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yo kupitards! wanna ask joo.. Berjaya Times Square

cartman87 — Thu, 26 May 2011 14:28:35 +0800

kupitards kupitards! me here need joo help...

can recommend me any place in Berjaya Times Square that serve humang eated de food?

i eated at their food court. not humang go eated de place. horrible terrible and vegetable.

Early morning go office

cartman87 — Wed, 18 May 2011 11:29:09 +0800

Open browser, click bookmark... then get 504.

MORNING WITHOUT /K/?!

I haz a sad morning... early morning when work, i need /k/ for lulz, semangat...

What abt jew all?

Imma forced to be ifag!

cartman87 — Tue, 17 May 2011 00:32:06 +0800

imma forced to be ifag by my gf... she likes the white ipong 4 so much n wants me to get one with her...

2moro going to get ipong4 with her...

how...

/k/ save me... i no riek ipong... white one summore... i dun wanna be ifag with a white ipong4...

How come girls alwiz smells so gooding?

cartman87 — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:42:13 +0800

How come girls alwiz smells so gooding? afta jalan jalan in shopping complex, makan. they still smell so gooding. smell myself, either no smell or sweat smell. me and mah gf use same shampoo but she alwiz smells more gooding than me.

why ah?

Where to eat nice porridge?

cartman87 — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 13:59:00 +0800

kupitards got any recommendation for nice porridge? dun wan oily oily one...

prefer in Klang or somewhere near Klang.

kupitards! help! need contact num for

cartman87 — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 18:32:35 +0800

any kupitards got digi centre sec 14's contact num? i got their fixed line num, call a lot times d still no reply. anyone got their hp nums?

the num i got is 03 79574567 (gt it from helpline).

i went and register postpaid num. after i got home, see see cant use da num. called helpline, helpline said the dealer not yet submit my registration. zzzz....

is maxis having service interruption?

cartman87 — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 18:49:22 +0800

cant send msgs, cant call. restart hp oso no use. anyone else gt this prob?

kupitards! need help! i kena ask super brain fucuking question!

cartman87 — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 08:33:44 +0800

gf: "why u love me?"
me: "................. cuz... cuz..."

i haz been mind fucuked!

kupitards know hw to answer?

inb4:
tits or gtfo
ur right hand is nt ur gf
drillz

how true is this statement?

cartman87 — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 22:30:01 +0800

i know /k/ is very smartie. so...

ada wang, ada amoi?

assuming no face prob, no 2" prob.

i declare tomorrow as...

cartman87 — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:31:52 +0800

i declare tomorrow as butthurt day for foreveraloners.

i know a lot foreveraloners alrdy start feeling butthurt liao cuz 2moro is feb 14. V'day.

i'm here to gib u all this

to make the butthurt less pain.

dun worry not enuff vaseline cuz gt a lot of stock. use as much as u want.

if vaseline still nt enuff to ease ur butthurt. u may try this

wht's da cheesiest/corniest pick up lines

cartman87 — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 22:52:36 +0800

today i kena this.

"You gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day."

lai share share~

/k/ need help. whats the diff between bimbo n ah lian?

cartman87 — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 01:32:04 +0800

whats da diff ar??

/k/ WANT TITS?! CUM HERE NAO! I GIB U TITS!

cartman87 — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 12:30:59 +0800

/k/ enjoice?

i haz a rage!

cartman87 — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 09:01:36 +0800

cuz a lot ppl take leave or company holiday liao but i haz to work in my +#-_()&!€/\"'€/+ office with no hot chicks!

i veli rage and jelly!

i opened my wallet...

cartman87 — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 19:35:11 +0800

i haz a sad.

today is 20th dec, my wallet left that much. 9 more days b4 gaji keluar. bank account kosong.

no choice edi...

have to use emergency fund...

total: rm 57.40.

my total $$= rm 57.40 + rm5 =rm 62.40.

car petrol indicator blinking mcm ultraman low battery. touch go card x credit.

i haz a sad... how...

i know a lot kupitards very rich, can donate me some?

edit: forget put IMG tag cuz too sad.

Ommmm Nommm Nommm (live tweet frm ofis)

cartman87 — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:10:51 +0800

Nasi kerabu daging.

me no eated nasi kerabu b4. asked my melei colleague help me tapau.

spicy cuz gt finely chopped cili padi. fuuuuu... i riek... very gooding...

ommmm nommmm noommm...

breakfast is good yo!

Ommm Nooomm NOomMmmm...

cartman87 — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 22:52:14 +0800

had the crab and ikan bakar at Kampung Jawa, Klang with family.

fish head curry in Puchong with zeist, sui and ilovstitch after badminton.

got more food but lazy take pics, too hungry.

Jew riek the food?

hei /k/, i has a bored

cartman87 — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 19:41:27 +0800

hi

i has a boreed...

(Live tweet) Kampung Nasi Lemak @ Pandamaran

cartman87 — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 18:25:03 +0800

ooommmm nooommmmm nommmmmm....

jew want some?

kupitards! ayam needing some help

cartman87 — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 21:44:10 +0800

Sup kupitards! ayam needing some help here.

Ayam going for a road trip with my friend from dec 3rd till dec 7th. thinking of going to east coast marehsia but ayam have totally no idea where to go. tried googling where to go but those sites kept recommending redang, perhentian, langkawi, tioman (ayam prefer less commercialized area)

but i definitely know i dun wanna go Penang, Malacca or Genting highlands as i've been there countless times. budget per person would be RM 500- 800.

any suggestions? any help or suggestions would be greatly appreciated~

kupitards wan join oso can.

btw, ayam beginning the journey from Subang.