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GF who likes to shop for hours

hatekiasuppl — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:38:44 +0800

So unluckily you get a girlfriend who likes to spend hours shopping at clothes stores whenever you guys go out. What do you usually do when she is trying on the clothes? Will be awkward for a guy to stay for a long time in there since they only sell girls clothes. What do you guys normally do so you dont get bored?

Will girls mind if

hatekiasuppl — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:28:33 +0800

Hi girls. If you have a boyfriend and you found that he has a huge load of porn collection in his hardisk, what will you think of him and what will be your reaction? Will you be jealous because he looks at so many other woman? Will you let him continue his hobby, ask him to delete his prawn or break up with him?

Do you mind your gf

hatekiasuppl — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:28:43 +0800

Was talking to my girl and suddenly we talk about kissing topic. Then i naughtily asked her whether she also has been kiss by guy before. She told me she dont simply kiss, only her boyfriend can kiss her before. She has 2 ex boyfriend before. I dont know why but on the spot, i started to get emo inside and send her home earlier than before today because cant accept she being kiss by 2 other guy before. I really like her..
Am i thinking too much?

What is she thinking?

hatekiasuppl — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:19:17 +0800

Last week my friend introduced a girl to me during our outing, but unfortunately i didnt get much chance to talk to her since she is surrounded by 3 other guys. But by the end of the day i approached her and she smile at me and gave me her phone number(i think she likes me). i was on cloud nine.

So i started smsing her but she seldom reply and i dont know why. Sometimes i sms her like 50 times per day but she will only reply once or twice. Maybe the message didnt went through or she is too busy with her work. Soon i feel that the time is ripe, so i decided to call her but she most of the time didnt pick up her phone. Maybe she went out and forgot to take her phone or she had put her phone in silent mode. but i can never understand why she also never bother to return my miss call. I is so sad and emotional that time.

This few days, the call cant get through anymore. So I asked my friend and she said she had changed her phone number already and she herself also dont know the new number anymore so she cannot give me. I feel like my heart is being stab by a knife, i is extremely sad. Now, i completely lose contact with her already and my friend told me she also dont know her house address.

What should i do now? How am i suppose to find where my she is?

The day the dead walks the earth

hatekiasuppl — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:00:36 +0800

So assume when zombies are walking the earth, where will you hide?

Just wondering.

hatekiasuppl — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:32:18 +0800

Since i frequent club recently, so i feel like asking. How to know if the girls there are checking on you? Need tips and advise, so i can go back home as a 'winner' on my next session instead of getting nothing but drunk.

Im angry about my ex

hatekiasuppl — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:08:57 +0800

I used to have a gf back then but i did not cherish her at all. Due to my excessive time spent on gaming and spamming lowyat forum, we soon had a big quarrel and she left me. It was my fault and i just let her go because i believe she can find a better person than me.

Soon she got married and i was invited to the wedding dinner. She married to a lawyer and he looks like shit. He's fat and bouncy like a jelly, and i also dont know why she likes him. I was like WTF when i shake his pudgy hand before i enter the ballroom. I really feel sorry for her.

Today, i heard from her friend (im still close with her friend), that she is pregnant.
I felt so angry when i heard about this news. i dont know why, but the image of the fat dude pumping on her and fertilizing the girl which i dated before and whom i still have some feeling for her kinda makes my blood boil. Im now drinking beers while typing this and i am so angry that i feel like going out to the streets now and find + beat up some primary school kids to release my anger.

How can i forget about this? How can i calm down?

Cheap stuffs are never good

hatekiasuppl — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:54:29 +0800

I didnt cut my hair for 3 months already and it was so long till i can tie a little ponytail with it. So, after work just now i went to dinner with my friends near some coffee shop. We parted seperately after our meal. As I was walking towards my car, i passed by a row of shops houses.

