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Chris Rock on Relationships

xmsa666 — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:55:49 +0800

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6OaRcsfnY4[/YOUTUBE]

If you cant watch the video here is the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6OaRcsfnY4

Anatomy of Female and Male brains

xmsa666 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:06:10 +0800

I invite both male and female opinions, raves , rants & immature shouts

1. Anatomy of Female brain

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2. Anatomy of Female brain

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And to be completely fair to all your estrogen charged creatures

3. Anatomy of Male brain

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And finally .. the reason why women are unpredictable under all circumstances.

4. Anatomy of Female Logic

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haha , Reason no 4 , is the cause of all the troubles you face , when dealing with the chickas

Tell me what you think of this

xmsa666 — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:08:03 +0800

OK guyz being a foreigner , I have notices some things here in malaysia about women. And i mean that in a non racist fashion. I found this article that speak about this concept in greater detail ----> This applies to mostly MALAY and CHINESE WOMEN IN MALAYSIA. I WARN YOU IN ADVANCE THAT YOU MIGHT FIND THIS ARTICLE SENSITIVE !!!

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TO5EDLJSL03OI0QTE

TOPIC TITLE:- WHY ASIAN WOMEN CHASE WHITE MEN

The WHIGGIE (White Guy Groupie)

1. A brief profile of Asian women afflicted with "white fever"

ORIGINS:

A subset of women of Asian ethnicity, usually found residing in major U.S. cities, although they have been known to appear overseas occasionally. Closely related to their cousins, Yellow Cabs (Japan), Gwei-po's (Hong Kong), Sarong Party Girls (Singapore), Twinkies and bananas!

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH:

Intelligent, emotionally-secure women who are free of identity problems, self-hate, racial prejudice and chips on their shoulders.

CHARACTER TRAITS:

- Poorly developed self identity. Pathetically insecure with themselves and their ethnicity.

- Resentment of father's tradidtional, authoritarian upbringing (whether real or perceived).

- Brainwashed into believing that they, as AF's are more desirable than other women in an exotic lotus blossom kinda way. Willingness to pander to western media sexual stereotypes of AF's, which they perceive as a marketing advantage.

- Thoroughly whitewashed. Desparate need to fit into "mainstream" (i.e. white) society and to distance themselves from their Asian heritage. Racial inferiority complex.

- Feigned air of superiority when dealing with members of own race and any other minority groups. In need of major attitude adjustments.

- Exxaggerated, whiny, Encino-esque valley girl accent.

- Delusions of grandeur..."I want it all...and that begins with the right (i.e. white) guy..."

- Uncanny ability to determine one's nationality, occupation, earnings capacity and make of auto within three minutes of commencing a conversation.

- Exxaggerated perception of white males' value in increasing AF's social status.

- Ignorent and narrow-minded, eager to adapt and perpetuate fallicious western media stereotypes of Asian men.

- A compulsion to trash Asians, particularly Asian men, in order to justify their autoracist tendencies, placate their guilt and bolster their self esteem.

- Extremely shallow, self centered, argumentive and boring.

- Disdains ethnic studies; regards it as a major threat to her carefully constructed, self-deceptive whiggie identity

- Despises all Asian men, with the occasional exception of their brothers (after all, they have the same genes)

- Believes that racism does not exist because she, as an AF, has never experienced it first hand, or is too dense to realize it. Besides, those asiaphiles are so nice to her (while plotting to get into her pants)

Gets a warm fuzzy feeling when watching The Joy Luck Club, while snuggled up to her geeky asiaphile boyfriend.

- Believes the only reason an Asian person would disrespect her is because they are racist

- Has lost count of how many WM's she's done this month.

- The wet dream come true for socially handicapped caucasian nerds who are unable to attract caucasian women

- Threatened and insecure in the presence of any culturally perceptive Asian person or any AM not fitting her stereotype of the quiet, marginalized, "model minority" geek.

- Fundamentally insecure, utterly confused, lacking in self-respect

- many aging whiggies after being used and abandoned by WM's in favor of younger, more nubile whiggies and being rejected by AM's who see through their transparency, develop a bitterness towards all men, period.

- Denial of all of the above

FACIAL EXPRESSIONS:

a) Look of contempt when eyes meet those that are non-white, converting to beaming grin upon sighting of WM victim/target,

b) terminal pout

c) bimbo-ish expression that defies deep thought.

