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Need to remind you

curly22 — Fri, 08 Mar 2024 08:55:59 +0800

Btw, I wanna rant kejap. Not bcoz I kena sused. But hor nowadays why come /k macam attend Sunday morning service?

So many pretend to be goody person just to earn social point.. As if when you log out d your surrounding will straight kow tow u?

Please lah.. mod dah gila kuasa.. korang jangan gila hormat boleh x?

Anyway, International Women's day not valid for pandan ya. Please take note and ty for your cooperation.

Throwback Wednesday

curly22 — Wed, 21 Feb 2024 10:06:40 +0800

I have been living overseas for the past decades. It was so coincidence current CNY, I got the change to participate for presidential election. Around 11am++ went to the polling station only to realise my IC was not registered.

I spoke to the pak kepala about it, he conclude probably my data registered in the embassy where I live now. But I never voted cause yat 7 busy no time travel all the way Bukit Bintang there. After they take note my personal details and made few phone calls (probably seeking approval), finally they passed me the ballot paper

Btw, that's not mister. You can see his waifu at the back there doing the cucuk cucuk.

Despite Subianto's anti-tionghua sentiment last time, but for the better future, I cucuk his nose. Ssstttt, Don't report ayam toupai...

It doesn't take long, 15 minutes gaodim d. Next, we went to eat nasi padang because mister suddenly crave for it.

We chill at the mall after finished makan. Mister sit at cafe sip his kopi while dotter and I did our nails cause the rempah smell damn strong. I cannot.

Ending our day having quality time with family for seafood dinner. Mister said seDAP! look at his thumb.

Okelah sekian bye~

inb4,
kaskus.id ---> that way
/k not your personal blog
TS pandan with his cool story again

Is calling someone his/ her initial

curly22 — Tue, 20 Feb 2024 14:12:05 +0800

Today this person suddenly complaint say I doxxed him since I called his initial.

For eg: Lee Chin Wee, I called him LCW. Consider doxing meh? It could be the bebinton dato Lee Chong Wei also what.

There are so many probabilities you got the same initial with other people. As long as never direct call Chin Wee or Chong Wei should be fine right?

Habislah divorce letter inkambing

curly22 — Mon, 19 Feb 2024 11:48:36 +0800

So last week ayam back hometown for CNY celebration. I was very happy to see all my nieces and nephews growing up. When I carry the youngest around, ha.. relatives mouth itchy starts questioning me d.

~~when u want conceive second one?~~
~~eh.. don't delay too long later cold d hard to get pregnant~~
~~you no kesien your dotter meh, she lonely no siblings no kawan~~

Then that night, I heart to heart deep talk with mister. I said cannot like that. Everytime got this question sure our answer not aligned. You said yes, I said no.

Mister try to persuade me. Let's try lah~~ But the thing is I don't want d. So I told him like this 'since you want so bad, why don't we just take one from orphanage? problem solved jor. Even if we try now no guarantee can get boy also.'

The next morning, fuhhhh.. I tell you. Mister mia perangai macam already kena block and unfriend me on social media. Jio him breakfast also ignore.

ktard will u react the same? What is my salahan?

Just merely give suggestion only. If don't agree then don't commit lo. Like that also need to small gas?

Now I understand why married man

curly22 — Tue, 06 Feb 2024 17:38:57 +0800

I was just shocked pikachu by the monyet thread and read the kiwifarm post thoroughly.

One thing that I noticed... the wife. Comparison between those picture in strike eurek fb and her fb. I don't mean to judge or bodyshaming.

Yall go see around your nearby kopitiam/ mall/ neighborhood clinic, those small family with toddler, aiyoh the wife really look macam tak boleh pakai although their age probably only around early to mid 30's.

Their cellulite and varicose veins, fuuhhh.. how dare they still wear short pant and go out like that. If I were their mother, I will whack 9 them d.

