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Balitong... sucky sucky... yummy yummy

StewBerd — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 17:59:46 +0800

9 out of 10 people I meet don't know how to eat balitong because their sucky sucky skills no good. But I don't blame them, because 9 out of 10 places serves sucky tasting balitong.

I very like balitong because of the weird taste and then you sucky sucky it then the juicy meat shoots into your mouth. The meat is very chewy and the gravy can use to eat with other things like lobak kou and the egg+oyster thingie, and often fried with curry leaf so it's very aromatic. But some places really sucky don't know how to make gooding balitong for me to eated.

A couple of places which serving gooding balitong to sucky sucky is in Ming Tien in Tmn Megah and Klang Jln Susu. Their balitong very fresh and big and well clipped so it tastes gooding and when you sucky it, the gravy taste fills up your entire taste buds.

There are also many sucky places for balitong. SS2 Ibumie stall, avoid! And the restaurant opposite KFC is the worst, because eat 2 biji only give up! Not fresh balitong like died for 7 days kind. Yucks! Can shit brix seriously.

If you new to sucking balitong, is best NOT to use your abdomen to create the sucking pressure, because if not the balitong might shoot into your throat and you choke, or the gravy fly into your nostrils. You also shouldn't start suckying from the big end hole. The trick to suck balitong is to use your cheeks and tongue to create the sucktion, sucky from the small hole first, then turn it around to sucky the big hole. When you manage to get the balitong, you must watch for the eye at the big hole, try not to eat. Sometimes the small hole big enough for the hole balitong to shoot out, so you don't have to worry about the eye. With practice you will improve your sucking skills. It may sound very troublesome, but once you get used to sucking the balitong you will find it totally worth it.

Thank you for reading my sucky sucky balitong thread

Why when chasing thief?

StewBerd — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 17:32:30 +0800

When women chase thief, the thief die? (Just so you know, women are very angry creatures )

When men chase thief, thief only get light injury. Is it because men are scared of thieves?

Mubarak trolled entire Egypt!

StewBerd — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 16:13:25 +0800

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12424587

Egypt's Mubarak refuses to quit

Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak has said he will stay in office and transfer all power only after September's presidential election.

His comments in a national TV address confounded earlier reports that he was preparing to stand down immediately.

Mr Mubarak said he would delegate some powers to Vice-President Omar Suleiman, but the details of this remain unclear.

Thousands of anti-government protesters in Cairo's Tahrir Square reacted angrily to his announcement.

There were chants of "Down with Mubarak", and protesters waved their shoes in disgust. Thousands were reported to be heading towards the presidential palace some distance away.

The BBC's Paul Adams, in Tahrir Square, said the mood contrasted dramatically with the celebratory, almost party atmosphere that existed in the hours running up to President Mubarak's televised address.

Mr Mubarak had previously pledged not to stand in September's poll, and said he would stay on to oversee a process of constitutional change.

Negotiations between the government and opposition groups have made little progress, with protesters disillusioned at plans for reform put forward by Mr Mubarak's government.

I should learn trolling skills from Mubarak....

DRB Hicom pwned Potong

StewBerd — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 14:54:24 +0800

http://biz.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?f...54&sec=business

DRB-HICOM, VW to assemble Passat in November

PEKAN: DRB-HICOM and Volkswagen AG will start production in November with the assembly of Volkswagen Passat sedan 1.8 litre at the automotive complex in Pekan.

International Trade and Industry Minister Datuk Seri Mustapa Mohamed described it as an important development especially for the country's automotive industry.

“This is the result of a collaboration between DRB-HICOM with Volkswagen sealed in December last year. There are now 20 personnel from VW AG's headquarters here to discuss and finalise the production operations expected to take place this November,'' he told reporters after a tour of DRB-HICOM Automotive Complex here yesterday.
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Hahaha, so happy Potong lost business deal because of national pride. I bet mahathir has a huge butthurt now. RM300 million to boost Passat market and to see mahathir butthurt is so totally worth it.