TYPICAL ATTIRE:

Anything trendy, mainstream-looking and seductive (especially if it's black and tight). Big hair (perhaps their most valuable asset) tossed with hand every 15 seconds. Wonderbra. Fanatical whiggies have been known to undergo certain procedures such as eyelid surgery, breast augmentation and vaginal tightening operations in order to increase their marketability to WM's. Blue contact lenses and bleached-blonde hair have even been sported on occasion. Note: attire may vary depending on the specific type of WM being targeted.

I.Q.

Too low to measure.

NATURAL HABITAT:

Personal ad columns ("exotic, slim, SAF seeks succesful, generous SWM"), cheerleading squads, sorority houses (role: token "oriental sisters"), T.V. newsdesks, B-grade kung fu flicks, trendy nightclubs (usually found necking with aging WM's), Chinese restaurants,(slumming with the WM and demonstrating that she's "in touch with her heritage"), anywhere else frequented by white males.

TYPICAL WHIGGIE QUIPS:

age 10: "mom, why do we have to be (Chinese/Japanese/Korean)? Do you have to dress like that? And what's with dad and his accent?

age 12: "mom, I want an eyelid job for Christmans, okay?

Later on...

"I've always only dated white guys. I don't know why, I just have."

"Race doesn't matter. I just happen to like white guys. It's just a preference."

"We are the world, we are the children...we....."

"I've gone out with all kinds of guys...Dutch, English, French, German, you name it. Even went out with a Jewish guy once! After all, love is color blind."

"Eeeew, Jennifer, how could you go out with that (insert minority group) guy!?

"Ooh, Roger, you're like soooo strong and intelligent. Did you say you drive a beemer? kewl!(giggle)"

"I want to learn English better...you maybe teach, handsome man? Are you U.S. citizen?" (yes FOB's can be whiggies too!)

"Like why would I want to go out with an Asian guy? They don't own me or anything. Uhh, and besides, they're all male chauvanists... and domineering too...yeah, that's it! Didn't you see The Joy Luck Club?"

"Like, I'm dating *out* of my race, so how can I be racist?! Duh!!

CLOSELY RELATED TO:

Racists, bigots, wannabe's, ho's, chameleons, white supremacists, a fish out of water

MEDIA REPRESENTATION/ROLE MODELS:

Connie Chung, Amy Tan, Lisa Ling, Margaret Cho, Sheryl Wu Dunn, any Joy Luck Club protagonists (except the one who married an Asian dude)

NATURAL COUNTERPARTS:

Asiaphiles...who else?

DISCLAIMER:- THIS INFORMATION IS JUST FOR READING AND COMMENTING ON , IF YOU TAKE OFFENSE PLEASE GO SUCK AN EGG. MODERATORS - THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO INCITE HATE. !

LIST OF YOUR DJ SOFTWARE

xmsa666 — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:33:26 +0800

OK people I am an amateur self proclaimed DJ , I say self proclaimed since no one has heard my sessions which I often do by myself in my apartment.. heh... ANyway I am currently using Native Instruments Traktor DJ ... And totally LOOVVVIIINNGGG ITTT !!! , What kind of softwares are u using ? I personally have used Virtual DJ , Sure its expandable , though the interface is a bit childish and its more for HIP HOP music , Traktor is hands down awesome for Electronic Mixing , I also have used DEVCKADANCE from Image-Line , But the interface is shit and they have to use ASIO drivers for it to work on my laptop ARGH ! , Traktor and Virtual DJ both work fine with your standard comp audio drivers...

Also do u think maybe the DJ's here in malaysia are into using sequencers ? Also I personally have not touched actual vinyls dont know where i can do that here in kl just for fun...

my mixes

http://www.esnips.com/web/djphez

Oh yeah and I am DJ PHEZ , Not to be confused with DJ FUZZ

Looking for cheap place to repair laptop

xmsa666 — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:54:15 +0800

Recently my acer laptop , had a problem , The casing of the LCD screen broke from one side , The power pin on the right side broke out and the battery is dead , When I gave it to the ACER SERVICE center , ( I have no warranty any more) , Those mothaphuka's said they will need RM 1000 to fix it , Is there any other cheaper way to fix it HELP !!!!

