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Camping in Batang Ai National Park

qse150 — Fri, 20 Sep 2019 17:26:45 +0800

Anyone been to Batang Ai National Park, Sarawak before for an overnight camp in the jungle? Any suitable camp site there?

UNIFI CABLE ISSUE

qse150 — Mon, 23 Apr 2018 10:56:47 +0800

hi guys, need some advice here. Lost my unifi connection since last week friday. On saturday, TM sent 2 guys over to check. Today they called to confirm that the problem is the unifi cable from the pole to my house got problem. No signal. Advice given is to replace the entire cable which cost around RM170.

The issue here is I've only installed my unifi around this year Chinese year, around February. Shouldn't there a warranty claim available? If everytime the cable damaged and I've to pay for it, thats not feasbile in long term. Please advice guys.

Honor 3c low mic volume

qse150 — Thu, 04 Jan 2018 17:16:44 +0800

hi guys. need some advice here.

having problem of low volume during call. caller on the other end complains my voice sounds really far and hard to hear. suddenly like dat. my honor 3c is running on B320 version android version 4.4.2. hoping its not hardware issue.

watches

qse150 — Fri, 18 Aug 2017 09:23:00 +0800

https://eoniq.co/t/watch

anyone heard or use of this brand of watch before. Kinda nice design, customizable but kinda pricey a bit. Is there any other similar brand locally that can do these customization also?

Kl pasar malam

qse150 — Fri, 02 Dec 2016 18:12:40 +0800

Can anyone please tell me where got pasar malam in kl tonite?

ZyXel TM6841G + bitcomet

qse150 — Thu, 31 May 2012 00:19:44 +0800

Broadband provider
ISP/package:
Location:
Have you called your ISP's helpline?:

Personal equipment
Modem: ZyXel TM6841G
Router: ZyXel TM6841G
Firewall used: None

Problem details
First occurence of problem:
Problem frequency:
Problem description:

Hi guys ..i am using ZyXel TM6841G router provided by tm. cant seem to open to port forwarding in bitcomet. is tm router designed to block torrent?

email bug

qse150 — Wed, 30 May 2012 11:21:54 +0800

my fren's mail been automailing this msg to me

hi,from this website:bodysa.com,I have Order china 20 Products Apple iPad 3rd Generation 64GB, Wi-Fi + 4G (Sim Free), 9.7in - Black,I completed bank transfer payments I've received the item today It's amazing! The item is original, brand new and has high quality, I'm pleased to share this good news with you!

he changed his password already and it still happens. Any ideas how to stop this anyone?

LAWYER

qse150 — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 11:10:33 +0800

Joke 1:

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets."

Joke 2:

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Joke 3:

One day in Contract Law class, the professor asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange."

The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..."

Joke 4:

As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."

Joke 5:

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

Joke 6:

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are fantasy creatures.

Joke 7:

At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do."

Joke 8:

What does a lawyer get when you give him <removed>?

Taller.

Joke 9:

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home to join his father's firm.
At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, father! In one day I broke the Smith case that you've been working on for so long!"
His father yelled, "You idiot! We've been living on the funding of that case for ten years!"

not liposta i hope

PARROT

qse150 — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:01:20 +0800

So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT !".
But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you", and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird, and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says: "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"

how to play HD avi files

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

how to play HD avi files

qse150 — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:13:55 +0800

guys ..i got a bunch of anime downloaded with 1280X720 avi files with HD resolution.

my pc is p4 1.8A with 2gb and ATI Radeon 9550 AGP ...

issit my hardware limitation?! or is there any software or codec out there for me to play my movies!!???

UPS clicking noise

qse150 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:23:19 +0800

Just changed my UPS battery. But it got clicking noise ...nonstop for sometimes then it comes again. What seems to be the problem?! It sounds really scary after a while

recovering files

qse150 — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:11:57 +0800

yo guys. Need some help here. I was cutting and pasting some document over another drives. But unfortunately my hard drives on the other one was also full. And it returns the error message hard disk full halfway. So i just clicked ok.

I check back my original folder and found out i lose more than half of my files. Is there anyway to recover them?!!! HELP

[addedon]October 2, 2008, 10:29 pm[/addedon]come on guys, no one knows?!

Buses to Haytai

qse150 — Wed, 21 May 2008 10:25:13 +0800

planning to get to Krabi via Hatyai from KL. so can anyone tells me the bus schedule available from KL to Hatyai?!!! from pudu?!!! from duta?!

[addedon]May 21, 2008, 12:35 pm[/addedon]a bump for myself?!

Eclipse + maven2

qse150 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:22:44 +0800

hi guys ...sifus out there ....

anyone tries Spring framework before? through eclipse and maven2?!!! i keep hitting a testing error with the surefire booter ...one of the existing plugins in the Maven2.

[addedon]February 29, 2008, 2:30 pm[/addedon]a bump a for me pls

[addedon]February 29, 2008, 2:44 pm[/addedon]another bump perhaps?! hope its not against the rule here?!

java se 6 update 4

qse150 — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:18:34 +0800

yo guys ..as mentioned in the title above, i try downloading from various links including the java.sun.com and the wareseekers...stuff like that..but all the download are prohibited. Anymore source where i can download??? quick quick ..i am sitting in my boss's room.

broadband versus fax

qse150 — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 16:19:57 +0800

as topic above stated.... can we use streamyx to send fax?

Need help with strange file extension

qse150 — Mon, 07 May 2007 11:26:22 +0800

guys ..anyone knows how to access a file with the extension *.DWC ....izzit a zip up files? if so ..wat software i need to use to access it? winace and winzip and winrar wont work!!!

Nokia 6100

qse150 — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 15:41:22 +0800

guys.... does anyone knows the price for nokia 6100 ??

new set....zitron or ap both can ...

sry for asking such a question but i cant find the price list here...use to have one rite?

Printer inquiry

qse150 — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 14:15:26 +0800

yo guys...

does anyone knows how much does Xerox Phaser 3116 's ink cost? black n white laser printer...