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rbntr — Tue, 27 May 2014 12:22:09 +0800

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OFFICE FURNITURE CLEARANCE

rbntr — Tue, 27 May 2014 12:20:09 +0800

Tomboy

rbntr — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:13:52 +0800

I don't know if this topic has been discussed before, but do share your experiences, if you had a tomboy girlfriend or currently dating one. The plus and minuses and the effect it gives to you

Girlfriend wants you to drink...

rbntr — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 09:50:18 +0800

As the topic above, let's say you're not into alcohol and you want to remain that way ( preference/ health) issues, but your girlfriend thinks you should drink to fit into her family and our circle of friends who are occasional drinkers and also heavy drinkers Her reason maybe that she feels you can bond better with them and appear fun to their eyes and not a c**kblock. What should you do?

Should I let her go?

rbntr — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 10:22:44 +0800

I am here for an advice seeing that I'm at work most of the time so the best place I could turn to is here

The thing is:

I'm in a relationship with B for ten months now. This is my first girlfriend and I believe that she is meant for me, because I don't get attracted that easily. B's had quite a bunch of past relationships but that didn't really mattered, for I know that she is with me now.

Recently, she has gone quiet and I know her well enough that she is hiding something from me. I asked her what's up with her, if there are any problems or what but she said no.

Then she opened up her issues yesterday to me. Here it goes:

There used to be a guy, I'll name him V.
V had a crush on her few years, but she told me she never had any feelings for him, just thought of him as a good friend.
Once, V even tried to force her into having this relationship with him, but she still didn't want to. This turned out to be ugly and he went on a tirade of abuse in Facebook, calling her a b*tch and judging her on every status, but still she chose to keep him as a friend on Facebook Even I don't know why.

But V is good friends with her sister, so last week V and B's sister planned to meet up at B's place la, and when he was there B also happened to join the two and went out and all, bird park, etc.

After that was over, B told me that she chatted online with V few days ago, just to patch up the bad stuffs that happened between B and V. She told me that she wants to forget and move on since B's sister is very close to him and she didn't want it to be awkward if they happened to meet again.
V then told her that he still has feelings for B and it is getting stronger, and V couldn't think of anyone else but B.

B went on further in telling me that V is getting a pet cat soon, worth 3k just because B loves cats. Oh and by the way, B hates cats but he still wants to la. I wonder why.... lol

Finally, B is telling me that she feels sympathetic for V for the things he is doing, but no matter what he does, it is not making B to feel for him. She only has feelings for me, she said. I then tested her by asking this, that do you feel more sympathetic for me or B, she didn't answered. How does that respond to me?

I even asked her to tell V that she is seeing someone (ME), but she said she doesn't want to tell him, saying that she don't wanna hurt his feelings even more, then again where is my feelings?

After all is said and done, she is still insisting that she only loves me, and nobody else, I do too, but it's the last thing I wanna hear with work being so hectic, maybe it's just me, or maybe I am not looking at the clear picture.

What should I do?

Filming techniques online

rbntr — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 21:22:24 +0800

I don't know if this is the right thread to post but could anyone give me useful sites or at least decent videos on YouTube in film making? I know i sound kinda cheapo here but i want to learn some basics before i pursue it further... so your feedback is appreciated

Neighbour's pressure

rbntr — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:47:44 +0800

Here's the thing, my family has been having a mongrel puppy for a year now. I lived away from them and do visit them at times. The dog is quite mischievous, but hasn't harmed any outsiders. The only thing that this fella does is to bark. I mean like BARK so loud at times. We've tried many ways to control this but failed. The neighbour that lives next door has three boys ranging from the age of 4-10 years. The dog barks at them a lot, since they once tried to lodge a stick into it's eyes when it was very young. I'm thinking that the puppy is having a grudge or somewhat. So to make matters worse, the neighbour has not even once tried to control their children's manners. Maybe it's because they have plenty of cars and we have only one... i don't know. Now when there's school holidays...each kid is given that old skool toy gun...the one which you put in a red roll and shoot with. The kids play this all the time. It is all right if they're playing in their compound, but they would play on purpose if my dogs starts to bark, the louder the dog barks, the more they shoot those stuff... I don't know what to do in this situation, should i confront their parents and tell them off or what? My parents even thought of sending the dog away, but the puppy is so attached to us i'm afraid he would not survive... Please give me your opinions on what should i do... i am going nuts thinking about this.

Age Old Question

rbntr — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 15:40:49 +0800

An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time. They decide it's finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they go out to dinner and talk about how their marriage might work. They discuss finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the man broaches the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asks, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently," replies the old lady.
The old gentleman sits quietly for a moment, adjusts his glasses, leans over towards her and whispers: "Is that one word or two?"

