warranty claim or ask them to contact me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today, i received a call from MAXIS, they said the warranty claim that they sent to APPLE still pending because the need somthing from the phone owner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the odd part,&lt;br /&gt;i asked him what is it they need?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then he said, they need the &amp;quot;APPLE ID&amp;quot; so they can continue. &lt;!--emo&amp;:stars:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;he said when they get the ID and the procedure will be done, i&amp;#39;ll get my phone back within a week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As far as i know, when i was using iphone 4 and sent it back to claim for warranty, (signed with DIGI that time)&lt;br /&gt;they never asked for my ID, why would they need it now??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>iPhone</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2014 17:34:34 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>How much a polypropylene cost ?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2537183</link>
            <description>Hi guys,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wanna print 8 set of polypropylene triangle stand as shown in the picture below..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('5f381aeef3e1322f52f676a685a28839')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;5f381aeef3e1322f52f676a685a28839&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to use this material &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.chemicals-technology.com/projects/hmcpolymers-thailand/images/3-polypropylene.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to become this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/418/084/515/515084418_838.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*using polypropylene as material&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the dimension will be 145cm x 32cm&lt;br /&gt;color print with laminate...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wonder how much will this cost? &lt;br /&gt;i found a supplier but they charge me RM 350 per set, will it be overcharge??&lt;br /&gt;so 8 x rm350 = RM2800&amp;#33;&amp;#33; (only 8 sets &lt;!--emo&amp;:(--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; )&lt;br /&gt;*if  quite urgent, how much will they charge?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;seriously, need u guys advise... &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thank you thank you</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Arts &amp;amp; Designs</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 11:16:18 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>How much will it cost for brochure?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2249848</link>
            <description>hey guys &amp;amp; girls, &lt;br /&gt;normally i only gt 5,000 , 10,000pcs for brochure printing &amp;amp; i know it as well about the price..&lt;br /&gt;bout recently i just receive an order for 500,000 pcs of brochure..&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; now i really don&amp;#39;t know how to charge my client...  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the brochure should be A4, 2 sides, full colour...&lt;br /&gt;i&amp;#39;m not quite sure yet what material will my client choose, so i need to know the price as well for&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I) art paper&lt;br /&gt;II) art card (gloss)&lt;br /&gt;III) art card (matt)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hope u all can give me some clue &amp;amp; help, thanks alot&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Arts &amp;amp; Designs</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 22:22:42 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Which college got offer part time course?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2246411</link>
            <description>Other than OUM, i&amp;#39;m totally clueless where to get part time course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is there any other college that got offer any part time course?&lt;br /&gt;it&amp;#39;s best if it&amp;#39;s within selangor or KL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so, i need help to get a list of which college that offer part time course..&lt;br /&gt;please help  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; , n thank alot for the help too...  &lt;!--emo&amp;:)--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Education Essentials</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 13:34:10 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Looking for special card for printing job&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2104354</link>
            <description>Hi evryone..  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;i&amp;#39;m looking for some special card which i cant gt it in my area...&lt;br /&gt;this is the card i&amp;#39;ve been looking for..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1st.. Frosted transparent Card&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('b8667e127889b57d599c67759b7e7952')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;b8667e127889b57d599c67759b7e7952&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;img src='http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00LBMQKkrEbebo/Frosted-Transparent-Card-Transparent-Business-Card.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2nd... Clear Transparent Card&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('05f0eb195277769129d97f281fb4b636')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;05f0eb195277769129d97f281fb4b636&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;img src='http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/transparent-business-cards/stone.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;different from the card b4 this, totally see throught...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i need to use it for name card printing, so for both cards i&amp;#39;d mentioned above, i need to know...&lt;br /&gt;1. price&lt;br /&gt;2. Detail of card&lt;br /&gt;3. how many piece will it be in 1 box? is it the same as normal namecard 100 pieces?&lt;br /&gt;4. minimun how many box i need to print?&lt;br /&gt;5. is it possible if i do 2-side printing for this type of card?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if there are more transparent card other than this 2 cards i mentioned, please let me know as well...  &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; Thank you all for the help...  &lt;!--emo&amp;:peace:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_rolleyes.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Arts &amp;amp; Designs</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 01:21:01 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>wana cancel house phone&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1253368</link>
