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            <title>[WTS] GUCCI HANDBAG ITALY</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3274831</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):&lt;/b&gt; Gucci Hand Bag (borsa con manico sukey)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:&lt;/b&gt; as the same you see in Gucci shop&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Price:&lt;/b&gt; Bought at RM 6200. (Selling at RM 5800) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method:&lt;/b&gt; COD (either in KL or Singapore) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Location of seller:&lt;/b&gt; Kuala Lumpur&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt; PM me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Age of item:&lt;/b&gt; Totally Brand New (never use before) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Picture:&lt;/b&gt; [attachmentid=4034678][attachmentid=4034680]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt; Parents bought it from Italy when they go their europe trip but i have another gucci bag. Willing to let go a model which Malaysia rarely have.  &lt;!--emo&amp;:wub:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Garage Sales Archive</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2014 20:12:24 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>SOLD</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2843388</link>
            <description>SOLD. Thank You.</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Garage Sales Archive</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:09:22 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Throat</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2375600</link>
            <description>Hi all, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since im having throat problem for more than 2 weeks plus. I come across lots of research on throat. &lt;br /&gt;First i thought i was having Strep Throat. then i thought Tonsillitis , then now is Laryngitis. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Strep Throat &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Strep throat is caused by Group A Streptococcus bacteria. It is the most common bacterial infection of the throat.&lt;br /&gt;Symptoms may be mild or severe. You usually start to feel sick about 2 to 5 days after you come in contact with the bacteria.&lt;br /&gt;Symptoms usually begin suddenly, and can include:&lt;br /&gt;•Fever that begins suddenly and is often highest on the second day&lt;br /&gt;•Red throat, sometimes with white patches&lt;br /&gt;•Sore throat&lt;br /&gt;•Headache&lt;br /&gt;•Nausea&lt;br /&gt;•Chills&lt;br /&gt;•General ill feeling&lt;br /&gt;•Loss of appetite and abnormal taste&lt;br /&gt;•Swollen lymph nodes in the neck&lt;br /&gt;•Difficulty swallowing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tonsillitis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonsillitis is inflammation (swelling) of the tonsils.&lt;br /&gt;Causes, incidence, and risk factors&lt;br /&gt;The tonsils are lymph nodes in the back of the mouth and top of the throat. They normally help to filter out bacteria and other germs to prevent infection in the body.&lt;br /&gt;A bacterial or viral infection can cause tonsillitis. Strep throat is a common cause. &lt;br /&gt;The infection may also be seen in other parts of the throat. &lt;br /&gt;Tonsillitis is very common, especially in children.&lt;br /&gt;Symptoms&lt;br /&gt;•Difficulty swallowing&lt;br /&gt;•Ear pain&lt;br /&gt;•Fever, chills&lt;br /&gt;•Headache&lt;br /&gt;•Sore throat - lasts longer than 48 hours and may be severe&lt;br /&gt;•Tenderness of the jaw and throat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Laryngitis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Laryngitis is swelling and irritation (inflammation) of the voice box (larynx) that is usually associated with hoarseness or loss of voice.&lt;br /&gt;Causes, incidence, and risk factors&lt;br /&gt;The voice box (larynx) is located at the top of the airway to the lungs (trachea). The larynx contains the vocal cords. When the vocal cords become inflamed or infected, they swell. This can cause hoarseness, and may sometimes block the airway.&lt;br /&gt;The most common form of laryngitis is an infection caused by a virus, such as cold or flu viruses. It may also be caused by:&lt;br /&gt;•Allergies&lt;br /&gt;•Bacterial infection&lt;br /&gt;•Bronchitis&lt;br /&gt;•Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)&lt;br /&gt;•Injury&lt;br /&gt;•Irritants and chemicals&lt;br /&gt;•Pneumonia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*source from PubMed Health# &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 of them have different treatment. Most of them saying drinking honey helps. But i almost finish up 1 bottle of honey &amp;amp; lemon juice too. But still my throat pain when swallowing things. &lt;br /&gt;Anyhow, does anyone have special remedies or medicine to cure this ? &lt;br /&gt;Just want to cure myself as it had been suffering. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Health &amp;amp; Fitness</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 06:56:40 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Calling for sekret</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2299834</link>
            <description>Forumer you are complaining against: sekret&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Item being sold/bought: Web page design &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Date of transaction: 19 of November 2011&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had got a quote of RM 1500 to design a web page design from this guy. &lt;br /&gt;I had bank in RM 750 ( which is half of the amount as a deposit to him on mid of November and he told me he going to design half way of this web site. But until now no response. He just update me a few times after i make the payment and that was early of December 2011. He promise me that something will be load up the web site around mid of december. But is now end of 2011. Still nothing. &lt;br /&gt;I call him and text him and watsapp him and even email him.. but no response from him. I feel very frustrated. He posted a few post here. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please, does anyone know him, can you update me about it. If know if Sekret, you see this post, just update me what happen. I just cant understand whats wrong here. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I appreciated an answer from you as your customer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today is 9 of April 2012, and you still cant show me anything, i believe a fair explanation is needed. &lt;br /&gt;He does not even reply my email at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yesterdary is 13 of April 2012, and at last he present me the web page and i will self-edit later on. but the back bone of the web site are there. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15 April, Test the whole web site and check everything is just copy from a web site and edit. Really disappointed with his job but im tired dealing with this guy. &lt;br /&gt;i does not want to deal with him.. just hope others dont be a victim like me... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Dispute Resolution Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:54:34 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Replied</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2170803</link>