Suddenly, a fat lady with cool hairstyle waved at me and ask me whether i want to cut my hair. She told me her business very good and she just opened her saloon for only a week. She also told me, currently got promotion and one haircut only cost RM8. So, i was like, why not just go in and have a quick haircut and its bloody cheap.

She was very rough when she cut my hair and i was reading comics throughout the process. Moment she finish cutting my hair i got a shocked when i looked at the mirror. My sideburns are gone, and now i look like some retarded primary school kid with no sideburn at all. Worse is, my front fringe is also gone as well, everything was cut short. Now it looks like some sort of coconut hairstyle.

I was furious but did not utter a single word. I asked for a nice trim and yet i get this kind of shit in the end. Her face was still very happy and she even dare to ask me whether i like it or not. I was fuming by the time and i just stood up, threw RM8 at the counter and walk off straight away.

Just now i bought myself a permanent hairwax. Hopefully tomorrow i can tousle it so i wont look like some clown in my office tomorrow. What really pissed me of is that i will have to stay 'grounded' at home on a few weekends waiting for my hair to grow back, since i cant go clubbing or flirt with the girls anymore. So conclusion and lesson learned, never go for cheap stuff in the future.

Money not enough

hatekiasuppl — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:19:06 +0800

Money had never be enough for me as I came from a very poor family. I have a friend who is as poor as me and he work as an assistant in a motorcycle repair shop. We used to hang out to CC and yumcha. One day, he suddenly told us he is going to KL to find work because he say he wants to look for more money and dont want to be poor anymore.
I got myself an average office job and is curently earning a mere 3k per month so i stay back at my hometown.

So, it has been 2 years i havent heard of him. Tried calling him but his handphone number changed already. So last week, I happen to be at bukit bintang for some business trip and i saw my friend. We had a brief talk and he gave me his namecard. He is now driving a sports car and had two pretty girls following him around. He totally changed after he gets rich as i feel he not really wanna get aquanted with me anymore.

He is doing the 'girls' business at bukit bintang and some illegal ahlong business there. and i cant believe how fast he gets rich in just 2 years. Today after getting scolded by my boss and full of stress, i keep thinking of calling my friend to see if i can follow him to find money at KL together. I wanna get rich fast like him.

what should i do now?

What i observe

hatekiasuppl — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:30:22 +0800

I find that most pretty girls or those normal looking girls will very scare to befriend those handsome guys which they dont know but they instead feel more natural to approach and befriend with those nerd looking guys. On the other hand, those not pretty girls or abnormal look girls will often dare approach the handsome guys.

I've seen a lot of cases before. Even when the pretty promoters or those people who ask you to sign up credit card, when got lengzai walk pass them they will mostly dont dare to approach them especially the young girls. But if got geeky guys, or those with specs and otakus walk past they can very naturally approach them to promote their products.

Another scenario happen in my campus. Got one number one lengzai in my class, before he get a gf, i ever saw once he get surrounded by 5~6 girls in pasar malam (of course they're not pretty) talking to him. Their eyes were like seeing their idol or something. but i never see him get surrounded by the pretty ones.

Why is this so? Can girls answer this?

Arghhh i feel so stress

hatekiasuppl — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:33:21 +0800

Today my head feel so heavy and groggy due to sleeping late last night. However, i still need to work and serve that customer which i hate so much. Ever since i took over the project from my colleague who resigned(he cannot stand that customer), my stress level had increased by three fold. My situation had gone from bad to worse.

Thats a big project my company took over and the customer i had to deal with is a fat, ugly but not least extremely horny girl. At first when i took over the project, she treated me so nice until it makes me wonder why my ex colleague could not stand her. One day, we had some work discussion until 10 pm and we went for supper. Seriously, i could not stand to be with such a fugly girl but no choice i had to sacrifice for my job.

It was then, she hinted me to sleep with her that night and of course i refused profusely. Ever since that night she transformed completely into a beast, like Naruto transformed into a Kyubii. She is no longer nice to me anymore and the words she lashes out are full of 'thorns'. All my reports had been rejected and i received numerous complains from her.

