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[NEWS] I fell and accidentally her

epicfailguy — Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:03:28 +0800

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A millionaire property developer accused of raping a teenager while she slept claims he accidentally penetrated her when he fell on top of her, a court has heard.

Southwark Crown Court has told Ehsan Abdulaziz allegedly forced himself on the 18-year-old on the sofa of his Maida Vale flat.

The 46-year-old met his alleged victim in the Cirque le Soir nightclub in London, where she had been with a friend he had known for several months.

He offered both women a lift home in his Aston Martin in August last year, before inviting them into his flat and taking the woman he knew into the bedroom for sex, the court heard.

The next thing the alleged victim claims to remember is waking up early in the morning with Abdulazziz on top of her, forcing himself inside her.

"She woke up with the defendant kissing her and his penis in her vagina," Prosecutor Jonathan Davies told the court, The Times reports.

"She said: 'What are you doing?' and he said 'It's fine', indicating that her friend was asleep.

"She got up to find her friend, tried to wake her but couldn't, she then tried to get out of the flat as quickly as she could."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime...s-a6767486.html

Abdullah Chan

epicfailguy — Sat, 10 Oct 2015 14:18:43 +0800

what's the purpose of fake FB profiles like this?
timeline doesn't look personal.

Hi /k/

epicfailguy — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:41:51 +0800

okay, who done it?

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what is /k/'s

epicfailguy — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:03:46 +0800

wanna listen to new songs while driving. bored of old songs liao.

[WTF] RP-SMA Connector

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

[WTF] RP-SMA Connector

epicfailguy — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:13:42 +0800

Where do I get one of these in KL/Klang Valley?

Hugging commuters set new record

epicfailguy — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:58:54 +0800

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Hugging commuters set new record

The group hug was among thousands of global record attempts
Commuters hugged each other for one minute to set a new world record at a central London railway station.
The 122 people, many of them strangers, hugged each other at St Pancras station to mark Guinness World Records Day.
A Guinness spokesman confirmed the record and said: "People were a little bit nervous but at the last minute everyone sprung into action."
A man will pull a bus with his hair at Battersea Park, south London, among thousands of global record attempts.
Longest conga
Manjit Singh aims to set a new world record for the furthest distance to pull the double-decker bus with his hair.
It follows his unsuccessful 2007 bid to pull a bus the longest distance with his ears.
During the fifth annual world records day, hundreds of skaters will try to form the longest conga on ice at Alexandra Palace in north London.
In Texas there will be a bid to set the record for the most people lassoing simultaneously and in Australia scantily-clad men and women have already taken part in the world's largest swimwear parade.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...don/8356327.stm

In /k/ can set what record? Most post in a day? Highest number of users logged on at one time? Most ~~hamsap~~food thread in a day?