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Xiao Guan Cha - High End Chinese Tea

amboi_asamboi — Sun, 17 May 2026 14:07:02 +0800

Item(s): Xiao Guan Cha - High End Chinese Tea
Official tea for BRICS 2025 Summit
Selection of four kinds of classic tea from different mountains.

Package includes: Vacuum sealed
Da Hong Pao 4g x 5 units
Yunnan Red Tea 4g x 5 units
Jasmine Tea 4g x 5 units
Jin Jun Mei 4g x 5 units

Price: RM888.88

Warranty: Best Before: 18 months from 2025 December 10th

Dealing method: POSTAGE. WEST MALAYSIA: RM88.00

Location: PUTRAJAYA

Contact method/details: PM

Item(s) conditions: BRAND NEW. Vacuum sealed

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Reason for sale: Not Drinking Tea

PEMALAS

amboi_asamboi — Mon, 09 Mar 2026 03:55:09 +0800

If u can choose one malay name, what name u want?

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[WTS] WALKER’s SHORTBREAD FINGERS

amboi_asamboi — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 12:19:11 +0800

Item(s): WALKER’S SHORTBREAD FINGERS (BAKED IN SCOTLAND)

Package includes: 10 All-butter Shortbread Fingers. Brought back from Scotland.

Price: RM399

Warranty: Best Before: 30 Nov 2026

Dealing method: POSTAGE: RM39 for West Malaysia

Location: Putrajaya

Contact method/details: PM
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Item(s) conditions: NEW

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Reason for sale: Donation

[WTS] LES JARDINS DE GAÏA

amboi_asamboi — Tue, 03 Feb 2026 00:30:12 +0800

Item(s): LES JARDINS DE GAÏA

Package includes: 100g Jasmin Flowers Tea. Can make 50 cups (2g for each cup) Made in France

Price: RM788.00

Warranty: NIL. BEST BEFORE: 09/2028

Dealing method: COD

Location: PUTRAJAYA

Contact method/details: PM
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Item(s) conditions: NEW

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Reason for sale: Fund for Donation

TODI BUAH TROPIKA

amboi_asamboi — Wed, 07 Jan 2026 15:34:44 +0800

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Looks like a lot of work to make. Terus minum air kelapa kan senang, why wanna drink todi?

APEK GADUH

amboi_asamboi — Tue, 06 Jan 2026 11:00:12 +0800

I didn’t learn this language in school

What actually happened har?

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[WTS] LONDON & EDINBURGH

amboi_asamboi — Sun, 28 Dec 2025 13:12:06 +0800

Item(s): Hard Rock Cafe Shotglass: PICADILLY CIRCUS & EDINBURGH

Package includes:
✅Original box for each shotglass,
✅Original hologram sticker,
✅Special edition shotglass with beautiful colour painting of London and Edinburgh landmarks.
✅Bubble wraps and outer box for postage included. ✅FRAGILE sticker included.
❌Display box with black base in the photo is not included.

Price: RM6888 each. Two for RM13,776

Warranty: None. Both items will be properly wrapped with bubble wraps and FRAGILE sticker. For added safety, an outer box will be used to protect these beautiful shotglasses.

Dealing method: POSTAGE. RM88 each (RM176.00 for both) in West Malaysia. Postage includes bubble wraps and outer box with fragile stickers.

Location: Putrajaya

Contact method/details: PM
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Item(s) conditions: Brand new. Unused. Bought directly from Hard Rock Cafe shops in London (Picadilly Circus) and Edinburgh (George Street) as shown in photos below.

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Reason for sale: Raising fund for donation

CHINESE VS MALAY

amboi_asamboi — Fri, 12 Sep 2025 11:03:06 +0800

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Actually Singapore punya food sedap, only Malaysian yg pi makan tempat tak sedap then complain.

HOI ENGINEERS!

amboi_asamboi — Thu, 11 Sep 2025 12:02:20 +0800

What engineers think they do

What their boomer parents think they do

What engineers actually do

True or not?

SIKIT2 COMPLAIN

amboi_asamboi — Fri, 05 Sep 2025 13:47:39 +0800

Malaysia nobody complain also. More perpaduan. More unity. More toleransi.

Singapore should learn from Malaysia.

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TLDR: be considerate of your neighbours ya.

