Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Vampyr3 — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 22:31:32 +0800

Few shots that I took during a short play based on a piece of story from a chinese literature/history/legend - Romance of the Three Kingdoms. C&C are welcome. Hopefully, more constructive ones on how to improve, not lighting though coz no flash allowed....may scare the horses

1. When past meets present...

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4. Zhang Fei the Warrior

5. Clash of the titans

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9. Liu Bei

Win32 Guided Tour Virus?

Vampyr3 — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 10:58:36 +0800

Hi Guys, my lappy have just been afflicted with a virus/malware and my lappy restarted. However, it isn't able to go into windows anyway even in safe mode. It'll show a black screen after the windows welcome screen and a small box with the title 'Win32 Guided Tour App' will appear at the bottom left of the screen. When you expand the box, it'll show a message saying you'd have to call any numbers below bla bla bla for a number key to unlock something and right at the bottom of it, there's a few empty box for you to enter the key codes.

Now, i'm pretty sure this is a virus and so wouldn't wanna call those dumb numbers or something but i cant get into windows....have anybody met with this problem and are there any solutions?

A few screenshots of the problem mentioned. Taken from handphone so pardon the resolution

3 Guys+Heaven jokes

Vampyr3 — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:35:03 +0800

Copy pasted from soompi.com...credit goes to them......
No idea whether this is a repost or not and i don't care......oh, and i accept those 404 jokes as well! Spam awaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy..........

1. Three guys died and went to heaven. God appeared before them and said "During your stay in heaven, you will need a car to travel around the vast roads of heaven. Depending on how many times you cheated on your wife, that is the car you will get." So God went to the first man "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" First man said "God you are everywhere... I cheated a hundred times." God gave him the crappiest car possible. God went to the second man and asked the same question. The second man replied "God I cannot lie to you, you know everything, I cheated fifty times." God gave him a less carppier car than the first. God asked the third man how many times he cheated on his wife and the third man said with a big smile "God, I NEVER cheated on my wife." So God gave him a Porsche (a nicer car if you can think of any). The following week, The first and second man find the third man crying by the curb. They go up to him and ask him what was wrong. The third man said "I was driving yesterday when I saw my wife on a scooter."

2. Three guys died and went to heaven. St. Peter appeared before them and said "Before you approach the gates of heaven, you will need to walk through a field of geese. If you happen to step on one before you reach the gates, I will personally bring an ugly woman and lock you and her up for eternity." So the three guys decide to walk. The men just start to walk when the first man steps on one. He looks around to find St. Peter walking toward him with an ugly woman by his side. He chains them up and locked them up for eternity. The second man got halfway when he steps on one too. St Peter appeared floating with another ugly woman by his side; he chains them up and locks them up for eternity. The third guy makes it to the gate when St. Peter comes with this gorgeous looking woman. He chains them up and lock them up for eternity. The third guy says "WOW I don't know what I did to deserve this." The woman goes "I don't know about you, but I just stepped on a goose."

3. Three guys died and went to heaven. God appeared before them and said "Sorry guys, heaven has been way too crowded with the low life expectancy rate on earth, so I can only take one of you guys in." The men pleaded to show mercy upon their poor souls, but God was not moved." So they asked him how he would determine which man was to be saved. God said "Only the purest man may enter heaven. To determine this you shall all be tested by sitting down with your pants down and attaching a bell to your willy. I shall lay a porno magazine before you and if that bell rings, you will go straight to damnnation." So the first guy pulls his pants down and sits down with the bell attached. A porno magazine is put on his lap "ring ring" and "poof, the first man went to hell. The second man sat down with a bell attached, the porno magazine was laid on his lap. The second man lasted a couple minutes when he too gave in with the ring of the bell and joined the first man. The third man followed the same procedure as the others, but the bell would not ring. He sat there for a good hour and the bell ceased to ring. God quite pleased said "You are truly a flawless creation, Welcome to Heaven!" The third man went to the men's room and the bell rang.

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