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CAD questions

sqwerk2 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:47:59 +0800

hi guys, there are a few questions about autocad i would like to know. after working for some time at a construction company, they have this own cuztomized settings for their autocad. ie: drawing a polyline requires us to type in the command or select from the buttons and draw it. my company, they have this shortcut command like juz type in WL/WW it will come out line, different colours and lineweight.

my first question is, how to configure/customized ur own shortcut commands? i heard from my senior that my boss hired someone to program and set the whole thing to every pc in the company. hope u guys can help.

Ladies, be wary

sqwerk2 — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:47:29 +0800

hi, wassup. the reason i open a thread here not becoz i wan to ask dumb questions like y gals got PMS and all the bs reasons. i am writing this juz to tell u gals wat i encountered a while ago.

so i took the bus from puchong after work to sunway and to interchange back to my home in USJ. i got on to this mini bus, no. 99. normally mini buses towards usj will be filled in minutes, so i was the few early ones to hop the bus so i manage to get a seat at the back. then, when the bus was about to jalan, there was this lady in her mid 30s manage to get on. she sat next to me. u know those buses at the back normally can fit in 5 ppl, i was at the window seat, she was next to me and there was this man in the middle. and another lady at the other window side. which now left another space vacant for another person.

once the bus start to move, this lady next to me suddenly move very close to me. so the first thing in my mind, i was jokingly thinking, "wah, miss, i know i am attractive, but no need to push yourself so close to me geh". some time while the bus was moving her position will slip off from me and she will just push herself to me. then i started thinking, "maybe this lady wants to make some space so that the girl standing in front can sit as well." then, this lady tapped my shoulder and these are her exact words, "i am sorry for sitting so close to you, but the man next to me is very suspicious and i am very uncomfortable." so i juz "uhuh....".

when the bus was about to reach Summit USJ, there are many ppl got down, and this man next to her stood up and just stand all the way onwards. while we're about to reach taipan, i asked the lady wat did he do that make her so uncomfortable, she just told me, "his hands are moving around, i thought that he wants to try and touch my thighs". ic.... so i was just sitting there right next to the window and started to think about an article i read in The Star Section 2 about last week or 2 weeks back about sex maniacs in the train. then it strucked me, i could have switch places and let the lady take the window seat and the guy could have just attempted to touched me instead. anyways, i told her this thought of mine and she just smiled. as the bus was about to reach my stop, i asked the lady where is she getting down, she told me it was just two stops ahead of mine. i wanted to offer my help to at least get down the bus with her and walk her to somewhere she is safe. but, really, her stop is quite far.

anyways, when i was about to get down, i told her to be careful and hope she will make it safe back home. she smiled, and said "thank you, kung hei fatt choy."

so, ladies while i was walking back, i started to think what you gals can do when encounter situation like this, to be frank. i can't think of a solution. i can only think that, gals, when ur in a situation like this, dun worry of asking help to the next person whom u think u can trust. society these days may be ugly, they might not do anything to help you, but there are chances where they might so something so that you gals can reach ur home comfortably and safely in a public transport. i dun know about others, but wat happen after today, i know i will do something so that the lady next to me or near me can reach their destination without being sexually harassed by maniacs.

p/s: i know that i should have offered to switch places with the lady, but that thought never crossed my mind that time. i hereby apologize for not thinking fast tht time and did what i have to do. and one more thing, i predict maybe some of u guys might ask me what is the guy's race and all, i choose not to disclose it coz sex maniacs can be anyone, any race and any gender. really.

Leo Ku

sqwerk2 — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:28:24 +0800

So, anyone here went to the concert last night? Personally i think it's kinda short, i dun think he even belt out more than 20 songs. at one stage where guest performance by Justin and a few others, Justin kinda got more responses than Leo

WTA Wira SE

sqwerk2 — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:43:50 +0800

1)am driving a wira se, and found out tht someone kinda tried to ply open this part of my bro's car. need to know how much does it cost roughly to replace it back.