Selamat Menyambut Hari Hantu Lapar

HOI FENGSHUI EXPERT

amboi_asamboi — Thu, 03 Apr 2025 12:04:39 +0800

Can help translate the chinese words?

Condo or landed?

TERED KOMPLAIN TOYOTA

amboi_asamboi — Wed, 26 Mar 2025 10:03:07 +0800

I feel unfair that no thread complain Toyota

Actually Toyota not that good also

Example:

Update 28 Aug 2025: Camry naik tow truck

Toyota Workshop = Miskin
https://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=5435894&hl=

Toyota Rosak
https://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=5318798&hl=

Tell me your (or your friends, neighbours, uncle auntie, colleagues etc) complaints about Toyota

If thread kriik kriik means Toyota mmg no complain.

WHAT TURBO CAR?

amboi_asamboi — Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:37:45 +0800

I am shopping for grocery after buka puasa last weekend and while waiting for my turn at the checkout counter, the cashier asked the amoi in front of me “nak bayar pakai apa?”

She went “Har??? Sorry har ??? Har???”

So i wented to helped her to became the translator: “Amoi, she asked u want pay by what? Cash? Ewallet? Visa?”

Amoi then “ooohhhh ok ok ok apple pay”

After that amoi left hurriedly and next was my turn. After i payed i walked out.

Then i heard “hey hey mister…”

I turned my head and amoi smiled. She said “San Q, can i buy u coffee for helping me?”

I said “nevermind i need to rush for tarawih” and she wented “harr sorry har???”

I said “next time la” so she said “ok add my wechat”

Fast forward to today, we talked about cars and she told me this:

Apa punya teka teki ni…. How to guess???

P/S: She said will reward me

Weird Corners - What Can I Do?

amboi_asamboi — Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:16:25 +0800

The neighbour has a little extra extension of the land. Means my land smaller? The drain stops there. Will it flood my side?

DHALSIM FIRE 🔥

amboi_asamboi — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 16:32:50 +0800

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Kalau lawan Kungfu siapa menang?

HOW MUCH TO RETIRE?

amboi_asamboi — Thu, 06 Mar 2025 23:03:18 +0800

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Fuiyohhh Malaysian all kaya raya!

MAIN BABI

amboi_asamboi — Fri, 28 Feb 2025 09:03:03 +0800

JPY 1100 = RM33

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Babi kencing 🤮

PEHA AMOI 🥰

amboi_asamboi — Wed, 26 Feb 2025 18:52:34 +0800

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I hope you still got appetite for dinner

BABI DEMAM

amboi_asamboi — Tue, 25 Feb 2025 20:23:34 +0800

https://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/...-langat-sepang/

SHAH ALAM: Pigs in nearly half of the farms in Kuala Langat and Sepang have tested positive for the African swine fever (ASF) virus, according to the Selangor veterinary services department (DVS).

At a press conference here, Selangor DVS director Dr Hassuzana Khalil said tests found 76,000 infected pigs in 56 of the 114 pig farms.

She said orders had been issued to 14 pig farmers under Section 19 of the Animals Act 1953, which pertains to the destruction of diseased animals. The other farmers will get their orders this week.

“As of today, approximately 1,200 pigs have been culled in accordance with the Malaysian veterinary services standard operating procedures. All pigs were humanely culled using carbon dioxide gas and buried within the farm premises,” she said.

Hassuzana said about half of the infected pigs had died from the virus, and that the DVS planned to cull the rest.

She said the department had imposed strict movement controls on the transportation of pigs and carcasses, designating transport routes to curb the spread of the virus.

In a recent operation dubbed “Ops ASF”, the DVS inspected 37 pig transport vehicles and seized six vehicles, including one roll-on/roll-off transporter, she said.

A total of 68 pigs and approximately 9,405.7kg of pig carcasses were seized for various offences under Sections 34 and 36 of the Animals Act pertaining to the moving or disposal of diseased or suspected diseased animals.

Why they so hati busuk one… already suspected diseased mau jual lagi kat orang

Har makan la bakuteh lagi har …

HAMSAP JAIL

amboi_asamboi — Fri, 21 Feb 2025 08:33:55 +0800

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Tiktok got lucah hamsap obscene thing?

Malaysia got?