I had to be very careful when writing reports because she would go through every single words in it. f she find just a typo mistake then all hell break loose. She also occasionally complain to my manager and general manager on how bad i handle my work. There's once when i make a small mistake on my work and she exaggerated it until i got myself a warning letter.

This morning she complained me again and i got myself a bad scolding from my boss. I feel like resigning now and find another job. My other colleague suggested me to sleep with her to mend up the relationship. Do you think i should follow his advise?

I nearly get beaten up to pulp

hatekiasuppl — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:24:53 +0800

I just came back from clubbing. I know its only 11pm or so but indeed i just came back from clubbing because something happened moments ago so I had to leave early.

As usual for Friday night, we went earlier at 10pm in order to get a bigger table. Apparently, there was also a group sitting next to our table. One of the guy looks drunk and his girlfriend was beside him. The girl wear one of those black sexy clothing that exposes her racks. I cant keep my eyes off her pretty face and slim body figure. So whenever i had a chance i will take a glimpse of few seconds on her.

By then she also noticed im looking at her so she also will try to look back to make eye contacts with me. Her bf didnt realise it b'cos he was already drunk. Soon, disaster strike and one of the drunkard friend there noticed i keep looking at her and shouted foul language at me and say "see what see!". Then the drunkard boyfriend got alerted and starting cursing while picking up an empty bottle pointing at me.

Of course, im in front of my friends and so many girls so i cannot afford to lose face. So I dare them to come and fight me now. The drunkard immediately rush towards me but luckily the bouncer was alerted and held him off. His other friend was already making phone calls for backups. My friends then suggest we changed to another club to avoid fights. So we left the club. They then went to continue wetting at another club while I already no mood from the incident and came back to share with you all.

My friend quarrel with his girlfriend

hatekiasuppl — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:25:48 +0800

Last Friday, as usual me and my pals were hanging out at our usual club, drinking.This group of friends of mine consist of girls and guys, some are couples and some are singles. So there's this dude called Vic with his 2 years relation girlfriend, Abe. He's actually those nerdy type of guy who seldom comes out clubbing(looks white, and wear a spec). Occasionally he will hang out with us and behave himself(didn't drink much). For that night I don't know why, he drank quite a lot and it was the first time I actually saw him drunk.

The least expected from a drunkard, he actually go and flirt with other girls on other tables and on the dance floor. Thank god he didn't get himself beaten up by the guys who are hanging out with those girls he flirted. His girlfriend Abe, felt embarrassed and quarreled with him and her eyes were red, crying. His boyfriend on the other hand shows his true bestiality which had been hidden inside him for so long thanks to the alchohol. He scolded his girlfriend and even raised his arms to slap her but was eventually stopped by us.

It was total chaos and he was no doubt pissed drunk. So, no choice he had to leave his car at the clubs and followed my friends back since he was too drunk to drive. His girlfriend Abe didn't want to be on the same car with him after that incident, so I was asked to drive her back home instead.

During the journey, she was weeping and obviously very sad. For me, my main weakness is that i cant bear to see a woman cry so i consoled her and trying to calm her down. I stopped my car on a park and gave her advise on relationships ups and downs based on my previous experience. By then she was already crying on my shoulder. I saw in some English movies that some dude kissed the crying girl in order to calm her down.

Since she looks quite pretty, i lifted up her head and kissed her. It was a french kiss, tongue touching tongue she did not resist. It lasted for few minutes before she managed to calm herself down and stopped me from going further because i was halfway unzipping her jeans. Knowing that she doesn't want, i then drove her back home and she was not crying anymore.

4 days had passed and today they're still on quarreling terms. Should i take advantage of this opportunity and try to make her mine? I can feel she has feeling for me after that night kissing incident. However, one things that worries me is Vic's brother hang out with gangster, so there is a possibility that i may get beaten to pulp if i try to spanar Abe. But then my little brother down there is already giving me a firm "GO" to proceed.

