Dirty questions, Smart answers

camaro — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:06:22 +0800

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of
her
students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'

The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!'

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the
boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should
know. The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to
the third-grade. '

Ms Anna says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask
him?' The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'

Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid'?
Boy: 'Coconut'

Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
the boy was taking charge.
Boy: 'Bubblegum'

Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs'?
The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the
answer...
Boy: 'Shake hands'

Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, okay'?
Boy: 'Yep.'

Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'A tent'

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best
man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. He took one large
Vodka
peg.
Boy: 'Wedding Ring'

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me,
you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat
and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it
you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than
on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after
they are married?
Boy: Surname

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins
and loves pumping?
Boy: 'Heart'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher : 'Send
this
boy to Stanford University; I myself got all the answers wrong'.

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