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Keyword found:<b> porn.</b><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><!--SPOILER DIV--></div><!--SPOILER DIV--><br /><br />in before during worktime do work lar fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:39:56 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1387301 <br /><b>How can I stop my 16 year old son from urinating on me?</b><br /><br />In the morning, he wakes me up by peeing on me.<br />he&#39;ll pee on me and in OUR BED for heavens sake&#33;<br />at first it was cute, now it&#39;s getting annoying<br />I regret suggesting this.<br />Should I tell him to stop?<br /><br />Source: <a href='http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100211115110AAsaGTL' target='_blank'>yahoo answers</a><br /><br />Please help this poor mother fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:24:26 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1387127 Berita Harian:<br /><br /><!--SPOILER BEGIN--><div class="spoilertop" onClick="openClose('ce86dca0203ba1d8df23f6fec9e7fc0e')" style="font-weight: bold"><u>&raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &laquo;</u></div><div class="spoilermain" id="ce86dca0203ba1d8df23f6fec9e7fc0e" style="display:none"><!--SPOILER END--><a href='http://www.bharian.com.my/bharian/articles/Presidenterbunuh/Article' target='_blank'>http://www.bharian.com.my/bharian/articles...erbunuh/Article</a><br /><b><u><br />Presiden terbunuh<br /></b></u><br />2010/04/11<br />Presiden terbunuh<br /><br />MOSCOW: Presiden Poland Lech Kaczynski dan isterinya, Maria, terbunuh bersama 128 penumpang lain apabila pesawat mereka terhempas ketika hampir mendarat di barat Russia kira-kira jam 11 pagi waktu tempatan (kira-kira 3 petang waktu Malaysia), semalam.<br />Turut terbunuh Ketua Turus Tentera Poland, Jeneral Franciszek Gagor; Presiden Bank Nasional Slawomir Skrzypek dan Timbalan Menteri Luar, Andrzej Kremer.<br /><br />Presiden bersama rombongannya dalam perjalanan ke Russia bagi menghadiri upacara memperingati ulang tahun ke-70 kematian 22,000 pegawai Poland yang menjadi mangsa pembunuhan polis rahsia Soviet di Hutan Katyn dan tempat lain di Russia dan Ukraine pada Perang Dunia Kedua.<br /><br />Gabenor rantau Smolensk, di mana kemalangan itu berlaku, Sergei Anufriev, berkata tiada siapa terselamat dalam nahas terbabit.<br /><br />“Pesawat Presiden Poland gagal mendarat di atas landasan. Penemuan awal menunjukkan ia melanggar bahagian atas pokok dan berkecai,” katanya kepada saluran televisyen tempatan Rossiya-24.<br />Rakaman dari tempat kemalangan menunjukkan serpihan pesawat berselerak di tengah hutan dan kebakaran berlaku di kawasan belukar.<br /><br />Punca kemalangan tidak jelas, namun laporan berkata, kejadian dipercayai berlaku ketika kabus tebal.<br /><br />Kementerian Luar Poland mengesahkan Kaczynski dan isterinya berada di dalam pesawat Tupolev TU154M buatan Soviet yang berusia kira-kira 20 tahun itu.<br /><br />Ketua Badan Siasatan Russia, Sergei Markin, berkata, ada 130 penumpang dalam pesawat Tu-154 berkenaan.<br /><br />Sementara itu, Speaker Dewan Rendah Parlimen atau Sejm Poland, Bronislaw Komorowski akan mengambil alih tugas jawatan Presiden.<br /><br />Pejabatnya mengumumkan, Bronislaw Komorowski, Ketua Sejm dalam perjalanan ke Warsaw dari bandar utara Gdansk untuk mengambil alih tugas.<br /><br />Di Warsaw, Perdana Menteri, Donald Tusk memanggil mesyuarat luar biasa barisan Kabinetnya.<br /><br />Jurucakap kerajaan, Pawel Gras, berkata berikutan kejadian itu, pilihan raya presiden akan disegerakan.<br /><br />Kaczynski, 60, memegang jawatan Presiden sejak Disember 2005 selepas mengalahkan Tusk pada pemilihan presiden tahun itu.<br /><br />Ahli politik konservatif nasionalis itu adalah abang kembar kepada pemimpin pembangkang Poland, bekas Perdana Menteri Jaroslaw Kaczynski.<br /><br />Kaczynski sebelum ini berkata, beliau akan mengintai peluang bertanding bagi penggal kedua pada pemilihan musim luruh ini. Beliau dijangka berdepan tentangan sengit daripada Speaker dewan rendah Parlimen, Bronislaw Komorowski, calon pemimpin parti Civic Platform yang diketuai Tusk.<br /><br />Maria, adalah seorang pakar ekonomi. Mereka mempunyai seorang anak perempuan, Marta dan dua cucu. – AP<!--SPOILER DIV--></div><!--SPOILER DIV--><br /><br />The Star<br /><br /><!--SPOILER BEGIN--><div class="spoilertop" onClick="openClose('292558f4d024d5971fb4429bff065d59')" style="font-weight: bold"><u>&raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &laquo;</u></div><div class="spoilermain" id="292558f4d024d5971fb4429bff065d59" style="display:none"><!