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HTC problem

extremepower — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:20:42 +0800

Anyone kena HTC metal frame problem? Not even one year and koyak. Damn. Avoid this brand people.

usa shopping

extremepower — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 20:43:31 +0800

Bros,

Hope this is the correct thread.

Any good buys from USA? Am there for holidays. Any issue with power source? Appreciate your advice.

Thanks.

LGE-400

extremepower — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 21:50:27 +0800

Hi,

Any tips on how to fix this?

I cannot connect to my home wifi using this LG-E400.

but
I can connect using other phones like samsung and iphone
I can use LG-E400 to connect to wirelessSG or other homes wifi.

Any ideas on how to fix this? Phone problem or Router problem? What setting should I be looking at?

Thanks.

looking for badminton kakis, tonite only.

extremepower — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:45:33 +0800

Anyone playing badminton in KL on friday evening like 8pm tonite above? Intermediate to advance level. I need to wallop some kakis. Pls sms me at 017-712-05-84. Let me know the time, venue, contact hp, person and cost pls. Tks

Samsung Kies

extremepower — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:46:13 +0800

Just wondering anyone have similar problems.

1) Kies processes takes up cpu resources

2) Contact sync can get duplicate after syncing.

3) Ear piece not stable, only 1 side of the earpiece works unless you toggle the phone upside down.

How do you resolve the above?

tks.

want to test guys cheating?

extremepower — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 14:50:44 +0800

See this... take the test.

http://www.doctoroz.com/quiz/your-spouse-cheating

Coffee Enema

extremepower — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:04:38 +0800

Anyone tried this?

Good for detox. Not many malaysians know this.

Have to do it yourself. See this.

Good for those who got colon cancer history or constipated.

Popular with ladies as well. Want better or smoother skin and thinner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66vNWVbosvs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyU_f4J3sDM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzf98E75t1g&feature=related

best kiss

extremepower — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:53:15 +0800

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want
to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before
you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best
kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".

[addedon]February 16, 2012, 5:53 pm[/addedon]from a blogger...lol
How Singapore got its name

Version 1 : When Raffles stepped out of his boat on to Boat Quay, a man was running by announcing the birth of his son in hokkien. 'see ta poh, see ta poh'

Version 2 : I thought the story was like this : The malay/indian king, Parameswara, was sleeping under a tree and was dreaming. He was rudely awakened by an animal resembling a lion. So, out of shock, he screamed ' Singa porda ! Singa porda ' (which means, 'lion, get lost!')

Version 3 : When Raffles sailed up the Singapore river for the first time, a malay lady was bathing in the river, having left her clothes on the river bank. A Singh came by and stole her clothes. The upset lady started shouting after him, 'Singh Kapoh, Singh Kapoh'

[addedon]February 16, 2012, 5:54 pm[/addedon]Enjoy.
[h=3]The Banana Test ![/h]

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully…

Try and answer within 30 seconds !!!

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis...

If your answer is:

Lion = you’re dull.

Chimpanzee = you’re a moron.

Giraffe = you’re a complete idiot.

Squirrel = you’re just hopelessly stupid.

——————————————-

A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you’re stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.!

[addedon]February 18, 2012, 10:13 pm[/addedon]The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "S" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

[addedon]February 22, 2012, 10:13 am[/addedon]you guys owe me lots of happiness....

Achar Singh buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport.He drives the Car perfectly well during the day, but at night the Car just won’t move at all. He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck. He then furiously calls the BMW dealers and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks “ Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?” Full of anger Achar replies “You fool, idiot man, how you could ask such a question, I'm not stupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night...”

English
Husband texts to wife on cell
Hi, what r u doing Darling?
Wife: I'm dying
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Angry wife to her husband
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell are you...?"
Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The
Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It and I didn't Have
money that time and? I said "Baby It'll Be Yours one Day …
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!
Husband: I am in the pub Just Next To That Shop

A Special Package for Business Men.
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur
Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company
Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave The Same Reply..."Which Trip?"

Husband was seriously ill
Doc to wife: Give him a healthy breakfast, be
pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don't
demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for one year and he will be ok.
On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ?
Wife:- .No chance for u to survive

An intelligent wife
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much
That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"

New SIM to surprise her husband
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise
Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To
The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds in a low tone: "Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen

Wife treats husband
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday..
At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim how are you?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with Him
Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He's On the Darts Team in My
Local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again
The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy, You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."
Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

Cool message by a wife
Cool Msg by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how to handle
my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of
improvement"

Sweet demand by kid
A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came and asked - what happen son?
Kid said I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.

Lion bounced on wife
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing the battery of my camera..

Throwing knives on wife's picture
Husband was throwing knives on wife's picture. All were missing the
target!
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING U"

I will think about it
When a married man says "I'll think about it",
What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..

Habbit of talking in sleep
A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has the habit of talking in sleep! What shud I give him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he is awake

Part & Art of living
Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living...
But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.

Head & Neck of the family
It is said that Husband is the head of the family, but remember that
wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck can turn the Head exactly
the way she wants.

Do you want dinner
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

What is the Difference between Mother & Wife What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she?must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem Can there be greater than this one?

Honey what r u looking for?
Wife: honey, what r u looking for?
Husband: nothing
Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband: i was just looking for the expiry date

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without?Information,?Fighting?Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling, it means:
With?Idiot?For?Ever

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper
Wife: I wish I ? b a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every
day.

