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Real or chop?

micpling — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 20:06:35 +0800

From insta/twitter. Said to be taken at rumah kongsi pekerja tapak pembinaan. @bongkersz

I think chop.

Obama is on Reddit AMA

micpling — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 07:34:48 +0800

"Hi, I’m Barack Obama, President of the United States. Ask me anything. I’ll be taking your questions for half an hour starting at about 4:30 ET.
Proof it's me: https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/2409...350968320"

SOS reddit

I wonder if our PM Najib would do the same, maybe not on reddit, our LYN?

Wanita MGIM

micpling — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 07:57:04 +0800

Miss Global International Malaysia

Angelia Tan Chooi Koon (Selangor)

Chew Ka Yan (Kota Kinabalu)

Cookies Yap Shee Khee (Melaka)

Evarrinder Kaur (Kuala Lumpur)

Freda Foong Yee Ling (KL)

Carol Fung Pin Ren (KL)

Jane Ho Yee (Kota Kinabalu)

Mandy Lim Siok Kien (Miri)

moar sos

Man’s body mysteriously vanishes

micpling — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:43:11 +0800

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KUCHING: The body of a man buried in an earth plot weeks before Christmas Day has apparently vanished mysteriously.
The deceased, a Sabahan married to a local, was originally laid to rest at the Roman Catholic burial ground near Kampung Bratan in Penrissen after his sudden death recently.
Villagers told The Borneo Post that the man, believed to be in his 30s, had collapsed during the burial of his mother-in-law sometime last month and was buried at the same cemetery two days later.
However, to everyone’s shock, his remains vanished mysteriously a few days after burial.
A report on the disappearance of the body was made at the Kota Padawan police station on Monday.
According to his widow’s relatives, the mystery came to light when church members, who attended a prayer service last Sunday, realised that earth covering the man’s grave had been flattened.
Initially they thought the earth could have been washed away when the burial ground was flooded to above waist-level on Dec 26.

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There has been no clear explanation as to how the remains suddenly disappeared because the coffin and its cover were still intact, although there has been speculation that his body could have been exhumed shortly after burial and taken back to Sabah by his relatives.
However, this theory is unsupported because moving the body, either by land or air, would have required official documentation.
Moreover, the burial ground is visible from the road and any attempt to exhume the body would have been noticed.
All this has made the case of the missing body even more mysterious, with some believing it could have been a supernatural act.

Sos

So what do you guys think?

Kenalan wanita ugut sebar video

micpling — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 07:28:41 +0800

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KUALA LUMPUR: Seorang penganalisis teknologi maklumat berusia 31 tahun trauma selepas perkenalannya dengan seorang wanita di laman sembang sosial berakhir ugutan untuk menyebarkan video kurang sopan mangsa di rumahnya di Taman Danau Desa, di sini, Jumaat lalu.

Menurut sumber, dalam kejadian jam 6 petang itu, mangsa yang melayari Internet menerima satu mesej daripada seorang wanita yang ingin berkenalan dengannya.

Selepas membalas teguran berkenaan, wanita terbabit mencadangkan mereka berbual melalui telefon dan mangsa tidak mengesyaki apa-apa bersetuju dengan ajakan itu.

“Wanita terbabit menghubunginya dan mereka berbual sebelum mangsa menyedari dirinya dirakam melalui video kamera laman sembang berkenaan dalam keadaan tidak sopan.

“Mangsa tersentak dan mengakhiri perbualan berkenaan yang berlangsung sejam,” katanya.

Difahamkan, selepas menamatkan perbualan itu, wanita terbabit mula mengganggu mangsa dengan menelefonnya berkali-kali jam 8 malam hingga 1 pagi keesokan harinya.

Bagaimanapun, mangsa tidak melayan setiap panggilan itu menyebabkan wanita terbabit menghantar SMS dan mengugut menyebarkan video kurang sopan dirakam untuk tatapan ahli keluarga serta rakan.

“Berkali-kali wanita terbabit menghantar SMS ugutan itu, malah bertindak melampau dengan menghantarnya kepada ahli keluarga serta rakan mangsa,” katanya.

Menurut sumber, mangsa yang tidak menyangka wanita terbabit bertindak melampaui batas membuat laporan polis kerana perkara itu menjatuhkan maruahnya selain mengancam keselamatannya.

Sos

This sounds eerily familiar with http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2144917. Either someone in /k/ is a metroll reporter or just coincidence?