            <description>guys, need some help n info here... &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wana cancel my house phone, will it oso cut my telephone line tat connect to internet??&lt;br /&gt;iz there anything i can do to keep my internet n jz cancel my house phone??&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:44:49 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>exam tips....</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/868596</link>
            <description>here guys..&lt;br /&gt;here to show u guys, how to make a great score for ur exam...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=705143]</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:22:42 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>HELP&amp;#33; how to turn someone face to joker face?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/836254</link>
            <description>to all the geniuses in LYN..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;need the help from u all who know &amp;quot;How To Turn Someone Face to Heath Ledger joker face&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to make a joker face isn&amp;#39;t difficult, but the trouble is, i want a style like the joker that Heath Ledger act in Batman; The Dark Knight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so, i truly wish that i could get a help from u all... thx...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why So Serious.... Smile.... &lt;!--emo&amp;:drool:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/drool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='drool.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Arts &amp;amp; Designs</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:55:34 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Pig Forum</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/745256</link>
            <description>Ladies n gentlemen..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;welcome to Pig forum..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;let us talk about pig here... &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i make a start n follow by u all...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;i love pig bcoz pig is nice to hear..&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:48:26 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>who laught who die</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/742841</link>
            <description>&lt;!--emo&amp;:x--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='doh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; Hi, i&amp;#39;m new here..&lt;br /&gt;bt i do get a funny stuff here...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it&amp;#39;s been a year o more... bt i still feel funny for this stuff... &lt;!--emo&amp;:hehe:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/brows.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='brows.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;well, njoy it..&amp;#33;&amp;#33;   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;one day, where there&amp;#39;re 3 guy is molesting a village chief daughter&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;and they happen to be caught up by village people&amp;#33;&amp;#33;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Of course, the village chief was on &amp;quot; HULK &amp;quot; mood tat time.. anger showing throught out his face  &lt;!--emo&amp;:furious:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/vmad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='vmad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bt he appear to be a good village chief, he decided to give those 3 guy a chance to be alive because they are &lt;br /&gt;from the same village &lt;!--emo&amp;:shock:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shocking.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shocking.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;so he order the 3 guy to find 10 fruit and all must stuck in their butt hole&amp;#33;&amp;#33;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;bt the village chief got other plan in his mind, whoever laught when they stucking the fruit to their butt holes,&lt;br /&gt;then he will shot that guy to dead&amp;#33;&amp;#33;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:mega_shok:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/mega_shok.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mega_shok.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1st guy, he did found the fruit but it was &amp;quot;RAMBUTAN&amp;quot; ( sure he will die in paradise )&lt;br /&gt;when he try going on with second rambutan after 1st rambutan, he ass appear to be vry gatal bcoz of bulu rambutan,&lt;br /&gt;then he cant hold it n laught.. &lt;!--emo&amp;:hyper:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxm9.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxm9.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;   so his life end here being shot dead by the village chief&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2nd guy, he&amp;#39;s a bit tricky, so he choose &amp;quot; ANGGUR &amp;quot; ( think he will survive)&lt;br /&gt;like what his plan goes, he succeeded in stucking 9 &amp;quot;ANGGUR&amp;quot; in his butthole,,&lt;br /&gt;when he&amp;#39;s trying to put the last anggur in, he suddenly laught like hell,,  &lt;!--emo&amp;:oops:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/oops.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='oops.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;so, he become a dead man too.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;after he die, when he&amp;#39;s on the way to hell, he meet the 1st guy, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1st guy ask him:              How u die??&lt;br /&gt;2nd guy said:                  i laught then the village chief shot me&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;1st guy:                          which fruit u choose??&lt;br /&gt;2nd guy:                         Pu toh ( anggur)&lt;br /&gt;1st guy;                          then how come u goin to die with such a tiny fruit??  &lt;!--emo&amp;:blink:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;2nd guy:                         bcz i feel funny&amp;#33;&amp;#33; hahahahahaha&lt;br /&gt;1st guy:                          .............  &lt;!--emo&amp;:o--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/yawn.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='yawn.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;2nd guy:                         i saw the third guy was trying to stuck a watermelon to his butthole&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:x--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='doh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  hahahahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;while they&amp;#39;re having the conversation, n at last, the finally meet wit the 3rd guy......... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;end of story&amp;gt;...&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>j_coolman</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:55:27 +0800</pubDate>
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