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Thai exposure

gummy88 — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 23:54:18 +0800

Hi, I'm not a frequent lowyat reader so I'm not sure if this has been posted. Sorry if it already has and i'm repeating it....But just to share it.

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Don't think I want to go thailand after seeing this =/

I NEED HELP

gummy88 — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:30:58 +0800

How can i find Penny Tai or Fish Leung agent? or their email adds? or the company record contact?

My supervisor asked me alrdy. how how??

HEEELLLPPPP!!!

What are the chances?

gummy88 — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 22:27:15 +0800

If a Gemini ends up together with a Aquarius, what are the odds?

good or bad? >.<

Chicken set free ^^

gummy88 — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:26:03 +0800

In the past, i asked what kind of chicken is this... today i wanna announce

i've let the chicken go free back to the jungle where it came from, adios ayam serama!

as per topic..

fighting fire with fire

gummy88 — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:12:14 +0800

(1st real life conversation)

(A father is letting five kind make a complete mess of the restaurant. They’re ripping napkins and using it as confetti, breaking chopsticks and screaming their little heads off.)

Me: “Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to tell them to stop doing that. They are disturbing the other customers.”

Father: *beaming* “No.”

Me: “No, as in, no you won’t tell them to stop it?”

Father: *still beaming*“Yes.”

(I have to get back to work at this point and sure enough, the kids keep misbehaving. Several customers complain to me but I have no authority to throw them out. The last to complain is a table with about eight young guys.)

Customer 1: “So there’s nothing you can do about them?”

Me: “I’m so very sorry sir, but no. I can get you a drink from the house to make up for it.”

Customer 2: “No, that won’t do.”

Me: “Well, I can see if I can get you a free desert…”

Customer 2: “Not what I meant. Can’t you get your boss?”

Me: “I’m afraid he’s not in, sir.”

Customer 1: “Well we won’t accept any free stuff. I bet that would come out of your pay.”

Customer 3: Hold on…”

(The customer gets up and the others immediately follow him to the noisy, messy table. They’re now surrounded by eight tall young men who look mighty pissed.)

Customer 3, to the father: “Tell them to stop it.”

Father: *still beaming* “No.”

Customer 1: “You’re upsetting the waitress.”

Father: “Do you guys even work here?”

Customer 1: “No, we’re from that prison up the street. We’re out on parole. Funny coincidence, we all served seven years for kidnapping and murdering a bunch of noisy brats and a jerk who made minimum-wage waitresses cry.”

(At this point the kids become very, very quiet and the other patrons start giggling and staring.)

Father: “You’re lying.”

Customer 4: “Wanna take that chance, buddy?”

(One more lecherous grin was enough to send the whole bunch of misfits scurrying to the exit. My knights in shining armor actually got applause from the other diners and a free meal from me.)

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(2nd real life conversation) - Hotel | Orlando, FL, USA

(I work as a security officer in an upscale hotel near the big theme parks in Orlando. We had gotten a call from one of the rooms complaining about a break-in and theft.)

Me: “Sir, you called security about a break-in? When were you out?”

Customer: “Yeah! We just got back from [theme park[ and somebody broke in here and took all of our used towels and soaps and stuff! Looks like they went through everythin’!”

Me: “Sir? They took your used towels?”

Customer: “We had a buncha towels in the bathroom and a buncha shampoo and soaps are gone too! See?! These ain’t my towels, I know because we had used ours last night and draped `em over the shower curtain to dry! What kind of establishment are y’all runnin’ here?”

(I look around the bathroom–it looked tidy and neat. Clean towels were hanging on the towel rack, new bottles of courtesy soaps and shampoos were put on the bathroom counter.)

Me: “Sir, were these your towels from home? Was anything else taken?”

Customer: “No! We gotta buncha towels with our room and now they’re gone! Ah know because they were wet! Somebody done been in here snoopin’ through our room!”

Me: “Sir… I believe that was housekeeping. They come in, clean up the room, see if you need any fresh towels and give you new–”

(The man begins shouting.)

Customer: “DON’T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! SOMEBODY HAS BEEN IN MY ROOM!”

Me: “Its called ‘Housekeeping.’ They come in and replace any toiletries you use during–”

Customer: “Well I ain’t need no toilet treats! They coulda stole all my stuff!”

Me: “… sir, it was our maids. They come in and clean for you. There is a complimentary safe in your closet. You can lock up anything you don’t want out when our staff–”

Customer: “TELL THEM I DON’T WANT ANYONE IN MY ROOM AND GOIN’ THROUGH ALL MY STUFF! If they do it again, I’m calling the police and having all y’all arrested!”

