Having a bad day?

choongal — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:51:58 +0800

*Things Got Ya Down?** **

Well Then, Consider These .

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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died

in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am ,

regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had

something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve

the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am

Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to

investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am. ,

all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside

the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon

was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer

books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-

time Sunday sweeper , ent ered the ward and unplugged the life

support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

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Still Having a Bad Day????**

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the

Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Al aska was $80,000.00.

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively

saved animals were being released back into the wild

amid cheers and applause from onlookers. **

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A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

**Still think you are having a Bad Day???? **

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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen

shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,

with some kind of wire running from his waist towards

the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from

the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy

plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. **

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Up to that moment, he had been happily listening

to his Walkman.

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Are Ya OK Now? - No?***

*Two animal rights defenders were protesting

the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse

in **Bonn** , Germany** .. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs

broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,

stampeding madly.**

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**The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.***

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**What?!? STILL having a Bad Day???? **

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage

on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender'

stamped on it.**

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Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was

blown to bits. God is Good!

**There now, Feeling Better?***

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choongal — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:59:41 +0800

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choongal — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:38:22 +0800

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