English Lesson

rbntr — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 15:37:20 +0800

A missionary suddenly realizes that the one thing he hasn't yet taught the natives he serves is how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the jungle. He points to a tree and says to the chief: "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts: "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the missionary points to a rock and says: "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts: "Rock."
The missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.
As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of the natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. Flustered, the missionary quickly says to the chief: "Riding a bike." The chief looks at the preoccupied couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other.
"How could you kill these people in cold blood that way?" he demands.
"My bike," the chief replies.

Mom is the word.

rbntr — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 00:28:47 +0800

One day, Little Johnny hears a noise and peeks into his parent's room to check it out. He finds his mom bent over the dresser with his dad going at it behind her. His dad sees and winks as Johnny closes the door.
After finishing, his dad goes to check on Johnny. He finds Grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yells, “What are you doing?”
Johnny replies: “It’s not so funny when it’s your mom, is it?”

Opening Night

rbntr — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:32:38 +0800

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says: "How bad is it, Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."
"I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight,” the doctor replies: “It should be OK next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl and proceeds to get married. On his honeymoon night in the hotel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he had seen them and she says: "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."
Not to be outdone, he whips down his pants and says: "Look at this, baby, it's still in the crate!"

Embarrassing Question

rbntr — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:23:12 +0800

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask: "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask: "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says: "There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?"

Dalam 10 Cakap 1 Nombor

rbntr — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 16:24:12 +0800

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Stamp It Out

rbntr — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 01:26:25 +0800

A father and son are walking in a field when the son stands on a butterfly.
“No butter for you for a week,” says the dad.
Later, the son stands on a honeybee.
“No honey for you for a week,” says the dad.
That evening the boy's mother stands on a cockroach and the boy turns to his dad and says: “Should I tell her or do you want to?”

Wrong Bus

rbntr — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 01:21:21 +0800

A drunk man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says: "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts: "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

Best Vintage Synthesizer

rbntr — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 00:04:15 +0800

In your opinion, what is the best vintage synth? Doesn't matter what brand it's from or it's analog or not ...do give your view on this topic...

Online Ad

rbntr — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 23:43:26 +0800

A girls puts an ad online requesting a man who won't hit her or leave her and is a great lover.

A few days later her doorbell rings and she finds a man with no arms and no legs.

He says to her, "I have no arms, so I can't hit you, and I have no legs, so I can't run."

She responds, "But the last part..."

He grins and says, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Redneck Logic

rbntr — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:46:43 +0800

Two rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer. Larry turns to Doug and says: “I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes.” Doug thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. “Logic,” Larry says: “What's that?”
The dean says: “I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”
“Yeah,” Larry replies.
“Then, logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard,” the Dean explains.
“That's true, I do have a yard,” Larry says.
“I'm not done,” the Dean says: “Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.”
“Yes, I do have a house,” Larry says.
“And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family,” the Dean continues.
“Yes, I have a family,” Larry replies.
“I'm not done yet,” the Dean says: “Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.”
“I am a heterosexual!” Larry exclaims: “That's amazing. You were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.”
Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug that he signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
“Logic?” Doug says: “What's that?”
Larry says: “I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?”
“No,” Doug replies.
“Then you're a queer!”

Lesson in pre-school

rbntr — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 15:13:31 +0800

The lesson is about shapes and colours, so the teacher decide to play a guessing game with her 3 year old pupils.
She held something behind her back and asked,
"I have something behind me, and i want you students to guess what it is i'm holding to. It's something you eat, it is round and red in colour..."
One of the students answered,
"It's an apple!"
"No,it's not an apple, but a tomato. But i like the way you think.." said the teacher.
Again she held another object behind and asked,
"This is also something you would eat, it's green and round at the bottom of it..."
Another student answered,
"It's a pear!"
"Wrong again children, it's actually an onion, but i like the way you think." said the teacher.
Suddenly, Jimmy from the class raised his hand and asked the teacher,
"Teacher, i have something under my desk, it is an inch long, and has a red tip..."
The teacher was clearly embarrassed by the question, and scolded Jimmy.
"Jimmy, It is very bad of you to ask me such a question! Get out of my class now!"
Jimmy replied,
"But teacher, the truth is i have a pencil under my desk. But i like the way you're thinking."

(WTA) Graffiti Question

rbntr — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 01:48:44 +0800

Where can i find proper caps/spray can tips for tagging... like the ones u hv bulk in US...i can't afford to buy caps there so i was wondering if anyone knows a proper store for graffiti supplies here. TQ.