--SPOILER END--><a href='http://thestar.com.my/education/story.asp?file=/2010/4/11/education/5998096&sec=education' target='_blank'>http://thestar.com.my/education/story.asp?...6&sec=education</a><br /><br /><b><u>Malaysians getting obese - by eating too heavily at night</b></u><br />By FLORENCE A. SAMY<br />newsdesk@thestar.com.my<br /><br />PETALING JAYA: More Malaysians are keeping awake till late to indulge in what is becoming a top national pastime – tucking it in at 24-hour eating joints.<br /><br />Yes, we are practically eating round-the-clock. If you are still not convinced, take a look at the goings-on at mamak shops close to and way past midnight.<br /><br />These shops have sprouted up all over the country to satisfy the cravings of Malaysians who are gorging on calorie-packed late night meals with hardly a care – and getting obese in the process.<br /><br />Statistics show that the prevalence of obesity among Malaysian adults increased by a staggering 250% over a 10-year period from 1996 while the number of overweight has increased by 70%.<br /><br />The National Health and Morbidity Survey in 2006 showed that two out of every five adults or 43%, were either overweight or obese and an alarming situation where the number of obese adults had more than tripled over a decade, from 4% in 1996 to 14% in 2006.<br /><br />Besides that, about 38% of youngsters aged between 12 and 18 were classified as overweight.<br /><br />A recent survey involving 10,000 students showed that 24% of those aged between six and 12 were either overweight or obese.<br /><br />Health Minister Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai is obviously a very worried man, with more Malaysians at risk of being seriously ill due to uncontrollable eating.<br /><br />“It has to change ... an unbalanced diet and eating late at night,’’ he cautioned. “In the past, we used to have two meals. These days, we are eating five to six times daily with late-night suppers at mamak stalls,’’ he said after launching the Malaysian Council for Obesity Prevention (MCOM) here yesterday.<br /><br />MCOM, which comprises 13 professional bodies and NGOs, was set up to help the government counter the problem of obesity in the country.<br /><br />The minister, an avowed vegetarian, spoke of another worrying trend – meat is fast becoming a staple-diet here. A diet rich in red meat causes high cholesterol which leads to cardio-vascular disease.<br /><br />“Available data on the prevalence of overweight and obesity indicates that the problem we face may be more serious than those in other countries of the region,” he added.<br /><br />Being overweight and obese, he said, would lead to chronic diseases such as diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease and even cancer.<br /><br />According to statistics, 14.9% and 43% of Malaysians aged above 30 suffer from diabetes and hypertension respectively, with 20.7% of adults over 18 suffering from high cholesterol.<br /><br />Liow said 300 nutritionists would be employed to serve at government clinics nationwide to help tackle obesity problems by creating awareness on the dangers of unhealthy eating.<br /><br />Malaysian Council for Obesity Prevention (MCOM) president Jong Koi Chong echoed the minister’s concerns, saying the unhealthy eating trend was becoming a major problem.<br /><br />“Our metabolic rate is very low at night making it easy for fat to accumulate in the body.<br /><br />&quot;Most 24-hour restaurants serve food that is high in fat, calories and cholesterol. Sadly, more of our young are picking up bad eating habits from adults,’’ he added.<!--SPOILER DIV--></div><!--SPOILER DIV--><br /><br />Harian Metroll:<br /><br /><!--SPOILER BEGIN--><div class="spoilertop" onClick="openClose('711c4c922cd947e43d75b8e9a4c95f01')" style="font-weight: bold"><u>&raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &laquo;</u></div><div class="spoilermain" id="711c4c922cd947e43d75b8e9a4c95f01" style="display:none"><!--SPOILER END--><a href='http://www.hmetro.com.my/myMetro/articles/Belaianlelakijambu/myMA/myArticle/' target='_blank'>http://www.hmetro.com.my/myMetro/articles/...myMA/myArticle/</a><br /><br /><b><br /><u>Belaian lelaki jambu</u></b><br /><br />Oleh ASMIZAN MOHD SAMIRAN, SHAMRAN SARAHAN dan MURSHID EUNOS<br />metahad@hmetro.com.my<br />2010/04/11<br /><br />KUALA LUMPUR: Ketika usaha pembanterasan banyak ditumpukan terhadap gadis urut yang menawarkan khidmat seks, ramai mungkin terlepas pandang terhadap ‘jejaka urut’ yang turut menyediakan khidmat serupa terhadap golongan sejenis yang bernafsu songsang.<br /><br />JIJIK...pakej unik dan pelik.