            <description>Solve</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Dispute Resolution Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:53:37 +0800</pubDate>
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            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1472203</link>
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            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 06:53:22 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Thanks..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1471779</link>
            <description>.......... &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Apple Byte</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:08:47 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[WTA] What web site can send free sms</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1469325</link>
            <description>Dear all, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just want to ask all the sifu. &lt;br /&gt;Can i have the link to send free sms to maxis line or other malaysia mobile line? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Mobile Phones and Tablets</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 06:39:15 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Fastest way to download Maple Story 2 `</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1280137</link>
            <description>Dear Si fu, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have one little request..... As my little brother want to play maple story episode 2 from the maple sea web site. &lt;br /&gt;I had download it but it takes me super super long time to download. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im using firefox and also broadband to download.. do anyone have the exe file? &lt;br /&gt;Can u send it to me in zip format.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Desperately need it , as im rushing back to my uni and need to downlooad for this little boy.. haih .. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLeaseeeeeeeeeeee.... Or there is other way to download&amp;gt;??? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://maple.playpark.net/download/game_client/#' target='_blank'&gt;http://maple.playpark.net/download/game_client/#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssss &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Gamers Hideout</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:27:06 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Microsoft Office 2007</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1276202</link>
            <description>Dear All, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please help. I had installed Ms.Office for more than 2 week. It is original and had been validate and everything..I was using it happily but suddenly yesterday when i open an Excel file for editing. All the button could not be click for editting, just can view the file (Only Read ).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How could we resolve it? I try to uninstall it and re-install, it does not allow me to un-install. It appears this word : &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Setup cannot continue because a required file is either corrupted or not available. Run setup again from the original source disc or download location.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How could i re-solve this problem..?please si-fu help me... i need to rush my report.... thank you. very very much.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:respect:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='notworthy.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Software</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:32:25 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>MAXIS NETWORK PROBLEM AT AMPANG AREA</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/901971</link>
            <description>&lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; Hey guys, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just want to ask you all, what happen to some SE phone today .. or is it some virus spreading ah??? My phone when answer or call people.. i can not hear get oppsite side sound.. i reset my phone twice... still the same problem occurs.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just now my friend brother also encounter this problem.. what happen ah ??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone got any idea.. please help me....   &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I nvr drop it in the water, i nvr do anything, this morning it turn out to be like tis* &lt;br /&gt;scary... &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;I found the reason .: MAXIS LINE PROBLEM ( THEIR NETWORK ) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Mobile Phones and Tablets</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:37:01 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Msn Log in problem</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/836111</link>
            <description>Hi Expert, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can anyone help me on this msn error? &lt;br /&gt;I have try several ways. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=658744]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Btw, im using Window Vista Ultimate. &lt;br /&gt;Can anyone help me out ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Error code : 81000306 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please..................................... &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:04:40 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Mc Donald Crew &amp;#036;&amp;#036;&amp;#036; How much ah?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/830080</link>
            <description>Hi, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just wonder, how much does the salary of a McDonald Crew at Singapore? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone ever work at Singapore Mc Dee.?? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please post up some review. thanks.</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Jobs &amp;amp; Careers</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:17:30 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>BoNus BOnus bOnus ?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/812319</link>