Now i really dont know whether to take this advantage or not. If you guys think, "hey you will lose a friend for a girl?", actually i don't care cos his face looks cocky so its OK to lose a friend like that.

My stomach so soft

hatekiasuppl — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:27:29 +0800

My stomach is so soft and vibrate like taufu when i hit it.
How to make it hard like stone?
By the way, i just got out from 'jail'

How to melt the ice queen?

hatekiasuppl — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:32:21 +0800

There's this girl who is my friend's friend. She will sometimes join us for clubbing and yumcha. She just broke up not long ago and is currently single. Actually she looks not better than the current girl im going out with, but i can feel the 'mystery' surrounding her whenever we hang out. She is just too cool, a typical ice queen.

Seriously, i dont know why she act so lansi as if she looks like some hot taiwanese actress. She looks good but not until that super pretty also, but she seems proud of herself and likes to act cool. One of my silly friends try to tackle her recently and got rejected directly on the face. This incident make her glamour +1 and cooler than before.

I read before in some books that if you can melt the ice queen, she can be a loyal and sumissive wife to you. As a guy, I love challenge and although attached, i decided to try my luck on her just for the challenge. The risk is that i might lose some face or glamour among my friends if i failed. By the way, my girl doesnt hang out with this batch of friends of mine so there's no way she can know about it.

There's this particular rich feizai in my group that actually offer to bet with me RM 500 if i manage to get her to date me and hold my hands. He also offered RM 1000 if i can get under her pants. If i lose i only need to pay him 1/10 of the amount. Should i take up the challenge? The ice queen behave very lansi when i talked to her before, so i doubt she likes me or show any affection. Most probably this weekend she will join us for clubbing, should i make the deal with the feizai? Dont worry, RM 1000 to him is nothing, thats only his 1 week pocket money.

can i share my story?

hatekiasuppl — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:49:17 +0800

i have a love story of fat girl to share. can i post it here?
will the pda boy give me a thunderhammer?

Dear /k

hatekiasuppl — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:35:44 +0800

Dear /k,

Im in a dilemma recently as I had realised i had fallen for my classroom teacher. For job purpose to communicate with my japanese customers, I had enrolled for a japanese course recently to improve my language skill. The teacher is a busty woman of japanese origin and she is 3 years older than me. She really looks like one of those japanese AV stars which i had often fantasize.

On my first day of class, a 40+ years old uncle who looks fat and fugly came in and sits next to me. Lets call him Uncle B. He talks to me a lot and he has lots of dirty thoughts running through his minds. When the teacher came into the classroom, I can already see his excitement as his bird is already poking tightly on his pants and waiting to be let out. i myself also immediately fall for her but i thought such a pretty girl will surely be married or have a rich bf who is better than me so i dismiss my lust and concentrate on the class lesson. After the class, i left earlier but Uncle B stayed back to ask her questions on some kanji which he dont understand.

On my second class, Uncle B told me he had successfully got our japanese teacher contact number and will be dating her out this weekend. Through him, I learned that she is still single and available. I dont know what happen to my emotion, but i got jealous at that moment. Uncle B is an ah long and consider quite rich as he is driving a Fairlady. He has a wife and 2 kids but he is still a womaniser outside.

I am really worried for her when they go out this weekend. I dont know what Uncle B will do to cheat on her. At the same time, since she is single and available, i started to fall in love with her again. Can /k help me on this? How do i make her like me and go out with me? How can i foil Uncle B's evil plan on their date this weekend?
My next class will be next tuesday.

With love,

The troubled soul.

Friends and Colleague who borrows money

hatekiasuppl — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:43:11 +0800

Money is always not enough in this cruel world and i have lots of experience with friends and colleagues who borrow money. Its easy to borrow but sometimes getting it back is the hardest.

