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Anyone in tmn tun supposed to trade for RM8400

herrkolisch — Sun, 30 May 2021 16:43:56 +0800

So I was browsing with my alt on Facebook to hurl abuses on people for every silly thing they do. I landed on a post in a job group where someone in the Philippines was looking for a Malaysian to pose as him during a meetup where he'll be sending in items first before the money transfer takes place. He promised $240/RM1000, to be deducted once I've received payment.

He later asked me to pose with my identity card, which I was willing to do just before he sends it, and at my insistence, only after I met the buyer to clarify that no simultaneous trade was about to take place. Only item goes to him, then money transferred.

But he wanted it before any meeting. Means he could even be using it as proof of identification for a trade before I get there. And all I end up with is a bad name (I don't even play Dora 2)

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How long will I get for assaulting a person

herrkolisch — Thu, 20 May 2021 22:46:06 +0800

Tomorrow someone's going to have his face reconstructed for insulting my family members. At most for facial injuries and broken ribs? In jail. Threatening to beat a pregnant person in my family too (what a guy he is). His mother just gave me her blessings as she was threatened as well.

Next big scam: wangharian.com

herrkolisch — Tue, 16 Mar 2021 19:18:12 +0800

don't say nobody warned them. so easy kena tipu. the early birds probably have a chance to break even. but once they find it hard to get new deposits, they'll lari.

This is a fkin obvious scam

1% per day returns is just crazy.

if I'm in the police force waiting for my next break, I'll have the information of everyone involved at my fingertips.

red flags not just at the daily returns, but also the need to keep finding new blood. not only the daily returns are unrealistic, the cost they need to keep this running, affiliation programs, and once they run out of people to deposit in this country, ciao. oh, and all the money they said is transferred to some unknown country so if they just cabut, you definitely lose everything. and the site clearly says they're just handlers (so in the event they get caught, they're supposed to be just small fry).

Kononnya hundreds of traders are investing their money online on cfd.

locked until the day it happens.

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Unrealistic returns

Not only do scams offer you “guaranteed” profits, they also promise unrealistic numbers. How do you know if something is unrealistic or not? From the looks like it, most people have absolutely no idea. The Securities Commission of Malaysia ran a survey in 2018 with some insane results:

“…investors perceive that an annual return of 12.4% is considered low, 24% as medium and 42.9% as high.”

To put this into perspective, if you consistently earned 12.4% profits every year (what many Malaysians consider low), you would already be considered a “great investor.” As in, you could become a professional money manager, people would pay you disgraceful amounts of money, and your smug face would regularly appear in newspaper columns.

Earn 24% returns annually, and you’re already better than world-famous Warren Buffett and many other “greatest investors” of all time. Make 42.9% a year, and all the greatest investors of all time would be sitting at your feet, trying to learn from you.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.imoney.my/...t-is-a-scam/amp

Thread within a thread

herrkolisch — Fri, 12 Feb 2021 00:38:42 +0800

Happened less than an hour ago. 11.54pm Feb 11 to be exact. While I can say I absolutely remember every single detail, I admit copy pasting does help.

It began when I finished going through the tenth job ad website today. I was about to go to bed but crawled into /k thinking how does one person make a beeline towards the bathroom? Were there multiple afterimages or simply a drunk group of men humping each other as they walked in a line to the bathroom to clean themselves up forgetting that they're different people? So, I'll describe the most pointless things I did. I scratched my back, sat down, cross legged, tilted my head 20 degrees upwards so that I can look downwards, with my eyes, 20 degrees as well, to stare at the screen. I told myself what I was going to do. Me, go play phone. Me, go bed later. Yea, like I needed to have different departments within me to operate. I felt like the old government agencies back when getting your identity card took like a week. Not long after, it was a few minutes after I read some long-ass thread that I decided to tell /k I read someone's long-ass thread and I'd like to talk about it. Of course everyone's gonna make fun of me. Then suddenly...

*Kaboom*

*Pretty*

Loud fireworks outside and a farting noise because I took that opportunity to pass gas while it's still noisy outside although there's nobody around yet I felt that I didn't feel a sense of privacy like teenagers jacking off as their moms keep barging in, always at that moment. But couldn't they have just fkin locked the door? Or maybe they're confused thinking it a dream as their moms keep rushing in? And must they really go through a discourse with themselves and write about their moms barging in, starting with playing with their phones, telling themselves to do this and that before that. Then questioning themselves: you awake or are you not, are you stupid or are you not? Then you tell yourself you're woke like Miley Cyrus, still in her indescribable reality, while you're rooted because the thread was a long-ass one. Mom am I awake or am I asleep. Was I asleep? Mom? Then she smacked you because it was a dumb question.

Right after reading that long-ass, pointless thread, I am absolutely certain reality means we don't go spending time reading about someone saying being awake and asleep can be so far and so close, because when you're fucking sleeping your fucking thread won't crop up in /k.