            <description>Hi, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just Wondering how many months bonus do you guys get ? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Work period : &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Less than 1 year ? &lt;br /&gt;1 year &lt;br /&gt;2 year &lt;br /&gt;3 year &lt;br /&gt;4 year &lt;br /&gt;5 year &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Example : my friend work more than 1 year, she get 1 month Bonus only. &lt;br /&gt;What about you guys? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for sharing ......&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Jobs &amp;amp; Careers</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:19:37 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Please give opinion on this Salary</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/811578</link>
            <description>Hi, &lt;br /&gt;Below are something for you to help me to judge for my cousin salary. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Working Experience: 4yrs in sales and marketing and admin &lt;br /&gt;Education: Diploma in Marketing &lt;br /&gt;Age : 24 yrs old &lt;br /&gt;Location of working now : Vietnam &lt;br /&gt;Monthly salary : RM 4000 &lt;br /&gt;Current working scope : Logistic document + marketing of Export department. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is the above Salary for this kid is it enough? or What do you think? &lt;br /&gt;Or he should resign and work in other country ?  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Jobs &amp;amp; Careers</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:12:54 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Muscle pain at lower back</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/810355</link>
            <description>Hi everyone, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can anyone help me out how to cure this. &lt;br /&gt;I have a lower back pain. i went to the chinese tradional doctor for 3 times lah. got to other doctor 2 times lah ( which they just give me pain killer) ..but until now i still cant get any better. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pain come when u sit down, the pain like &amp;quot; ache ache pain.. at the lower back part near ur backside. Doctor say is muscle wor. How is muscle tear cure if our musle tear? How long does it take? What medication should we have? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Health &amp;amp; Fitness</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:20:07 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>done</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/801424</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you. &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Software</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:22:55 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Need Help&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/801079</link>
            <description>Hi all. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please help. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a video the kb is too huge, how can i minimize or reduce it to lower kb so that i can upload to a browser? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pls advise. Thanks. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Software</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:45:11 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>FCUK jokes.</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/799163</link>
            <description>There was a man who had three sons. He gave each of them a duck and told them to go out and sell their duck for as much as possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first son went out and sold his duck for RM5, went home and told his dad what he had done. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second son also sold his duck for RM5. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The third son went out and saw a gorgeous blonde woman on the side of the road. He went up to her and said I&amp;#39;ll give you my duck if you have sex with me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She considered it and said &amp;quot;Ok&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They had sex and when they were done she said wow that was good, I&amp;#39;ll give you your duck back if you&amp;#39;ll do me again. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boy agreed. While they were having sex again, the duck got loose and ran out into the road. They saw the duck escape and pulled their pants on but not quickly enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The driver jumped out of the car and said &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m so sorry i killed your duck. I&amp;#39;ll give you &amp;#036;40 dollars to make up for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the third son finally returned home, his dad asked how much he had made.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He said &amp;quot;I got a f*** for a duck, a duck for a f***, and forty bucks for a f***ed up duck.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[addedon]September 23, 2008, 1:45 pm[/addedon]Do you know what a &amp;quot;Spanish Kiss&amp;quot; is? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;==&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&amp;#39;s a French Kiss down south.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[addedon]September 23, 2008, 1:49 pm[/addedon]Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. &lt;br /&gt;Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:43:07 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>How long relationship is consider hard to breakoff</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/790482</link>
            <description>Wonder how many years of relationship is hardest to break off? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heard lots of my friend say that a relationship in 5 years is a challage for the couple. Lots of people break off when they are in a relationship almost 5 years. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you think? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:wub:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:wub:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>bee1927</author>
            <category>Cupid&amp;#39;s Corner</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 10:48:40 +0800</pubDate>
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