Just vampires

micpling — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:29:23 +0800

Astro is good at making jokes.

Moustair

micpling — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:27:49 +0800

These are something menggelikan I think only deanmalenko can cook up.

sos

Next Pele from Felda

micpling — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:56:47 +0800

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Malaysia-owned Cardiff City have announced a collaboration with Felda, the largest land owners in Malaysia, to help develop grassroots football throughout the South-East Asian nation.

The Bluebirds chairman Dato Chan Chien Ghee has joined forces with his fellow Malaysian investors in creating a successful football education under the banner of '1 Malaysia Cardiff City Project'.

The imminent backing and proper organisation behind this project could see 30,000 rural Malaysian kids benefiting immensely from it and Dato Chan is optimistic as far as the overall success of the programme is concerned.

“This is another sign of our commitment to this club. We are bringing Cardiff City successes to Malaysia. Personally, I am committed to grassroots football in Malaysia," he told the Wales Online.

“We must reach out to children, not only in football technique, but also in character building. We are reaching out beyond the cities – and there is a lot of talent out there in rural areas."

He added: “Pele was found in the back streets of his own country – and look what he achieved. Who knows? We may find a gem in the future, but we want to do far more than find one, maybe two, players who can make the grade.

“Cardiff City have been proud to work in local communities. Football is an extra powerful tool when it comes to youth development.

Dato Chan is also eager to improve the standards of facilities in Malaysian football, stating that it's almost time for the nation to have top quality stadiums and pitches.
“We are in talks to take over certain stadiums which will have the Cardiff brand on them. They will help with the grassroots football, while the pitch standards and facilities must be as good as Cardiff City Stadium," he said.

“This whole project, though, goes far beyond pre-season, far beyond going out to do a community football stint. Premier League teams have visited Malaysia for exhibition matches, but what Cardiff City are doing goes far beyond that."

Felda ke arah kuasa besar bolasepak dunia.

sos

Where is this from?

micpling — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 17:29:21 +0800

A movie or what? I want to watch this if it is a movie.
Not suitable for the faint heart, ibu mengandung, pondan menjerit tak tentu pasal.

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Big Bad What?

micpling — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 11:09:25 +0800

What is your reaction while watching this vid? I was like ooo then wth then eeeyerrr then you watch for yourself.

[YOUTUBE]XKMoVAObbhE[/YOUTUBE]

Thursday random pic

micpling — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:58:55 +0800

Ayam demam. Nothing to do in office so nah. This is not a fully meme lulz thread.

Lets start with something innocent.

Now we all should know this one by now

The gip tered

micpling — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 08:33:36 +0800

Morning /k/. Just arrived at the office and as I promised yesterday, a tered with gif(and jpg)! Loading depends on the suckiness of your internet connection. While waiting I suggest;

1. Make your coffee
2. Read metroll
3. Don't fap
4. Hug your gf/wife from behind and whisper "I love u" inte her ears

Warning! Some gif and jpg may cause work productivity suffer. Enjoy at your own risk.

For future slowpoke,

To the rempit out there(you know who you are);

NSFW

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Coming up later is moar.

You want tered, I gip

micpling — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:25:29 +0800

Sorry my first attempt giving awesome, WTF and lol to /k/. All from my favorite website.

If you need moar, pls do tell. But no promise.

Sebab Facebook Official I lol

micpling — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:15:28 +0800

Lance Bass of Nsync punya band. Cannot brain but I lol hard! This is Max24:7 keindahan poop sejati yoo!

[YOUTUBE]Pt4AWNui9bg[/YOUTUBE]

Cough cough

micpling — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 21:25:17 +0800

Have you ever done this? What else to cover your fart sounds?

[YOUTUBE]vJjeesteTEg[/YOUTUBE]

P/S: I failed embedding this video this morning coz got confused with webgames forum

Only did coughing before

micpling — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 09:22:35 +0800

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch=vJjeesteTEg&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]

Star don't trust me

micpling — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 20:26:59 +0800

404 I know, but this is the first time I got 403. What? Need password now to enter? Am I mistaken for someone else's IP?

Philippines did it

micpling — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 19:07:33 +0800

But it was right between WW1 though. Any Malaysian setting record anywhere like this? Mohon pencerahan.

P/S: Aku tak tau pun sape top scorer Malaysia. Aku tau Azman Adnan, Matlan Marjan.

sos