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JB people kam in

qwertyuioped — Sun, 26 Jul 2015 16:36:26 +0800

How do i go to jb ciq from larkin terminal? Which bus should i take?

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Intel I3-4150 gaming rig

qwertyuioped — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 19:35:09 +0800

Item(s):
1. Intel Core I3 4150
2. 4GB DDR3 RAM
3. Asrock H81M-HDS
4. Sapphire Radeon R7 250 1GB DDR5
5. 1TB HDD
6. Generic casing and psu

the pc can handle latest games at medium setting no problem.

Package includes: CPU only. Not selling separately.

Price: Offer me. No lowballer pls.

Warranty: Balance from manufacturer. Will hand you the receipt. All working fine as the date of posting

Dealing method: COD only area KL,Pandan Indah.

Location of seller: Pandan Indah.

Contact method/details: PM

Age of item: <3 months.

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Item(s) conditions: 9/10

Picture: Will upload later.

Reason for sale: Urgent sale.

Help with Graphic card installation.

qwertyuioped — Fri, 09 Jan 2015 12:31:05 +0800

Hi guys, yesterday bought new rig and installed cpu ram mobo gc and everything. installed win 8 on it and all the drivers except for the amd driver for my r7 250. i downloaded the AMD Catalyst from amd website and try to install it but failed.
I checked on device manager but my r7 250 is not detected. As of now im running on onboard video. I already select pci-e graphic as primary and power to pci-e is on. But still not detected. Not sure if mobo faulty or gc faulty.
When i try to boot with the graphic card on, i notice the graphic card fan spin only on boot up only after that straight off. I dont know what to do now.

My specs are :

core i3 4150
gskill 1600mhz ram
asrock h81m-hds
sapphire r7 250w
avf 500w psu

help please sifu.

Diploma to degree in different field

qwertyuioped — Sat, 23 Aug 2014 20:17:54 +0800

Guys need some advice here. already posted in EE but macam no reply. So just trying here.

I already graduated with diploma in mechanical engineering from TARC. During my study i decided mechanical engineering is not for me eventhough i graduated with quite a decent pointer. I am keen on doing programming and I was thinking to maybe get a degree in software engineering or something related.
My question is, is it possible for me to use my diploma in mechanical engineering to get into software engineering course? I'm willing to start from year one. I just don't want to waste my time retaking another diploma or foundation for that matter because im almost 21 already. Anybody have experience in this kind of situation?

Diploma to degree in different field

qwertyuioped — Sat, 23 Aug 2014 16:21:35 +0800

Hi guys, I already graduated with diploma in mechanical engineering from TARC. During my study i decided mechanical engineering is not for me eventhough i graduated with quite a decent pointer. I am keen on doing programming and I was thinking to maybe get a degree in software engineering or something related.
My question is, is it possible for me to use my diploma in mechanical engineering to get into software engineering course? I'm willing to start from year one. I just don't want to waste my time retaking another diploma or foundation for that matter because im almost 21 already. Anybody have experience in this kind of situation?

Help with differential equations.

qwertyuioped — Sat, 20 Jul 2013 22:37:03 +0800

Help please, been flipping examples books for the past hours and yet nothing.

QUOTE

Water flows in a rectangular tank with base area A at a constant rate of n units of volume per unit time. Water flows out of the tank through a hole at the bottom at a rate which is proportional to the square root of depth of water in the tank. It is found that the when depth is h, the level of water remain constant. Initially the tank is filled to a depth of 4h. Obtain a differentianl equations for the depth z at time t.

this is what i did so far(im not exactly sure what im doing... T_T) , please guide me in getting the answers:

dV/dt = k√(z)

z(0) = 4h
z(1)=h

[1/√(z)](dV/dt) =k
[1/√(z)] dV =k dt
integrate both sides,
ln √(z) + C = kt + C

i dont know what happens after this.. help

/k/ what do you do when..

qwertyuioped — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:58:19 +0800

ok guys, this is my first thread in k. I wanna ask what do you do when you run out of things to say to ur gf? I texted this one girl for like almost everyday for few months edi. But now suddenly dont know what to talk anymore. It feels realllly awkard when the conversation pauses. Help.

In b4 c&c belok kiri

Pregnant with my child

qwertyuioped — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 09:40:17 +0800

An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling.

"I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season.

But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM !

The beaver drops dead in front of him.

"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver."

The Doctor says, "My point exactly."

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh

qwertyuioped — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 09:32:48 +0800

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.""Okay then," said Fred, a big man almost 60 years old, as he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. It's length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied. She ran out of the room.

Saying the right thing, at the right time

qwertyuioped — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 09:31:48 +0800

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

Incest

qwertyuioped — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:26:56 +0800

Seorang bapak memanggil anak gadisnya masuk kedalam bilik. Dialog dia lebih kurang macam ni la...

Bapak : Bedah, mai sini sat. Bapak nak tunjuk sesuatu ni.
Bedah : Ya bapak, ada apa?
Bapak : Mai masuk dalam bilik pastu tolong tutup semua tirai tingkap.
Bedah : Apa???!!! (isk? bapak aku ni? lain macam jerr)
Bapak : Dengar tak bapak kata.....
Bedah : Ya bapak, Bedah dengar... cuma Bedah tak percaya apa yang bapak kata ni.
Bapak : Betulll. Bapak suruh hang masuk dalam bilik pastu tutup semua tingkap. Bedah pun dalam ragu-ragu tu, dia ikut jugak la apa yang bapak dia suruh. Sambil tu dok pikir gak laa... apa la bapak dia nak buat, dah la kat rumah.