2)other than that, when i start the car, the car sounded like an old car, with a type of car sound that u can find in 80s car. i hope u guys understand what i meant. did service the car recently, and the sound still stays unpleasant.

i think there more problems to come, so i will kinda come back and ask u guys for opinion. so thanx a lot guys.

OH SHIT!

sqwerk2 — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:51:55 +0800

sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family......

1) Ghost shit: You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.

2) Teflon Coated shit: Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it.

3) Gooey shit: this has the consistency of hot tar.you wipe ur a$$ 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. you end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. this shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

4) Second thought shit: you've done wiping your a$$ and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.

5) Pop a vein in your forehead shit: this kind of shit that killed Elvis. it doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

6) Bali belly shit: you shit so much you lose 5 kilos.

7) Right now shit : you better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

8) king kong/commode choker shit: this shit is so big that you know it wont go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.

9)Wet cheeks shit: this shit hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that gets your a$$ wet.

10) wish shit: you sit there cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!

11) Cement block or Oh God shit: you wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.

12) snake shit: this shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three foot long.

13) Cork/floater shit: even after third flush, it's still floating there. usually happens at someone else's house.

14) Mexican food shit: you know its alright to eat again when your a$$hole stop burning.

15) beer drunk shit: happens the day after the nigth before.Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD.usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom.this kind of shit also happens at someone else's house.

16) The frightened turtle (my favourite) : the kind of shit that just pokes it head out then quickly goes back in.

17) the bungee shit: the kind of shit that just hangs off your a$$ bfore it falls into the water.

18) the crippler: the kind of shit you have to sit down on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

19) The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang: the kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

20) the incredible hulk shit: The king of shit that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice its normal size.

21)The Party Pooper: the giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

22)The toxic gas shit: the kind of shit that makes you passed out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American Town.

23)dirty bowl shit: the kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces in a second reminiscent an avalanche- but with rocket propulsion, and splaters all over the toilet bowl.

24) The windy city shit: when you sit down,and fart so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.

25) Oh Shit! shit: you shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH SHIT!

26) the never ending shit: its the shit that keeps running out of your a$$ like pea, and just when you start wiping your a$$ your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out.

27) Ouch that hurt shit: the type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hopped onto a bicycle without a seat. sensation usually lasts hours.

got it from my mail, enjoy mates!

Exclusive interview with Bigfoot

sqwerk2 — Tue, 02 May 2006 22:43:34 +0800

Exclusive Interview

credits to TV Smith's Dua Sen

Bussuuukkkkkk

sqwerk2 — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 23:41:03 +0800

got this from my friendster...enjoy mates...

1.ORG YG TIDAK JUJUR
orang yg kalau kentut lalu menyalahkan
org lain.

2.ORG BENGONG
orang yg menahan kentutnya sampai
berjam-jam.

3.ORG BERWAWASAN 2020
orang yg tahu mase yg terbaik untuk
kentut.

4.ORG SENGSARA
orang yg ingin kentut tapi tidak boler
kentut.

5.ORG MISTERIUS
orang yg kalau kentut, orang lain tidak
ada yg tahu.

6.ORG GUGUP
orang yg tiba-tiba terkentut bile
disergah.

7.ORG YANG PERCAYE DIRI SENDIRI
org yg melepaskan kentutnye dengan
bunyi yg amat lantang.

8.ORG SADIS
org yg kentut dalam selimut dan terus
dikibaskan baunya.

9.ORG PEMALU
org yg kentut tidak berbunyi tetapi gusar
org lain terbau kentutnya.

10.ORG STARTEGIK
org yg menyembunyikan bunyi
kentutnya dengan ketawa terbahak-
bahak agar org lain tidak dpt mendengar
bunyi kentutnya.

11.ORG BODOH
org yg kalau abis kentutnya menghirup
untuk mencium angin kentutnya.

12.ORG PELIK
org yg boleh mengeluarkan kentut
apabila disuruh