So keep on going on with

Am I awake
Am I sleeping
Wait I will write I played with my phone, before I get to things
Oh I'm awake
Because this long-ass thread is here

Wtb> i5 old gen laptop

herrkolisch — Wed, 03 Feb 2021 22:52:56 +0800

Item(s): used i5 laptop, old gen

Package includes: webcam/something that school kids find good enough for their lessons

Price: (!!!NOTICE!!!: Sellers are required to display the exact selling prices of their products. Failure to do so will result in the deletion of the topic)

Warranty: with or without

Dealing method: cod

Location: klang valley/puchong/pj/pudu

Contact method/details:pm (then I could give her phone number a after looking at the specs. It's important that it's good enough for her schoolkids).
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Item(s) conditions:used

Picture:

Reason for buying: old colleague friend who isn't it savvy asking me to look for laptop for one of her school kids. they need it for school and one of them has a tab which isn't so good. another son was using a worked up phone. she'd prefer a laptop so they could at least see their lessons clearer. there are a couple listed in a few websites and apps, 1 being generously specced and cost a fortune when it was once out (dell e6220), and another a so-so brand but not such a pushover some (hitachi flora se210), but both have asking prices of 500 which she couldn't afford. she doesn't earn much so she'd like something priced around 400. as I talked to a few resellers, they have been profiting by buying for less, and selling for much more. they advised me to search for one by posting instead of searching for posts.

Martial arts/mma gym

herrkolisch — Tue, 26 Jan 2021 19:27:41 +0800

Hi,

Before I've only learned Karate and boxing in school. It never was any interesting. Lately with time in our hand and with less work because of the MCO I am wondering if there are still ways gyms still help out people wanting to keep fit. I've tried a little MMA but I'm interested learning more about improving my grappling. Do jiujitsu or mma gyms still have trainers available for consultation during MCO? Kl area.

thanks.

I did it

herrkolisch — Sat, 23 May 2020 02:32:39 +0800

https://m.imgur.com/a/Xc7dE1B

There is no way I'm gonna look like that on the first day of Raya. My weapons: gunting kertas and small sikat.

Before and after pictures there. But I can't show you the back because it's ugly. At least if I wear hair cream/gel the bad hairdressing skills tak nampak sangat nanti.

Edit: just wanna let it out. not wanna kuda. bye.

Need someone to buy ticket on Skyscanner (Online)

herrkolisch — Thu, 04 Jul 2019 13:27:22 +0800

Opening second maybank savings account

Closed

herrkolisch — Sun, 23 Sep 2018 01:08:42 +0800

Item reserved.

Ask anything here

herrkolisch — Thu, 11 Jun 2015 19:43:31 +0800

I will not answer. Instead you tag the person you want to answer here (except me).

Example: why ts pandan? [@name here]

Can maybank accounts receive cimb cheques

herrkolisch — Thu, 11 Jun 2015 13:06:17 +0800

Hi, just want to confirm about something. Someone wanted to make a payment to me using a cimb issued cheque and deposit it to my Maybank account (which I think is possible). Then the person mentioned my account was inactive when I use it to make transactions almost daily. What are the steps used if they have to do such a thing? I need to make sure I sound like I know what I'm talking about when I go confront the person.

ok

herrkolisch — Mon, 25 May 2015 15:33:47 +0800

resolved. thx

NYPD cops fail to arrest a 14-year-old girl

herrkolisch — Wed, 20 May 2015 20:43:11 +0800

A case worthy of respect has happened in New York. The community prevented two undercover NYPD officers from arresting a 14-year-old girl.

A 7-year-old child accompanied with a girl pushed a button on a police call box, according to the witnesses. The cops grabbed the child and were trying to arrest the elder girl.

A dramatic turn took place as the angry community approached the officer and claimed that he had no business laying his hands on a 14-year-old child. A woman bravely defended the child's rights without backing down, adamantly demanding the officer's names and drilling it into the teenagers that they needed to tell their parents what the officers did.

The cop didn't manage to snatch the teenager and had to leave.

The video was shot by Michael Barber one of the Copwatch Patrol Unit members.

[YOUTUBE]M9FQP-8OAJE[/YOUTUBE]

Wish our people would also stand up in force to twisted/corrupt cops like this.

Is it possible for M2U instant transfer to be fake

herrkolisch — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 15:11:19 +0800

So a person tranferred to an account via maybank2u.com, thing is I gave the wrong acc number which is someone I've been dealing with before. I've got in touch with the one witholding the funds said that he has to keep it in his account for a few days in case it is fake money before returning it to me.

Is there any reason for him to withold it? Can I pursue legal actions for any delay because I will be inconvenienced by this.

Maybank2u down

herrkolisch — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 09:21:32 +0800

Anyone knows what happened? Susah la wanna drag my ass out to pay bills... TAC also last few days so slow.

Playing with pukki

herrkolisch — Sat, 31 Aug 2013 23:35:21 +0800

Celtic sign Teemu Pukki from Schalke on four-year deal

Celtic have signed Finland striker Teemu Pukki on a four-year contract.

The 23-year-old joins the Scottish champions from German side Schalke, who he joined in 2011, having previously featured for Sevilla and Helsinki.

"This is a big opportunity for me and I'm really happy to be here," said Pukki. "It's my job to score goals and I want to show them I can do it.

"I want to win the championship and it'll be great to play in the Champions League. It will be a great experience."
Pukki has scored six goals in his 24 international appearances.

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10 things to know about Malaysia

herrkolisch — Thu, 09 May 2013 05:13:20 +0800

http://www.nba.com/celtics/dancers/bios/da...3_malaysia.html

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Would people name their daughters Singapore, Brunei and Indonesia in the future?

30/4 Patch Notes

herrkolisch — Wed, 01 May 2013 02:47:55 +0800

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Confusion in WvW nerfed 30/4

herrkolisch — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:07:47 +0800

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Free Trial Weekend! Try GW2 this weekend!

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