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Evangelistica — Fri, 27 Nov 2015 09:52:48 +0800

Very very rich and lucky Dato'....

Now, lets imagine what the Dato' feast will be night after night... hnggghhhhhhhhhhh...

Do you jelly????

Forced marriage

Evangelistica — Thu, 06 Mar 2014 00:23:20 +0800

I'm old, I have to admit that. Not attractive, at least not as most girls would normally "consider" to be with, willingly. Many of my friends married already. Some of them even have 6 children. I've made my peace already, I will never have the significant partner I've been searching and dreaming of. Why?? I have my own "standards", that's my right. A little bit choosy maybe, but hey...still.. its my life we are talking here. I know I will never have someone who has the beauty of Juliana Evans, Neelofa, Rozita Che Wan (you get my drift?). But I know where I stand. At least someone who is just OK and pleasing to the eye, thats more than enough for me. Nothing more and certainly nothing less.

Recently, I'm in this dire depressing situation. I try my best to sums it up:

1. My parents was ill and admitted to the hospital.
2. My colleague at work and his wife (both working in the same place) visited them. (They have known for a while). I wasn't there at that moment.
3. Long story short, one day (couple of weeks later) both of them (my colleagues) have a talk with me. Saying that they have "the talk" with my parents, out of "concern" about me still being single. I was like WTF. But out of respect, I still listen every single word.
4. They said that all of them (my parents included) have AGREED to unite me with their younger sister. That my parents have met with their big family blah blah blah and they all agreed unanimously. I was shocked at this point, but still able to give them poker face. My colleagues said that, (out of concern) worries about me blah blah blah. Saying that I'm a nice person blah blah blah (they're dead wrong about this!). That some of us wont have what we want in life blah blah blah...Her sister is OK with it blah blah blah. That they can "see" that my parents REALLY desperately wants me to settle down blah blah blah and all that. They somehow got REALLY exited over nothing, maybe thinking that desperate foreveralone me will say Yes..
5. I was angry, REALLY angry at this point but still able to hold my temper. All of this elaborate scheme was being done behind my back all the way!
6. Before leaving the "conversation", they shown me the girl's FB. Putting it nicely - I don't like what I saw, not even a spark of feelings.
7. Couple of days later, my mom talks to me about the exact same thing. About their talk while they've being admitted in the hospital. About the meetings with the families and all. I didn't say a word, but I gave them the creepy looks. I started my car and drove off-looking for a secluded place to release my rage without the possibilities of hurting any living creatures. (Yes, I'm THAT sick). I returned home late at night straight to bed. For three straight days I drove damn early to work, not taking breakfast that my mom has made as usual, and when I got home, straight to bed without eating anything. I didn't talk with my parents, not even looking at their face! I never said anything about the matter. This, I hope they understand (they know how I handle things).

Now, I think my parents knows already what my answer is. Problem is, when I go to work, I have to cross path with these "matchmakers" (sorry but I have far worse word came to mind).

Being honest, if the girl is at least OK to my standard, I WILL probably CONSIDER. (Keyword is - CONSIDER). The truth is, she's not. She looks like my aunty. How can I live the rest of my life with that? Tell me. I rather die a single person than marrying someone I have absolutely no interests with. (Keep in mind that there are girls who looks like aunty but still kinda cute)

So, how to handle things to these colleagues of mine? I want to be productive, and happy at work without any UNECESSARY stress. My parents, I'm confident they got my "message".

Emma Maembong..

Evangelistica — Wed, 05 Mar 2014 21:11:37 +0800

Perghhh kalaulah aku dapat... tak keluar bilik bro..

Korang pulak????

I'M BACK!

Evangelistica — Wed, 05 Mar 2014 19:45:45 +0800

Hei hei hei hei.....

Feels good to be back! Anybody remembers me??

yo /k/ you know the mods?

Evangelistica — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 15:18:46 +0800

how many of you actually know the mods in real life? best buddy what so ever...

Is it safe to buy acid?

Evangelistica — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 13:05:28 +0800

Is it safe meh? do they will be banyak soal??? Imma needing for mah gooding reasons...

Fappable jpegs for the day

Evangelistica — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:18:41 +0800

Sempena hari Jumaat..

Moar celebs will come.

What if this happened?

Evangelistica — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:04:51 +0800

Let say you stalk your victim, someone you've only can dream of having. You plan. You wait patiently and finally, Lady Luck is smiling down on you. You have the chance you longing for. You marched to your target. For fun sake, let say someone who looks like this...

