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Saturday joke ~lol~

wonghanjiang — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:32:22 +0800

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Malaysian Government has
always ensured that their .........
Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was
because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss
USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss
Singapore is being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with
"L"
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Singapore : Light bulb
Miss Malaysia :LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting
with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Singapore : Leopard
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini
Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with
the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Singapore : Lychee
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to
determine if Miss Malaysia
should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Malaysia
was having so many problems with
the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the
letter "L"
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Malaysia : LAN PAH (LP)
The Judges fainted..!!!

heheheheeeeeeeeeeee.....

This is the reason why my boss can faint !

wonghanjiang — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:46:17 +0800

Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, sohai
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

Anna here come in ~~

wonghanjiang — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:26:08 +0800

Anna picture here regrading online relationship

KL plaza sentral~~

wonghanjiang — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:39:53 +0800

hello to all LYN guy n girl
may i know where is the location at KL plaza sentral coz i need to go there for an interview section thx for ur suggestion

wonghanjiang already release from jail^^

wonghanjiang — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:26:22 +0800

[QUOTE]hi

Help me i don't want to become retarted person !

wonghanjiang — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:04:54 +0800

Frankly speaking no offended post~~ which person looks most retarded