I'll give some examples here;

Back in college there's this friend of mine whom i hang out with especially during gaming. Usually after class, we classmates will go and eat lunch or dinner, and he will sometimes tell me his money not enough, or forgot to bring wallet, or his mum havent bank in money for him this month. The term he use is borrow, but he will ALWAYS forget to pay me when he has money. Although the money is little, each time he will borrow rm 10 to rm 20 he will borrow at least once every month when he has the chance. Since the money is small, getting it back is hard because asking him to pay up rm 10 or rm 20 to me makes me looks cheap. I did ask before and sometimes i get it sometimes i dont bcos he say he forgot or he dont recall borrowing from me. Total damage is at least few hundred for this friend.

Now back to working life, colleagues ( those uncles ) loves borrowing money and will often complain to me that their money is never enough. Saw a few of those uncle rank colleagues all behave like that. These uncle when borrow, the figure is in hundreds. Reason they give will be, their claim havent come in, no money for petrol and etc. Seriously i cant believe it that a 40 to 50 years old uncle dont even have saving in their bank. WTF, borrowing from a kid like me. Worse still their salary is twice higher than mine. Currently one of them still owe me rm 500+ and already borrowed him 3 months, tried to get back from him he say ok and wait salary come in, but till now 3 months already still nothing. Keeps dragging me...

What should i do now? Should i consider my money burned? Normally these type of people when they want to borrow money they will purposely create a scenario in front of you and let you know they are really tight for money. Then they will make a pity face and ask you borrow them. But ALWAYS they will not pay back themself and pretend nothing happen until you remind them. Some will pay but some will drag and try to make you forget. Seriously, im so pissed off with such people as yesterday another uncle colleague in my office make a scenario and scold foul language say why the claim so long havent come in and say no petrol to come office already tomorrow, then ask me to borrow him rm50. Im not as thick skin as them, and i will most of them time just borrow without saying no.

Should i become a jerk like them? I did borrow money from my friends before, but after 1~2 weeks i will automatically pay them back without them reminding me. Or in this world everyone is like that? Some of my colleagues,young ones, borrow money from me but will remember to pay back themself. But the old ones will always pretend.

In d33p shit now. Need advise

hatekiasuppl — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:36:06 +0800

Last night I was drinking with my colleagues after work. Actually it was my birthday but i didnt celebrate it due to tedious work b'cos my manager force me to OT that night. We finish work till around 12am and my manager let us off half day the following day.

So, my colleague know its my birthday and they invited me to the pub for a drink. I was forced to drink a lot and there were china girls that accompany you to drink and play games. I enjoyed myself and the last thing i know was i down a glass of submarine and i was drunk. Everything seems blurry and i feel so numb.

Then my colleagues all gather money and paid the china girl to service me one night. I was drunk so i can only recall a little part of it. If im not drunk i will surely behave and say no, but bcos of alcohol in my blood and stuff i summit myself to it. This morning i wake up, the china girl is already gone because my colleagues only pay for one shot instead of half a night. I quickly dress myself up to prepare myself to work and this is when i notice a "curry chicken" mark on my neck. In case you dont know, "curry chicken" are marks left after someone suck you hard on the skin.

Tonight im going out with my gf, and im afraid she will see the mark and get jealous. the mark is quite deep and obvious and almost impossible to cover up completely. What should i do now? Anyway to remove the mark fast?

How to get drunk fast?

hatekiasuppl — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:21:47 +0800

I found that whenever i skipped dinner and straight away goes to clubbing and drink, i will get drunk very fast. If i take food, then i can last at least 3 times longer before drunk.

There's this girl i hangout with my friends, she drink quite a lot but i just never see her drunk before. I see a few of my friends drunk before. Some will sit there quietly or dozed off, some will vomit and get sick, some will become crazy or pick a fight. So, i was curious what characteristic will she show when she is drunk, tried many ways but so far never see her get drunk before.

Anyways to make her drunk fast?