Me: “Alright, sir…”

(The customer and his family stayed a whole week in the hotel. Evidently he used the same 4 towels the whole time and split a 1 oz bottle of shampoo for 4 people over 6 days.)

Vietnamese idol sing english

gummy88 — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:29:36 +0800

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man gives drawing of spider to settle his debt

gummy88 — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:32:56 +0800

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_ide...its_drawing.php

For future thoughts

gummy88 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:49:09 +0800

Hi everyone,

do u think that love should be base on whether the gf/bf can take care of the gf/bf in the future financially if they plan to get married?

like for example,

having a bf who holds a diploma in a good course but ends up working at lets say, a hawker stall?

just a suggestion. But do u think that love should be base on that? is it worth it knowing that the bf can't guarantee or secure his gf/ lover's future with that kind of job?

If ur lover is like this, what would u do? dump the person? stick to him/her? or how?

ps- just enquiring ya.

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PS- if come here to flame, just get lost k? got no constructive advise, dont open ur pathetic mouth come in here n flame n be the judge. cos i didn't open the topic for pathetic ppl to come n flame.

Grandma Sue & Ah beng

gummy88 — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:56:10 +0800

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam. Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts...

about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

i would just like to ask one thing

gummy88 — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 01:16:27 +0800

does this rule give any count at all in LYN?

Action: Trolling/Flaming. Do not make posts that are inflammatory just to upset people.
Result: Your thread will be closed, your post may be deleted and a warning may be given depending on severity

there's many flamings, even unnecessary ones. i mean... we are just humans. even our posts isn't perfect. Hence ,all this flaming, only discourage people who post.

flame all u want, cos i'm just wondering.

How a REAL Man Carves a Pumpkin

gummy88 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:09:58 +0800

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Cabbie and the businessman

gummy88 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:49:13 +0800

CABBIE AND THE BUSINESSMAN

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

Triplets and Bullets

gummy88 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:50:34 +0800

TRIPLETS AND BULLETS

A man robbing a store was running to escape the cops and unfortunately a pregnant woman gets in the way and he sends 3 shots into her. The robber gets caught down the street by the police and the woman is rushed to hospital and is told by the doctor that even though the 3 bullets entered the womb her triplets are perfectly fine.
So a month passes and the children are born and as the doctor said they were perfectly healthy and nothing out of the normal was visible. So the mother decides to keep the incident with the robber silent.
16 years pass and one day one of the daughters rushes into the kitchen crying and says "i was on the toilet and a bullet came out." The mother then explained what happened to the daughter 16 years ago. The next day the second daughter rushes in and says "I was on the toilet and a bullet came out." The mother then explained again to the second child. The next day her son runs in crying. The mother then says "Let me guess you were on the toilet and a bullet came out." at which the boy replied "No i was playing with myself and i shot the dog."

The 10 Commandments of a Dog

gummy88 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:49:18 +0800

Dog Commandments
I found this stumbling & had to share it. I really enjoyed it.

The 10 Commandments of a Dog

1. Remember BEFORE you adopt me that my life is likely to last 10-15 years

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me. It’s crucial for my well-being.

4. Don’t be angry with me for long, and don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I have only YOU.

5. Talk to me everyday. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand what is in your voice.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Remember that before you hit me that I have teeth that could crush the bones in your hand, but I CHOOSE not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, or been out in the sun too long, or my heart is getting old and weak.

9. Take care of me when I get old. You too will grow old someday.

10. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say “I can’t bear to watch it” or “take him to the back and end it”. EVERYTHING is easier for me if you are there. Any separation from you will be painful for me especially toward the end of my life.

