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Dont choose

blankanon — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:38:42 +0800

Once upon a time there was a teacher and his student lay down under the big tree near the big grass area. Then suddenly the student asked the teacher,

Student : Teacher, I'm confused how we find our soul mate. Can you please help me?
Teacher : "Silent for few second, than he answer" Well, it's pretty hard and easy question..
Student : "THINK HARD" Ha???
Teacher : Look on that way, there are a lot of grass there, why don't you walk there but please never walk backward, just walk straight ahead. On your way, try to find a beautiful grass and pick it up then give it to me. But just one.
Student : Well, ok then... wait for me... "Walk straight ahead to the grass field"

A few minutes later...
Student : I'm back..

Teacher : Em, well I don't see any beautiful grass on your hand.
Student : On my journey, I found few beautiful grass, but I thought that I would find a better one, so I didn't pick it up. But I didn't realize that I'm in the end of the field, and I hadn't pick any. Cause you told me not to go back, so I didn't go back.
Teacher : That's what happened in real life.

What is the message of this story?

* Grass --> is people around you
* Beautiful Grass --> is people that attract you
* Grass Field --> is time

In looking for your soul mate, please don't always compare and hope that there will be a better one. By doing that, you'll waste your lifetime, cause remember "Time Never Goes Back".... So try to accept what he/she is.

wat im trying to voice out from tis is dun wait until u find d best,coz when u let d 1 u tot is d best go u cant turn bek,coz time will not wait
wat do u guys tink

Control freak

blankanon — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:43:29 +0800

if after reading tis topic u have more worse condition than me,pls share,i wanna noe im not d only 1 who is suffering
n gals if u have bf tat is oso lidat,pls share 2,mayb we can correct ourselves

its my ex
she was a control freak n unreasonable
cant go yumcha wid GUY frens,if gal more dunid say(coz she say i talk wid them n din reply her msg)
cant go out wid gals,even wid a gang of guys 2gthr
cant go cyber cafe play dota(i duno wat can hapen 2 me if i go oso)
cant dye hair or keep hair(she say later look like bad guy)
cant on msn n chat(later i flirt or wateva she tinks)
cant even reply a farking comment in frenster(although its public n she even hv access to my fs,email,etc) u may say im stupid but if i dun let her access she will say "y cannot,u got sumting 2 hide?" wtf
if 2 close wid a guy then she will say tat guy take away me from her(mean i spend time on my guy than her)
cant late reply her msg(muz reply within 5min,if not she will say u neglect her
muz tell her everyting.even wan bath muz tell her 1st if not she will b waiting

if din reply her she will keep msging tons of msges,all hurtful tings
n if u dun comply wid everyting she request,then tis sentence come out "if u cant change for me then u probably dun love me"
n sumtimes she will resort saying "if not we break up lah"

when my guy frens ask me go yumcha i will juz tell her im going to bed n ask her 2 slip as well,but i nvr went yumcha wid any gals
i nvr went out wid any gal 1on1 or wid guys 2
i go 2 d cyber only when my frens ask(oso lie tat im slippy n go to bed)
din dye hair,din chat in msn,din reply any comments in fs
when im wid a guy fren i will keep on replying her,sumtimes i even lie im not wid guys
i alwiz rpy her msg within a 5min,n if at times i failed,i will find excuses

sumtimes when she argue wid her family,she will find my tiny mistakes n vent her anger
mistakes like rpy slow or y ntg 2 tok anymore,when i try 2 calm her she will juz find ways to make it a bigger matter
n when finally i cant tolerate anymore,we argue n 4 d record..1week cold war,it comes every now n then

i tink 2 state all out is 2 long,but i tink until here oso quite cham already..wat say u?

Toilet Invasion

blankanon — Sat, 03 May 2008 20:30:22 +0800

OMFG tis juz happened+_+
i was pressing my handphone walking towards toilet,didnt look at d sign coz bz wid hp
juz saw a passage like toilet juz enter,u noe nowadays shopping malls design their toilet in a way tat u either passby gals 1st then guys or vice versa?yea..in tis case u guessed it right,it was gals 1st..
surprisingly d gals toilet no1..when i went in n din saw gal ofcoz i dun care la,wan urinate so badly already,sure dun care la
oni got ppl in closed door,so i wudnt noe..i m a guy who goes in a d door than outside
when i urinate until half,i heard sum gals conversation,then i tot is janitory,usually guy toilet got gal janitory come in clean oso wan ma
then i saw IT....SANITARY DISPOSE BIN..i was like tis time die liao,tis time die liao..

when i was inside i remember my supervisor told me a story
coz she was d wan who called d security..
it was a malay guy,she claimed tat while in d toilet she say sumting moving n peeping
she told a gal who is in d toilet as well
then d gal say where got,my supervisor say got..confirm
then d gal was like all hair up liao..
security came n d door was locked,when he came out d security let him go
coz he told them he went into d wrong toilet n was peeping to c if there is any gal so he can go out unnoticed..

remembering tat story,i was nervous,i didnt noe wat 2 do,add on to tat there is a janitory in d gal toilet
i was like wtf im going 2 do,i cant wait here n end up like tat malay guy..i will b terribly accused n mayb go lockup
so i have decided to go out n act went in wrong toilet..
despite got gal outside i juz open d door n step out..

I dont know its pure luck or wat,but listen up..
usually in toilet there is a big mirror tight?
when i stepped out i planned to act shock
but there was a gal,young n gorgeous standing bside looking at d mirror(looking at herself)
when i stepped out i was her n looked at her,but she was facing d mirror
I dont know she saw me in d mirror reflection or not
or mayb she did but didnt feel weird,but since she didnt face me,then i canceled my plan to pretend
at d same time d janitory was wiping d floor n din notice me as well
i juz walked out like tat..mayb god saved me
but after i got out i tot again n was curious..

d gal was facing at d mirror,n d mirror will reflect my image n she will c me
but y no reaction?tis question vry hard 2 answer..unless she was so distracted wid her own reflection she neglected other reflection
most surprising is go in nobody,wan come out nobody saw..even while leaving d toilet no gal enter.
but there was a malay guy who saw me come out from there but by d looks of him,he doesnt seem shocked as well..
wat a WTF experience

pls share

One night stand

blankanon — Sat, 03 May 2008 17:51:29 +0800

once when i was barely 18
met in d net,gave her num 2 me on our 1st chat in msn
checked her profile to find she was hawt
invited me to a party
she told me she wasnt a virgin anymore
overnight in her house
for 2nights,did it morning,noon n night over n over again
hell of a memory

One night stand

blankanon — Sat, 03 May 2008 17:37:53 +0800

i had it when i was barely 18 with a gal i knew from d net
it happened so fast,she add me in msn,!st time chat she gave me her hp num already
i checked out her profile to find tat she is hot n i mean hawt
we juz msged each other n after a week she invited me to a party..she was ofcoz far from where i live
n by tat time i didnt travel much,but i did went,b4 i went i asked her where wud i overnite,she directly said her house(not wid family,but housemates)
i went n after d party we went bek n slept 2gthr,if guys can lose virginity,then tats when i lost it
n when we 1st msged each other she already told me she wasnt virgin
we had hell of a night,by d next morning we did it agn,n in d afternoon as well..
but i didnt prepare condom coz i wasnt expecting tis,but went n bought n used it tat vry nite
so i wudnt say it was juz 1nite,shud say one day stand?lolx