Husband, wife & spare tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the
vehicle can't move further
Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Similarity between chewing gum & wife
What's the similarity between chewing gum & wife ??
Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless in the end.

Too late for garbage
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jump In Fast.

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldn believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn see her......
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....
On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

Who is guilty (Husband / Wife)?
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up!
Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

Difference between Friend & Wife
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But Do u have courage 2 tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

Dream of receiving jewellery & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery
and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!!

Recently fired stock trader
A recently fired stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I
still have my wife..."

Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Husband to a newly wed wife
Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Why did u shoot ur wife?
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.

Your husband needs rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some
sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

High blood pressure.

extremepower — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:08:52 +0800

How many here got high blood pressure already? Age?

I notice many are getting it due to stress. Sad case.

I know a friend only in 30s, lansee lanyong, showing off working damn hard to please bosses, now have to swallow pills.

Whats your age and cause of stress you think?

Java codes

extremepower — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 11:25:08 +0800

Bros,

Any expert here can help me to fastrack myself to java?

I got a simple C code below. Can you convert to Java for me? I buy you cendol if compilation is successful and working hor.. lol.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>

void main(argc, argv)
int argc;
char *argv[];
{
char hp1[101], hp_prev[15];
FILE *fp, *fpo;
int len, i=0, record=0, length=10;

if((fpo = fopen("c.csv","w+"))==NULL) {
printf("failed to open c.csv file. Delete it first.\n");
return;
}
// printf("Ofile %s ok.\n", argv[2]);

if((fp = fopen(argv[1],"r"))==NULL) {
printf("failed to open input %s file.\n" argv[1]);
return;
}

while ( !feof(fp) )
{
fgets(hp1, 100, fp); // just do a simple read and write first.
fprintf(fpo, "%s", hp1);
}

fclose(fpo);
fclose(fp);
// printf("closed main files\n");
printf("Done.\n");
exit(0);
}

Primary and Secondary School Tuition

extremepower — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:27:51 +0800

For those mommys and daddys who want to send their kids for tuition in Puchong or KL area.

Contact 03-5882 4663 or see here for location.

http://weisituition.blogspot.com/

USA, DC, NC and Orlando

extremepower — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 14:34:47 +0800

I plan to travel in Dec for 2 weeks in USA. DC, NC and Orlando. Which is a good place to stay? 3 adults and 1 kid? Is YHA or 3 stars hotel ok over there? Also, which airline gives best ticket offer? I got relatives in DC and NC.

I've been to USA many times. The long one starts from hawaii, , san diego, yuma, dallas, houston, san antonio, baton rouge, new orleans, skip florida, nashville, dc, cleveland, niagara falls, chicago, omaha, denver, grand canyon, las vegas, bakersfield, sanfrancisco. All in 1 month.

Once a life time. Driving. Lots of it.

Nagios

extremepower — Tue, 24 May 2011 23:14:53 +0800

Hi,

Anyone here gurus or familiar with Nagios? How do you get simple monitoring like cpu, memory and diskspace up and running? The defaults are hopeless to me. Thanks.

Am running on fedora 14. Doesn't matter which os it is. tks.

vacancies

extremepower — Sat, 14 May 2011 19:29:11 +0800

Just share around in case someone need the job. tks.

POSITION TITLE VACANT

1 SR. GM 1
2 MANAGER - M & A 1
3 MANAGER - LEGAL 1
4 GM - Construction 1
5 CIVIL & PROJECT ENGINEER 1
6 GM - Manufacturing 1
7 SALES EXECUTIVE-EXPORT 1
8 ACCOUNT OFFICER 1
9 ASSISTANT MANAGER-FINANCE 1
10 FINANCE MANAGER 1
11 WAREHOUSE KEEPER 1
12 PRODUCTION PLANNING EXECUTIVE 1 MANUFACTURING
13 PURCHASING EXECUTIVE 1 MANUFACTURING
14 MAINTENANCE TECHNICIAN 2 MANUFACTURING
15 QC INSPECTOR 3 MANUFACTURING
16 OPERATIONS & MAINT. ENGINEER 1 PAPUA NEW GUINEA
17 MANAGEMENT TRAINEES 3 MANUFACTURING
18 ASSISTANT R&D ENGINEER 1 MANUFACTURING
19 FACILITIES ENGINEER 1 MANUFACTURING
20 QA/QC ENGINEER 1 MANUFACTURING

All positions are based in Selangor unless with specific location indicated.
Send cv to xtremexn@gmail.com

Kangen Water

extremepower — Sat, 14 May 2011 18:21:40 +0800

Has anyone here heard of or tried the Kangen water?

tks.

Ampang Condo

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

Most expensive cars

extremepower — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 23:23:11 +0800

Hope you like it. Do post it if you happen to see some cool cars.
rgds

Apple Stocks

extremepower — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:43:51 +0800

So kawan,

Anyone vested in the apple stocks? AAPL
How much u think the stock will go? Nov it will be open for europe. China and Japan soon.
Got good money to collect dun waste la...
rgds

Apple Stocks

extremepower — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:23:26 +0800

Anyone vested into Apple stocks? Am sure its a good returns.
rgds

Carven Ong Fashion Academy

extremepower — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:41:47 +0800

Kawan,

If you are keen into Fashion or do something niche or meet up with pretty models, then you should try out this Carven Ong Academy. Amber Chia visits him regularly one lah. Now she so famous already.

www.carven.com.my

www.carvenong.com.my

rgds