<br /><br />Seorang pelanggan tetap sebuah pusat urut untuk golongan gay yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai Daniel, 30, mendedahkan kepada Metro Ahad, khidmat disediakan di premis yang sering dikunjunginya adalah pelbagai dan lebih ‘advanced’ daripada rumah urut biasa.<br /><br /><br />Menurutnya, kewujudan pusat urut gay bukan perkara baru dan ia juga bukan beroperasi secara sembunyi atau eksklusif, sebaliknya sesiapa saja boleh mengunjunginya dan mendapatkan maklumat mengenai khidmat ditawarkan.<br /><br /><br />“Tanya saja di kaunter dan pelanggan akan diberi penerangan pakej urut disediakan. Urut tradisional biasa memang ada, tetapi mereka akan mempromosi pakej yang namanya unik dan pelik.<br /><br /><br />“Sekurang-kurangnya tiga teknik disediakan. Ada ‘king massage’ yang menyediakan dua tukang urut sekali gus, badan ke badan, urut tanpa seurat benang dan semua pakej itu boleh diselitkan dengan khidmat urut menggunakan lidah dengan bayaran tambahan,” katanya.<br /><br />Daniel berkata, pemilihan satu daripada pakej berkenaan jika disertakan dengan urutan menggunakan lidah memang ‘berbisa’.<br /><br /><br />“Biasanya saya memilih pakej ‘king massage’ dengan bayaran RM150 sejam. Untuk pakej ini ‘macam-macam’ boleh dilakukan, termasuk teknik ‘lidah berbisa’.<br /><br /><br />“Minta saja pada tukang urut dan bayar lebih sedikit antara RM50 hingga RM70, saya mendapat khidmat berkenaan. Bukan saja jilat, nak suruh gigit pun boleh. Semuanya sekadar mahu memuaskan nafsu,” katanya selamba sambil mengakui pernah juga mencuba teknik badan ke badan dan urut tanpa seurat benang.<br /><br /><br />Seorang lagi kaki urut gay mengatakan, bukan seorang atau dua tukang urut tetapi tidak kurang 10 tukang urut ‘jejaka jambu’ bersedia memberi perkhidmatan pelik dan di luar imaginasi di sebuah pusat urut di sini.<br /><br /><br />“Sepanjang dua tahun saya buat kerja ini (melanggan tukang urut gay), semua boleh buat. Ini kerana tukang urut itu juga bernafsu songsang macam kami dan mereka mementingkan wang,” katanya yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai Zack, 28.<br /><br /><br />Menurut Zack, dia turut menggemari pakej urutan yang disertakan dengan urut menggunakan lidah, namun tidak mahu menceritakan lebih lanjut kerana tidak manis dibicarakan secara terbuka.<br /><br /><br />“Faham-faham sajalah,” katanya.<br /><br />Dia turut memberitahu, sekurang-kurangnya tiga pusat urut gay terkenal di Kuala Lumpur menyediakan khidmat itu.<br /><br /><br />“Pusat urut gay tidak seperti pusat urut biasa. Tukang urut dipilih menerusi album atau gambar disusun di dinding. Beritahu mana yang berkenan pada penjaga kaunter. Kebanyakan tukang urut disediakan berwajah ‘jambu’,” katanya.<br /><br /><br />Berdasarkan maklumat diberi Daniel dan Zack, wartawan Metro Ahad berkunjung ke tiga pusat urut yang sering dikunjungi dua lelaki ‘songsang’ itu dan seperti dimaklumkan dan terbukti, khidmat seperti ‘king massage’, badan ke badan, urut tanpa seurat benang, malah urut menggunakan lidah, memang ditawarkan.<br /><br /><br />“Kalau ambil pakej ‘king massage’, apabila di dalam bilik, terpulang antara awak dengan tukang urut. Urutan ini memang ada ekstra... terpulang, sama ada nak suruh urut pakai lidah pun boleh.<br /><br /><br />“Sama juga dengan urut badan ke badan, urut tanpa seurat benang... bayar lebih boleh urut dengan lidah. Budak-budak itu (tukang urut) memang biasa beri khidmat itu,” kata penjaga kaunter sebuah pusat urut gay.<br /><br /><br />Kunjungan ke dua lagi pusat urut turut mendapat reaksi sama, cuma kaedah memperkenalkan tukang urut berbeza. Ada yang meletakkan gambar tukang urut di album dan ada yang digantung di dinding.<br /><br /><br />Memualkan apabila ‘lelaki jambu’ yang ditawarkan bergambar dalam keadaan tidak berbaju, kononnya seksi.<!--SPOILER DIV--></div><!--SPOILER DIV--><br /><br /> fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Sun, 11 Apr 2010 13:13:40 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1385968 how to get to the unker chikin lice shop? from your review, the lice seem very the gooding.. <br /><br />in before use PM function, but before vacasyun me, this tered is to share with other /k/tards how to enjoy the unker chikin lice. spread to all fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Sat, 10 Apr 2010 09:21:43 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1381099 Are you? Bear in mind, if you do, they may end up as <s>pedo</s> <s>lifeless dotard</s> full time /k/tard like <b>YOU</b>.<br />Or do you plan to raise them in a different manner? fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:02:19 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1380861 why meleis like indon song? our local meleis song not good?