http://forum.lowyat.net/ Wed, 01 Jul 2026 14:32:26 +0800 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/623604 I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.<br /><br />Got a call center in Pakistan.<br /><br />I told them I was suicidal.<br /><br />They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. jasonwoo Jokes Heaven Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:23:42 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/614657 So you were supposed to mail that letter, but it slipped your mind somehow. You tell her you did it anyway, thinking what&#39;s the difference you&#39;ll do it tomorrow anyway.<br /><br />You just had your 1st kiss. Of course it was nice. But everyone knows that&#39;s not always the case.<br /><br />And who could forget the &quot;Does this dress make me look fat?&quot; moments?<br /><br /><br />How would you feel if you knew your honey wasn&#39;t being completely honest with you. I&#39;m talking about the white lies, the non-threatening, inconsequential stuff. We already know that tall tales = trouble. But what about the little fibs?<br /><br />By the way, nice forum you guys have going on here (another white lie?) <!--emo&:thumbs:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbup.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbup.gif' /><!--endemo--> jasonwoo Cupid&#39;s Corner Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:54:36 +0800