I LOVE WOMEN, WOMEN and MORE WOMEN !

xmsa666 — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:30:22 +0800

OK GUYZ LETS TELL ALL THEM WOMEN HOW MUCH WE LOVE THEM,

- How we cannot live without them ...
- How if there were no women on this earth all men would kill themselves and destroy this planet ...
- How even though when you leave us we are shattered and no longer can return to normal...
- How when u cry or laugh we sit patiently till u feel better so we can have our way
- How god has given you the ability to cook (well some of you alteast) and FOOD is the second thing that is important to all MEN.
- How when if your a lesbian , you suggest to us you would like to know what a threesome means.
- How we love the fact that you can sit for hours and hours in front of the mirror just taking care of your hair....
- How you dont really understand sports but still sit next to us with our friends and talk kinds of rubbish about football , and we and our friends just nod our head and say , "YOU ALLRITE LADY"
- How you have the incessant need to clean up our caves even when we like it just the way it is...
- How YOU WOMEN MAKE US FEEL LIKE WE ARE HUMAN !!!

ANY OTHER LOVERS OF WOMEN OUT THERE WHO WOULD LIKE TO ADD ANYTHING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

requesting relationship advice

xmsa666 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:27:33 +0800

Greetings all , I am just writing this topic out of sheer curiosity , what is the definitive way to woo a chinese girl specifically ( Malay and Indian women are more friendlier) ? I mean I have some trouble communicating with them I would say
mostly because of the fact that I barely speak any chinese and my malay is that of a 2nd grader , when I hang out in Low yat plaza most of them are just plain rude and seem like they
are frigids , no offense to you all... i understand standing 10 hours a day and saying "YES HOW CAN I HELP YOU" is quite frustrating..... i would request fellow pua's also who are of chinese origin to please share your advise on this matter. Oh yes and my apologies to you single chinese dudes , No offense to you all (nor do i give a rats ass ), I find them quite lovely !

Also are their strange ideas that Chinese women have about foreigners ?

thanks

NOTE:- I THINK ALL RACIST REMARKER'S WILL BE BANNED ! SO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY ! THANKS !

NIce guy or RUthless Charismatic Jerk

xmsa666 — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:30:56 +0800

Requesting the Counsel of All Level headed Normal and SINGLE WOMEN ( Married women dont count)

Greetings and Salutations good ladies on this forum , there is a question that has struck me after reading a vast number of posts in this thread with a variety of questions posted by the men here... MODS - If this is a repost , Please bear with my stupidity

So the burning question in our hearts as healthy males devoid of any gay type of behavior and talk is that What is the type of personality that women perfer ? I will lay down these well known categories highlighting their characters :-

1. Nice Guy - Kind , Caring , Compassionate , Sensitive , willing , Submitting to your command , Buying you all kinds of trash that is apprantly sweet and cuddly .

2. Ruthless Jerk - Rude , Obnoxious , Arrogant , Scruffy , Derives pleasure by hurting women ( psychologically and sometimes physically in the context of foreplay) , The only thing he is good at is giving you mind blowing sex.

The question I would pose is that , honestly speaking what kind of a man would you date ? and what kind of a man would your consider a long term relationship with? , The points I want you to remember is that :- All the so called pretty women are with abusive jerks , I am certain that in some point during your lifetime you have dumped the excessively nice guy , And you love the jerk even though he wants nothing to do with you and makes you cry... Then which one of the two is a good choice , Also why is it women usually have one guy they go to for seeking affection and another guy for fulfilling their desires ? Is it not possible for a man to have a balance of these two sides that will get you all hot and heavy ? Dow you have trouble deciding ? What are the external influences that affect your choice ? Do u do it for peer pressure ? Excessive Tv or is it desperation that prompts such an action ?

If possible and if time permits please feel free to be as descriptive as possible , perhaps this is the exact same information that might assist you attracting a suitable mate to yourself

Calling all Fruity Loops and Bleton Live Users

xmsa666 — Tue, 27 May 2008 19:52:56 +0800

Ok fellas , I personally am insanely addicted to Fruity Loops from Image Line the step sequencer , i also use a bunch of vsts , and native Instruments Traktor DJ's , Just wanted to start a thread for all those people who are into using step sequencers , Share what all stuff you use to make you music !

Amateur DJ Competitions

xmsa666 — Mon, 26 May 2008 21:44:45 +0800

Say any guyz know if their are any clubs here in malaysia that host amateur DJ competitions ? Do u think something like that might attract crowds ? What kinda music would you like the DJS to mix , Personally I am totally down with Eletro , House , Trance and Progressive , Although URBAN DJ's are also not that bad , Any opinions post em on this thread !