<br />why chinis like taiwan song? our local chinis song not good?<br />why indian like hip hop? fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Mon, 05 Apr 2010 21:33:14 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1376514 I has chatted with tits meleis girl i just met. Then we want parted ways, she asking me my phone no. So i has tolded her the numba in my bahasa meleis. she has laughed when i said zero as sifar. i thought is korek, as if like inflasi sifar.. so is 0 is sifar anot? fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:51:49 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1365955 Are you going to admit you are a /k/tarder or tell them you spend most of your time after school go cc play game with other 2&quot;? <br /><br />In before: dad, i am disappoint fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:03:59 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1356932 I see there is a lot of &quot;oil treatment&quot; in the market that claim can clean our engine. Is there any truth in that? If it is, can suggest reputable brand?<br />Thanks <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> fral The Fast &amp; The Furious Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:30:54 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1354242 spent most of your time lurking /k/? fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:31:20 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1354230 Shave or pluck? fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:15:20 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1352664 Hi /k/&#33; So have you ever listened to any song so gay that suddenly make you feel want batseks?? fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:08:09 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1348076 Have you ever saw slow/reckless/careless/ driver in front of you. Then when you overtake the car, you see the driver is WIMMINZ, then automatically you say out &quot;no wonder / patutlaaa&quot;... fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:33:34 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1346163 /k/ say ada wang ada <s>siham</s> ah moi... so where and how do i start? fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:05:22 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1338244 so /k/ tards, is you think /k/ mods doing good jobs? some of the jobs i remember is pay /k/tards go vacasyun, kolos siham tered, and kolos anti-indon tered..<br /><br />do you think open this tered will get paid vacasyun also? or just got kolos, because we cannot express opinion?<br /><br />anyway i suppork /k/mods for doing gooding job so /k/ers wont going overtheboard&#33; fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:08:34 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1332860 Will it happen? fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:13:21 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1327362 One day you haz the sneeze, and as usual you covered with hand. Then check pocket walao eh, do not bring any tissue weiii. So where you lap that snot sticking on your hand (no toilet found)?<br /><br />This do not apply if you never cover your mouth when you sneeze fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Mon, 15 Feb 2010 01:06:49 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1326557 I curious this words has same meaning? My bahasa not nice<br /><br />Nanas - Nenas<br /><br /><br />Keladi - Keledek<br /><br /><br />Siam - Siham<br /><br /> <!--emo&:stars:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:stars:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /><!--endemo--> fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:28:23 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1315604 <!--SPOILER BEGIN--><div class="spoilertop" onClick="openClose('1501a00c01514bdf202e3028bbe91163')" style="font-weight: bold"><u>&raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &laquo;</u></div><div class="spoilermain" id="1501a00c01514bdf202e3028bbe91163" style="display:none"><!--SPOILER END--><img src='http://www.dreamstime.com/dust-bin-thumb7855737.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><!--SPOILER DIV--></div><!--SPOILER DIV--><br /><br />Sila buangkan sampah ke dalam tong sampah yang disediakan.<br /><br />/k/,<br /><br />Sila buangkan _______ ke dalam __________ yang disediakan. fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:14:36 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1312947 How well /k/tards speaking englands? fral The Museum Of Kopitiam Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:16:02 +0800