How you going to make your husband fuck you when you are so unattractive? Please don't use jaga kids/ breastfeeding/ no time/ yada yada yada. I am a mother myself and I am still 8/10 hotter than 2fd stock.

I draw a conclusion that a lot of woman after gave birth, they never jaga the body. They thought married d, mission accomplished d. GIRL! you are so damn wrong.

So.. my first 2024 thread, CNY resolution, I wanna inform all ktard to please encourage your wife to move her ass and exercise more.

Chiropractic = penipu scammer?

curly22 — Wed, 29 Nov 2023 08:57:49 +0800

Based on my spine conditions (got senget here and there), they advised me follow up treatment as below:

1. Twice a week for 3 months.
2. Once a week for 3 months.
3. Twice a month for 6 months.

Total visit 48 days for a full year. RM150/ visit. Does this sound reasonable?

Todei ayam check check

curly22 — Tue, 28 Nov 2023 09:14:52 +0800

Hopefully no cancer 😜
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TGIF!

curly22 — Fri, 24 Nov 2023 17:59:42 +0800

Lai minum

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Why not Penang just declare independence

curly22 — Thu, 23 Nov 2023 16:40:21 +0800

Just like HK, TW or SG. Penang has basically share three similarities which are:
1. an island
2. 90% Chinese population
3. got rejected by main government

Penang lang just need to vote LGE as their PM. He will create same contentious policy that only valid for the Chinese and called it "The Tionghua Policy".

Fuck those 10% minority. Let them feel how it feels to be one.

Imagine, if the above comes to realization, Penang can be the next SG V2.0 or HK V2.0

See how kiasu they are treating outsider when makan at their kopitiam? When you speak Hokkien only will see you up?

My kind of breakfast for the current rainy day

curly22 — Thu, 23 Nov 2023 09:25:53 +0800

RM7.5 + RM2 expensive mou?

Teacher confiscate and discard student's

curly22 — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 16:23:33 +0800

Hello ktard sekalian.

It is just a homemade mini book. My daughter made it out of A4 paper cause she has interest to learn Spanish.

I believe she took it out when class was ongoing. Assistant teacher saw and confiscated.

But at the end of school, she never returned it back. This morning, I told my daughter to retrieve from the assistant teacher.

Just now I fetch and ask her, "Where is your mini book?"

She said " Ms. XXX told me it was my fault that I took it out during class". My daughter being naïve felt guilty. Thereafter, she walked back to her seat.

I marah 9 her. I said, why u never ask back your book?

I don't wanna sound strawberry parent and confront the homeroom teacher. So I told my daughter to check about the book again tomorrow.

I wanna ask if its normal for assistant teacher to discard student's item?

How much u need to pay monthly?

curly22 — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 09:35:32 +0800

For this premium?

Try new toilet in the neighbourhood

curly22 — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 09:50:23 +0800

Last 2 weeks ago, I went to dabao bakchormee nearby this area. I saw new shop sprouting again and the crowd is not bad. I thought, It's a yumcha place so I told my partner about it.

Yesterday, he jio makan there. After arrived, yuanlai is a fish noodle shop. kek. sorry my sayang i didnt mean to tipu u.

Since ady arrived, we just went in and take Q number. Waiting period quite fast, just took us 15 minutes to get a seat.

Our order. Pls don't mind my ghey partner and adopted dotter in the background.

Mine

His

Pls forgive the phone reflection. He stared at me d cause I'm holding him to eat.

Hai Kah Lang is actually a hokkien term means "Sea Foot People". lol at the direct translation meaning.

Damage

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Will I go back? Yibaifen. Meat is fresh. Broth (clear base, not milk) also sweet. The sambal belacan quite to my liking.

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TCM for unhealthy people?

curly22 — Fri, 17 Nov 2023 09:26:55 +0800

They are either too fat or too skinny. It applies all genders.

I recall I had badminton session with /ktard last March.