Bapak : Okeh... mai duduk sebelah bapak. Heh? heh...
Bedah : Eh!!! bapak, Bedah kena keluar dari bilik ni. Sat lagi mak balik...abis aaaa.
Bapak : Tak payah risau... mai duduk sini cepat!!!! Jangan bagi bapak berkasar. Bedah pun terpaksa la duduk jugak... hati dia takleh cakap laa... berdebar giler ahhh. Dalam kepala dok terbayang jadi apa la nanti kat dia.

Bapak : Cantikkk!!! Yiihaaa. Astalavista bebeh. Okeh, mai masuk dalam selimut bapak plak.
Bedah : Apa???!!!
Bapak : Masuk la cepat!!! Dok cakap banyak pulak. Bapak ikat mulut tu karang aaa.
Bedah : Bapak...Bedah takut laaa. (nak nangis)
Bapak : Bedah, tengok ni
Bedah tak sanggup nak tengok... dia pejamkan mata. Dia tahu, bapak dia dok buang tebiat. Bapak dia dah gila. Kiranya, bapak dia tunjuk tu konon-konon nak intro dulu ler tu. Tapi dalam hati, Bedah teringin gak la nak tengok. Dia pun bukak la mata sikit.

Bapak : Cantik tak jam G-Shock baru bapak ni. Dia ader cahaya bila gelap. Mahal nih!!! Dah, pegi keluar.

I Tell You No Pork

qwertyuioped — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:44:32 +0800

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Srowpork indeed.

Jews

qwertyuioped — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:12:00 +0800

copy pasta:

Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns
to his trusted staff, ‘I want you to organise the
execution of 10 000 Jews and two hedgehogs’.
Everyone looks around the table and after a
long silence Goering pipes up, ‘Mein Führer,
why do you want to kill two hedgehogs?’.
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table,
‘You see, no one cares about the Jews’.

Why did Elton John sing at Princess Diana’s funeral?
Because he was the only queen that gave a f***.

How did Stevie Wonder burn his ear?
The phone rang and he answered the iron.

What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was bad?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?
A Mercedes will reach 40.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.

What’s the difference between a washing machine and a 15-year-old girl?
The washing machine won’t follow you around for
two weeks after you drop a load in it.

How did the Red Sea get its name?
Cleopatra used to bathe there periodically.

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about was legs, breasts and thighs.

Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms?
He has holes in his hands.

The pizza delivery man hands the Buddhist the
pizza, who pays with a £20 note. The delivery
man starts to walk away, when the Buddhist
stops him and asks for his change. The delivery
man replies, ‘Change comes from within’.

Why don’t black people dream?
The last one who had a dream got shot.

How do you get a Granny to shout ‘****!’?
Get another one to shout ‘Bingo’.

Hear about the back-street abortionist whose business folded?
His ferret died.

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.

Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins !

Q. What do Disney World & <removed> have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.

Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!

Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.

Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.

Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.

Aussies bans small breast

qwertyuioped — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:24:25 +0800

trying to post something in /k/

QUOTE

Australia bans small breasts
January 27, 2010 – 11:41 pm

The Australian Sex Party (ASP) said Wednesday that the Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it.

ASP’s Fiona Patten writes on her party’s website that they are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup breast size:

“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year. Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”

Patten writes that such bans may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions “but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late”

How can this be happening

The National Classification Code dictates that anything that describes or depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged in sexual activity or not) in a way that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult is Refused Classification.

State Crime Acts are also similar. Victoria’s Criminal Code includes the ‘or appears to be’ clause in its definition of child pornography and it doesn’t need to cause offence to a reasonable adult for it to be illegal.

Even if you are 18 years old but you look younger, taking a photograph of your breasts and uploading it to the Internet could land you or someone you know in serious trouble.

Keep in mind it’s highly unlikely that a naked photograph of a 30, 40 or 50 year old woman with small breasts would ‘appear’ to be child pornography on the basis of her breast size alone. Small breasts do not automatically mean something will be banned or is illegal................................

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sos

lower eyelid swollen

qwertyuioped — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:06:57 +0800

just now i think something bite my right eye(moskito i tink).now it swell already.anyone have experience with this kinda problem b4?how to cure?will it be gone in few hours?if not i cannot go out tomorrow

i tried to put ice on it.izit a good idea?

I Sprain/Strain my neck during sleep.

qwertyuioped — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:55:17 +0800

This morning I woke up and i tried to writhing(menggeliat) .Then suddenly i heard "prack" .And I ithink it 's from my neck.Now i couldnt move/turn my head to the right.I had this b4 but this one is abit different cause gt "prack" sound.What should i do.?Any helps?Not usre wether it just a normal Sprain/strain or something broken inside.(lol)

Sorry me English very2 bad.(didnt pas English in exam.)Thx

Help!linux drivers....

qwertyuioped — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:21:19 +0800

Last night,i installed ubuntu on my PC.so now i wanted to install graphic driver for my ubuntu.i downloaded driver that is "sis_drv
_i386.tar.bz2".i double click it nothing happen.how to install it?this is my 1st time on linux.totally 100% noob in linux.so any1 can help me?pls....

GeekPorn

qwertyuioped — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:20:58 +0800

i lol'd.sry if repost or not funnny.
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upload copyrighted materials on internet(youtube)

qwertyuioped — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:11:14 +0800

recently i uploaded a movie on youtube.after a few days i gt this (ss).Is there any chance i getting sued? if yes, i gonna delete it so soon........
one more question,does youtube can trace where we live?