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So there you are, alone with your grand prize. You carried your package to your place, slowly unwrapping it but later you found out she's having these. Lots of it...

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Will you still go with your plan????

Yo guys wassuppp

Evangelistica — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 13:31:57 +0800

Mod butthurtz with mah kinki tered. Now im back for more.. wait arrr...

Yo /k/ why we rebel towards gomen?

Evangelistica — Thu, 26 May 2011 16:07:25 +0800

Lets turn the table aside. What if all these years, our country being led by the opposition, Pas, PKR etc etc.. Will we rebel? I guess people just like to rebel in nature. Thats why even if BN falls and PKR lead, sure you will whine also.

Agree??

Yo /k/ give me idea to solek my new car..

Evangelistica — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:04:31 +0800

Yo bro... i so enjoice just bought a new Honda Civic, my second car to accompany my current Vios. hahahaha don butthurt. any suggestion to mod and solek it? come on give me some inspiration... pictures are most welcome..

Life is sooo damn enjoicing rite now...

p/s: i dun rike solek like hell. something nice and simple but very garang one...

yo /k/ long time no see...

Evangelistica — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 17:27:49 +0800

yo yo yo yo...

whassup!!!!!! im back..................

Yo /k/ how to tell my siblings...

Evangelistica — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 15:02:24 +0800

Serious yo...

my siblings all faceproblem like me. that iz sad i know. the problem iz that, they (might be) haven't realized it yet. i iz sad seeing my brother always rejected by girls. i know he got rejected time and time, because as a good brother, i tend to keep an eye for him, spying on his social circle. the same goes for my sister. she now like brainwashed by media (especially korean dramas and boybands) which serves no good at all. she thought the world is nice and everyone lives happily ever after..

so how ah the best way to tell them to be prepare for the hard truth lies for them ahead?

Yo /k/ lets fantasies for the lulz....

Evangelistica — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:06:05 +0800

Drillz

Diana Danielle

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Juliana Evans

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Hannah Tan

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Faezah Elai

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Fasha Sandha

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Jue Aziz

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Ayu Raudhah

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Tiz Zaqyah

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Rozita Che Wan (supa MILF)

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Others pelis state (with drillzz of coz)...

Yo /k/ what brand you smoke?

Evangelistica — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 09:37:13 +0800

Me rike dunhill. if low on cash sometimes go for winston. you guys?

in b4 pergi mampos orang kata merokok membahayakan kesihatan.

Yo /k/ what movie nice ah?

Evangelistica — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 14:29:26 +0800

I wanna buy mah frens tonite. Any nais to recommend?

Yo /k/ do you believe karma ?

Evangelistica — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 13:50:36 +0800

Seriously this one biatch who rejected me four years ago, it's the biatches of all.. she no gave me waterface reject me loud loud until i malu like hell... now she's been left by her husband (who she used to boasts about he being handsome and kawaii-ness bla bla bla all that shit). Now he ran away to marry much younger girl..

I enjoice when I know about this. I wanna say i felt sorry but the truth is, I've been waiting this day to happen yo... Is this what you /k/ calls karma?

Yo /k me gonna lepak starbucks now..

Evangelistica — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 12:21:47 +0800

Due to maxcjs's who always butthurt with mah tered and kolos.. i just want to say im buying mah colleagues now but dunno wat to buy for This Joyous Occasion

K maxcjs u can be a good boy and kolos pelis...

Yo /k/ do u think faceproblem ppl hav chance?

Evangelistica — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 15:55:20 +0800

This doesn't include RICH & POWERFUL ppl like Lim Kok Wing. That doesn't count. I want to know normal average faceproblem ppl with salary around 1.5-2.5 K but still manage to get a hawty.. that kind of people. get my drift?

Share if you know someone, i want facebook proof otherwise i assume u just talk kok.. I wanna know how many out there since I always hear shit like "beauty lies within", "lots of fuglies with hawties out there maa" kind of speech..

[addedon]January 7, 2011, 3:57 pm[/addedon]come on those who always tok kok with me... where's your proof?

Yo /k/ tolong aku.

Evangelistica — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 15:34:55 +0800

Celaka wa punya boss tengah sibuk tanya tanya orang ni. Paiseh if kantoi lorr i acted pious in front ppl here... I iz dun rike going mosque lorr...people in JB help me pelis.. wut is the tajuk ahh?...

[addedon]January 7, 2011, 3:36 pm[/addedon]mana /k/tards semua?