The skinny guy, even my peha thicker than his. As for the pengkid, fuuuu... fatty bom bom dao ask her continue second sets, she barely catch her breath. Also, she abit weird cause she eat nasi lemak without sambal

So it is true that these kind of people generally unfit that's why TCM was established?

For your imajinasi.

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Bonus morning pangsai

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Spent RM500, got match but no luck

curly22 — Tue, 14 Nov 2023 11:02:00 +0800

Ktard can give advice?

Asking on behalf of friend...

First time see this

curly22 — Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:36:19 +0800

Saw the mesili this morning when I buy my roadside nasi lemak. Notice the driver exit from left door, I was like huh? Then I baru perasan there is a special indicator <left hand drive>

Would it be difficult to drive around with this type of car?

Like if you are going to enter toll without rfid/ smart tag, how to tap your card at the terminal? Also roadway and etc?

Gold > Diamond

curly22 — Wed, 08 Nov 2023 10:21:09 +0800

Yesterday, I found out my bff officially divorce after 3 years separated. I remember I was on her engagement party and her white stone quite hnghhh mia.

Me: How your ring, sold jor?
Her: Haiyo.. So many lowball me. I think I keep myself jer
Me: But if you keep it reminds your ex again
Her: Yala, then how?
Me: Nevermind la. Whatever they offer, I up you another 20%. Can?
Her: Tamau la.. Still rugi

Ktard sekalian, when you wanna propose, u better give gold bar.

Imagine spend almost 10k++ for a mere 0.3 stone but when sell only earn back 30% from its original value.

Contrary to TheEvilMan

curly22 — Tue, 07 Nov 2023 10:08:22 +0800

I have low blood pressure. I consumed alot of meat esp those red color like beef/ kambing and high sodium food but still no improvement.

Hearsay those with LBP more susceptible to deadly bye bye compare with HBP people?

I fainted twice before. Once I was seated on the first two row watching 2012 (bodo kiamat movie), upon exit cinema hall, I passed out. Second during gave birth, I lost so much blood that I collapsed in toilet cause the nurse that time paksa me kencing!

If only evilman mia pressure can transfer abit for me, then he no need eat medicine I also no need to worry. Win liaw lor.

Any ktard with LBP? What you do to improve the condition? No meds pls.

Inb4,
TS= siaw lang
Can someone wake TS up from the lululand?

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What is the reason behind +1?

curly22 — Thu, 02 Nov 2023 08:53:53 +0800

The other day I went minum minum session with ex-colleague. Keep telling me he already old despite baru turn 40 this year.

Then I remember he is tikus, not babi. So I ask, you born 83 meh? he said no la, ayam 84 mia.

Wahlaoe.. Why you Chinese suka suka add 1 year old from your official born date?

I curious I ask around. Accordingly, when your heartbeat occurs in the womb, your age count starts jor.

Meaning, 9 months pregnancy = 1 year old d. Hence, the +1.

I feel macam not convinced with the above logic. Any boomer could verify if it is true or not?

That means, you Chinese besides feeling more superior, you also gila seniority?

Play badminton got stalk until dinner place.

curly22 — Sat, 14 Oct 2023 10:52:33 +0800

TLDR: Play badminton in BJ. After finished, 2 girls left for dinner in Puchong.

1 guy follow them and leave a note on their car windscreen. In a note ask to add WhatsApp and be friend.

TBH, I have mixed feeling about this.

I mean nowadays, dating apps are sucks. Inside full of sampah people that just looking for ONS, FWB, swing, etc etc.

To me, one of the way to find your soulmate is going out meet people and socialise. Second, get recommendation from your close family/ friend.

I am totally open with his intention to make friend. But his action is fucked up.

Why he need to do this kind of things? Damn creepy.

If you really suka the girl, just ask the IG during badminton session.

I will give it if you ask me on the spot. If I'm taken, I will reject you politely.

You may ask, why so easy give?
1. I respect you made the first move.
2. Have common interest.
3. Already soft rate your appearance.

Besides, its just an IG. not WhatsApp. Start from there first, then gradually move once connected.