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Jokes for Adult...

flop_shuvit — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:38:43 +0800

(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone.
A part of me is getting hard already!

(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A Malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... Baby doll
3rd wife.....China doll
2nd wife.....Barbie doll
1st wife..... Panadol !

(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him
"In Dear?"...

(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

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(5) ARAB MAN
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"

(6) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"

(7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy and...
Wife on the cover of "missing persons"

(8) SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

(10) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly. "

(11) VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. Wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.
… and for the football fans

Rejection letter

flop_shuvit — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:10:42 +0800

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

MMHE

flop_shuvit — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:13:06 +0800

Closed

Chiyoda Petrochemicals

flop_shuvit — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:52:58 +0800

Has anyone been working or got friends who are working with Chiyoda Petrochemicals?
Care to share their experience during the interview session or the salary package for junior engineer?
How about the working environment there?
Just got a call from the HR to attend the interview in Pandan Indah.

Music Lesson in JB/Seri Alam

flop_shuvit — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:14:20 +0800

Music lesson for those who are in JB and interested in learning to play guitar....
Plzz contact Mr.Ariffin (Yamaha) at 016-7190013for any enquiries and further details about the class....
A big step ahead to be a professional guitarist with qualifications

Ink Catridge Canon IP1880

flop_shuvit — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:53:24 +0800

Please help me.....
The printer IP1880 cannot detect my black ink....
I've just refill it according to the manual but then it cannot detect..
Is it problem with the catridge and need to buy a new one or anyone here could help me solve the problem?

Help...i need somebody...Help....( Currently printing thesis )

Problem on Project

flop_shuvit — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:42:18 +0800

Here's the thing...my project is to develop automatic car jack ( modify the scissor jack ) powered by cigarette car lighter....

All the materials and stuffs such as power window DC motor, gears ( fabricate ) pinion gear and gear,used scissor jack, adaptor for the cigarette lighter plug in are

But the problem is i kinda blur at the moment on how to assemble all the materials.....

any ideas plzzz...

another thing is where can i find switch for DC motor to rotate clockwise and anti clockwise..

if u guys out there got usefull links regarding my project ( electric/ automatic car jacker ) do please to reply this..
thanksss yaaa