Cheers,
Melissa

~~~

taken from:
http://www.puppy.com.my/forum/Dog_and_Pupp...dments_P315365/

pirated or original?

gummy88 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:54:54 +0800

in anything that involves money. If u wanna buy something, would u go for pirated or original? Why?

discuss

Are you ready for a dog?

gummy88 — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:12:50 +0800

if its tl;dr

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/ready.htm

but

if you have alot of time to read. read on

A dog will do his best to please you and keep you smiling. He will curl up with you when you are feeling down or need some serious relaxation. He won't hold your mistakes against you or prejudge you for your looks, faults or lack of know-how. He'll be your unconditional friend and will play ball with you as long as you wish. He'll forgive you for all your mistakes, never holding them against you later. Sleeping at your feet and loving to please you, he will enjoy just spending time with you. He'll do his best to protect you, because you will be his master.

However, a dog also relies on you for everything- from his food, water, shelter, exercise, grooming, to his companionship, training, veterinary care and protection. Know what you are getting into. Are you prepared to spend the next 10-15 years of your life taking care of your dog? That is about how long your dog will live. Can you afford the added expense of a dog? When you get a dog, it is a life long commitment, and should not be treated like a piece of furniture that you can just "get rid of" when you get tired of it. After all, this dog will be part of your family. Would you get rid of your children because you were tired of them wetting their beds? Are you prepared to accept the fact that dogs are not little humans and invest some time into learning how to properly treat your dog in order to keep him or her balanced? Before you bring a dog into your home, think long and hard. Are you prepared for the responsibility?

The decision to get a dog needs to be carefully thought out. Do you honestly have the time to take care of a dog? What kind of dog should you get? Some people think a dog is a dog. I hear them say they don't care what breed of dog they get. There are many different breeds with many different personalities and needs. Honestly think about it and do your homework. Think about your family as it is right now, and how it will be in the future.

Every family has its own needs, schedule, personality, medical problems, space and time limitations. If you take a good hard look at your family's situation, you can match a dog that will fit into your lives nicely and not just make things more awkward and difficult.

Is anyone in your family allergic to dog hair? Are you bothered by hair on everything from your clothes to your toast? Some breeds are heavy shedders, while others hardly shed at all. Do you have children? Are you going to have children in the next 10-15 years? Do you have friends who visit your home who have children. Some dogs are excellent with children and would be their best friend. Some are only good with children when they are raised with them from puppyhood, while others are very sensitive and may bite your child if they are pestered by him or her. Do you mind holes being dug in your yard? Some dogs like to dig, while others are less likely to dig.
Do you mind hearing a dog bark all the time? Some dogs love to bark and do it all the time, while others are more quiet, barking only when necessary. Do you mind if your dog has a tendency to wander away from home, or would you rather have a dog that would be more likely to stick close to home? Some dogs like to roam. It is in their nature, while others have a strong instinct to stick close to home. Some dogs will kill your cat, while others will be your cat's best friend. Do you have time to exercise your dog?

Some dogs need daily vigorous exercise and you would need to take them out every day for a run and a nice long walk, while others will get enough exercise with a shorter walk and by running around the inside of your house. Some dogs need a job to do or they will become restless, bored, very destructive, and unruly. Other dogs will settle for just a short walk. Some can be highly obedience-trained, while others cannot. Get the point? All breeds of dog are different, and all families are different. Find a dog that fits well into your family, so you and your dog can live in harmony.

While it is important to choose the correct breed for your families lifestyle, it is even more important to understand a dog is a canine, not a human and treat him accordingly. For a clear understanding into a dogs brain check out Cesar Millan (The Dog Whisperer). You will find that any dog can be your worst nightmare, or your best investment, it all depends on the owner and their understanding of the canine and their willingness to give the dog what he truly needs. Cesar is an excellent guide to communicating with, understanding, and controlling your dog.

It's your choice. Do your homework. Research the different kinds of breeds and take a long hard look at your life and don't forget, that cute little puppy does grow up to be an adult dog. Never adopt a puppy, or adult dog solely on looks. If you are looking to adopt a dog, don't forget to visit our Rescue section. There are many great rescue groups and organizations listed who have wonderful homeless dogs, just waiting for someone like you to take them home and love them.

Karangan UPSR

gummy88 — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:05:43 +0800

Sorry bout the "demo". if can't read that chop area, i will type it here for u guys.

a women shaving leg in train

gummy88 — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:51:42 +0800

Don't know if this is funny but i think its worth sharing

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Where to find toy poodle breeder

gummy88 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:07:45 +0800

Hi, i'm interested to buy a male toy poodle.
Trying to buy from breeder, cos my budget is only around rm600 - rm700.
Can anyone recommend to me any breeder who is selling the pups now? Bcos i google and see many ads that r so long ago, the pups sure no more puppies.

Seems there are no recent ads about breeders to sell toy poodle. Anyone know any breeders for toy poodle?

Have any of u seen this before?

gummy88 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:22:46 +0800

http://forums.petfinder.my/showthread.php?t=577

http://forums.petfinder.my/showthread.php?t=790

i cannot believe what i've just seen....