Last night I troll SS2 hawker

StewBerd — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:00:37 +0800

A couple of weeks ago, I wented to the SS2 Indomee mamak area and ordered chicken rice, drumstricks + thighs 1 rice, and he charged me RM10. I was like "so expensive? If i order drumsticks only, how much?", then hawker rage and said "you want to count how now?" then I said "no lah, just asking", then he replied "drumsticks is RM5, thigh is RM4, rice is RM1!!!"

Then I said OK lo...

So last night I wented there again and ordered a drumstick chicken rice... RM5. After I finish eated the drumstick I ordered another drumstick chicken rice again, and again RM5. Then i throw the remaining rice into the sos.

Then the guy has to wash 4 plates, 2 bowls, 2 pairs of forks and spoons and clean the rice. Even though I gave him another Rm10, I feel shiok to troll him back just to see his boh song face.

Cash is still king.

How does one Google employee

StewBerd — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 14:40:50 +0800

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Vaseline better or Preparation H better?

StewBerd — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 11:14:12 +0800

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preparation_H

QUOTE

Preparation H is a brand of medications used in the treatment of hemorrhoids. It was originally packaged in a tube like toothpaste, with a similar consistency. Pfizer, the maker of Preparation H, has also released the product in a suppository form, which is not as popular as the cream.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaseline

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Vaseline is a brand of petroleum jelly based products owned by Anglo-Dutch company Unilever. Products include plain petroleum jelly and a selection of skin creams, lotions, cleansers, deodorants and personal lubricants.

I think for keyboard warriors, it's better to use Vaseline because it keeps their hands nice and smooth and won't think you're a geek from spending too much time in front of the keyboard. For those butthurted, it's better to use Preparation H because it relieves butt pain and even has anti-wrinkle properties, plus it's easier to just type "prep h" (6 taps) rather than "vaseline" (8 taps).

Biased moderation

StewBerd — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 17:08:49 +0800

Hi, can someone tell me why do some threads get closed for some weird reason but other threads with the exact same problem gets the "OK"? And is it ok for mods to ridicule forummers like calling them whiners?

example in pic.

I reported other threads for being "/k/ is not your blog" but no action taken there.

I don't know what to do

StewBerd — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:48:49 +0800

Let's make thing short.

I get to know this Mr D, I was in love with him before he knew about it, so I enjoy loving him secretly. Recently he found out I love him, I thought nothing much until a night he told me that he has a girl friend. I was unable to control myself in the end I cried very badly. He came and took me out and told me he loves me too. The problem is I can't accept myself to be a third party, and I never want to me one.

I don't know what can I do, I wanted to treat him bad but when I saw his unhappy face, my heart feel so hurt and pain. So in the end I can't ignore him or treat him bad. I wanted to run away, but then I can't let go of him, he get me worried and I wish to take care of him so much. I know I sound like a bad girl, I am sorry about that, I never want to be one. If ever I know he has a girl friend, I will never get so close with him.

There were something happen, I was so suffer and I don't know what to do.

Im lost

StewBerd — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:35:56 +0800

I dont know where to start but I just feel lost.

I dont know why we always argue, sometimes his words really hurt me. Dont know why he always gave me a feeling that he doesnt really love me. Or mayb its bcos he never been into a serious relationship. He used to change gf like change clothes, but when we get together, we both promise each other want to make this relationship as for the last relationship for both of us. sometimes we plan for our future, it was very sweet

But unfortunately, this evening dont know why and how we argue again. Im not feeling well n had a very bad day. I really love him very much which until i willing to give up everything for him, sometimes i really need his attention, just need him to dote on me then it will cheer me up for the entire day. I really care and love him very much. I understand and really know how he feels. But why does he say something that hurt me so much?

Seriously, im lost , lost with my words and lost my mind too. Sorry for the crap but I just feel like expressing it out .

I want to forget him

StewBerd — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:59:33 +0800

How to forget a person that you love but doesn't love you?

I want to lose weight!

StewBerd — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 15:56:16 +0800

Well, I am 160cm and 49-50 kg, I want to lose about another 5- 6 kg. Going to try a method that I get from the internet about drink only milk and eat only apple for 2 days. It can make me lose for few kg. Is there any other suggestion? I am working, my job need me to run and walk and stand for quite sometimes. No time for me to jog everyday 30- 45 minutes and I don't really like to jog because I am alone. I wish to learn swimming and looking forward to it.