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Omegle dot com?

loveuallso — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:29:14 +0800

go there and post here ur epic converstaion.

here's mine:

QUOTE

Stranger: Hi!
You: hi
You: is it me..or the situation here's kinda awkward..
Stranger: I begin to insert my penis into your ear.
You: nice..
You: penis in ear.
You: cool
You: kinky
You: *moaning in satisfaction*
Stranger: You begin to writhe, pumping my schlong inand out of your ear canal.
Stranger: I burst your eardrumj
Stranger: Blood and visceral fluids splatter all over my hard cock
Stranger: You are rendered deaf
You: then i felt some sort of liquid gushing through my ears canal...can feel em in my brain.
Stranger: You bite my kneecap
Stranger: it is delicious
You: continue moaning..
Stranger: You start to scratch away at the scabs on my knees with your teeth and caress the yellow pus which spurts forth with your tongue
Stranger: I ejaculate in your ear. It sounds like Beethoven.
You: no
You: it sounds much better than beethoven
You: *but i'm rendered deaf...so no sound for me
Stranger: I begin to spill yogurt all over your chest
Stranger: And ranch sauce
Stranger: You are my pizza
You: and i lick those yogurts with my toungue
Stranger: I take my cinnastick and dip it in your melted cheese
You: i can feel pasteurized milk powder spilling of my pink nipple
Stranger: I defecate into your vagina
You: uh nuh..u dun want to
Stranger: i begin drawing a face with jellybeans on your chest
You: i'v got teeth in my vagina
Stranger: You contract a unrinary tract infection
Stranger: I am immune to dentitus!
You: nais...at last someone's immune to it
You: all the boys i did over these years..end up with minched d***
Stranger: Anyway, I have to go to my boyfriend's house to study now. Thanks for the erotic chat, Kayla.
You: ^^
You: u're welcome.
You: happy studying...i'm studying too right now.

ADSL and wireless router settings.

loveuallso — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:36:14 +0800

Broadband provider
ISP/package: Streamyx, the new combo package(rm110)
Location: sunway

Personal equipment
Modem:Streamyx ADSL
Router: D'lin DIR-300
Firewall used: AVG

can anyone gimme the full settings for the modem and router?

i restore my router and modem to factory settings and now the whole house cant connect to streamyx.

even after i tried direct conenct using cable to my laptop without the router oso cant connect.( able to conncet to streamyx), but no internet.

wireless G router help

loveuallso — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:17:23 +0800

hi, i seems to be having problem with wifi for my laptop(vista home premium)

streamyx: the combo3, rm110 de. with dynamic IP.
modem: the adsl modem they gave
router: dlink router

whenever i use my laptop to connect to the wifi, (but when i connect to starbucks and campus wifi, everyting ok, so 100% not my laptop probelm) i get this : connected wif limited service.

the main computer and my frens lap top seems to connected just fine.

when i ask them do i need any special settings as its dynamic IP, they say they dunno.

so, can anyone tell me wat the modem/router settings do i need?

FYI: i recently moved in a rented house. and those ppl there have been there for a long time:

G2000

loveuallso — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:13:10 +0800

anybody got comment bout this brand?

Pimples

loveuallso — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:59:53 +0800

as topic title. anyone got it? bside face anywhere of the body got it?

Safe Sex slogans.

loveuallso — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:06:16 +0800

SLOGANS FOR SAFE SEX!
21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong when you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home & whack it
8. If you think she's spunky cover your money
9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your d*ck
12. If you're going into heat, package your meat
13. When you're undressing your venus dress up your p~nis
14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no Love.

confession booth.

loveuallso — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 11:59:35 +0800

hope its not a repost.

CONFESSION BOOTH

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."

HTC pda phone.

loveuallso — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:46:47 +0800

hi, where can i buy HTC pda phone in Melaka, with SIS warranty de...and cheapest price.

PUG problem

loveuallso — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:33:05 +0800

hi ppl. recently, someone gave my mum a pug. so..the problem is, my mum bought the dogs food for it, but it wont eat...now ad almost 2 days it haven eat d lor...any help? i know mayb cuz new food so the dog dont like, so my mum ask the previous owner, and the owner say, dunno wat he eat, cuz she found the pug de..

going to Croatia.

loveuallso — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:45:06 +0800

can anyone please tell me how can i get to Croatia by air? not by following tour-agents or anyting...juz go by myself.
and how much would the business class flight would be? some ppl told me tat i had to stop in some other place 1st, then take another plane to croatia? is it true?

viewing .gif file in vista?

loveuallso — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:56:35 +0800

can anyone recommend to me a good image viewver for viewing .gif files?
try coral programss...its good, but its not free.

biotechnology in irealand

loveuallso — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:03:15 +0800

Hi, i am thinking of studying biotechnology in ireland afer my a lvl. can anyone tell me which uni is good in tat course and the cost of the course?
oh, my a lvl end nxt yer december. Thx

SPORE Coming to PSP

loveuallso — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:39:50 +0800

This really fun addictive game is coming to PSP!! YAY!

HAHAHAHA

loveuallso — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:50:44 +0800

THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.

IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS willingly, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.

AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN

TOOTHBRUSH.........

what were you thinking?
You PERVERT!

Thw Gas Pump

loveuallso — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:48:06 +0800

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed
for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien
addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
your leader.'

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response..

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his
ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do
not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to
do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the ****y, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump
and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared
towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a
burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he
refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly
at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green
head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near
killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his ***** over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'

SUn-U wlan

loveuallso — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:58:45 +0800

anybody from sunway college can xplain to e y the wifi today cant connect de....after connect d ar,.they get redirect to p1 wimax login page..

online shopping

loveuallso — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:29:21 +0800

is there any website where i can shop for 2nd hand designer clothes besides ebay? dun wan international, oni in msia got ma?

sunway to melaka

loveuallso — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:17:10 +0800

HI, i' planning to go back to my hometown(melaka) from Sunway. I'm studyig in sunway college. how can i go bak to melaka by bus? Not by taxi nor driving. cuz taxi is too expensive and ihaven got my licence yet. thx.

English-Literature club

loveuallso — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:37:52 +0800

HI, i'm not sure whether i'm in right section. i'm planning to start an English-Literature society at my college(Sun-u) i'm required to write a proposal to apply for it. can anyone help me with what sort of activities shuld i do?

Tips for A lvl.

loveuallso — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:12:57 +0800

Hi, this July i'm going to Sunway College to take A lvl. I'm taking Physics, Chemistry , Math and Further Math. Can anyone gimme tips how shuld i study for each subjects?
Sorry if i'm in the wrong section.
Thank You.