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JoeK — Tue, 07 Oct 2025 09:53:29 +0800

ingat har, life is roda. sometimes we down, sometimes we up

today you tibai me, tomorrow kevin23 come tibai you

CCP improve our lives

JoeK — Mon, 06 Oct 2025 09:22:38 +0800

Sometimes we take things for granted about CCP

Want cheap appliances tv fridge washing mashing etc? Come Haier and Hisense give you
Want cheap drinks while go jalan? Come Mixue Bingxue Luckin coffee give you
Want cheap handphone? Come Realme Xiaomi Honor give you
Want cheap moto? Come QJmoto keeway aveta give you
Want cheap car? Come proton chery jaecoo byd give you

Take these away and our life will severely degraded

Kenari langgar pew pew

JoeK — Sun, 05 Oct 2025 15:49:53 +0800

Apa pasal ni?

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What if wash bontot with hair conditioner?

JoeK — Thu, 02 Oct 2025 12:11:02 +0800

My friend say, his waifu likes aesthetic stuffs
So she buys sabun containers for toilet. Then she unload the body wash, shampoo, hair conditioner etc into these bottles

My friend says when he finished berak, always silap take which sabun
Want take sabun wash bontot, but silap take shampoo la , hair conditioner la. Because the bottles all look the same
Ended up he bantai je wash bontot with hair conditioner

So k, apa effect if wash bontot with hair conditioner too much?

Example sabun bottles like this

Where to find this type of happiness?

JoeK — Thu, 02 Oct 2025 08:12:03 +0800

Sometimes I wonder how got type M so easy living and bahagia?

Got jumpa, husband waifu naik motor, belakang waifu got grab box
I assume this husband send waifu go work first, then he himself start grab work

Meanwhile, my friend say, his waifu don’t bring go Watson 1 weekend suda muka masam

Gambar curi from internet

Salary 3k above masuk

JoeK — Wed, 01 Oct 2025 15:37:47 +0800

Must buy!

salary 16k not enough to live now

JoeK — Tue, 30 Sep 2025 13:47:10 +0800

planning for my future next year 2026.

assume 7% increment from my current salary 15k. then become 16k
Minus tax, epf, socso left around 11.8k plus plus

House : 2200
Car : 2500 buy BMW 3 Series pre-owned
Kids daycare : 1400 (2 kids) fee naik more scope
Petrol : 500
TNB / syabas : 350
Maxis : 400 (3 lines plus home internet)
Insurance : 250
Pocket money : 800
Belanja go out with family/groceries/kids belanja sekolah : 2500
Savings : 2000

Total : 12900

Every month negative -1.1k
need dip into savings

belum kira waifu mau pegi jepun, korea, new zealand. mau buy beg burberry, chanel etc. every week pegi watsons

susah now hidup zaman madani

Dude: Gua salary bersih 10k drive Axia

JoeK — Tue, 30 Sep 2025 08:03:52 +0800

Ktard suda masuk thread, ask to bincang summore

Salary 10k bersih, meaning 13k-14k gross. Drive Axia
Voluntarily rasa drive kereta gegar, seat uncomfortable, bad nvh can hear rempit outside

Lucky got financial Faiz come tibai this fella

B40 bangang masuk

JoeK — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 08:01:09 +0800

Otak ada otak? Har? Common sense ada? Bodoh punya B40

Lu datang people’s house in terrace, then lu hisap rokok at the porch
Of course the smoke will transfer and can be felt in 2-3 houses away besides
Like this also cannot think?

Lu nak hisap rokok ke, hisap konek ke, hisap tetek ke, lu punya suka
Tapi jangan kasi susah orang

No wonder Paul tan also fed up and he moved away to banglow
Now I finally understand his frustration

Seal6: 60k can kawtim, 90k all untung dy

JoeK — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 10:41:42 +0800

Motosiput explained: BYD Seal 6 or Qin L in China

Everybody is shocked when BYD Seal 6 which is larger than Honda Civic and has 410km wltp range was launched at rm100k

Tldw:
- starting price in china is 71k inclusive of taxes and carmakers and dealers margins
- during price war went as low as 29k, CCP gave warning to BYD, so they increased it to 49k price
- cincai kira 60k can cover cost price and margin
- 30k can cover transport costs logistics sales tax and sime Darby margin
- cincai 90k price everybody already untung
- but Gomen say price must be at least rm100k. So rm100k is starting price lor

But all push comes to shove, sime Babi and bei yan diu can still play the price and go even lower

Same how he explained Atto 3 can also go lower
Emat7 in fact has cheaper list price than Seal 6 in china. So how much proton makan?

Sudah anda belajar? Sila komen

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Emat5 / P2 emo laosai, BYD champion

JoeK — Fri, 26 Sep 2025 12:15:57 +0800

Wow!! Rm100k only

If no buy then own self rugi!

Sepang kota warisan dengkil serenia jam mampus

JoeK — Wed, 24 Sep 2025 10:29:35 +0800

Sedih nowadays

Buy house at puncak alam Semenyih Kajang 2 dengkil sepang Elmina also jam so bad

if live in PJ Shah Alam, you jam at least still near city centre

These kota warisan sepang elmina puncak alam Semenyih, you jam like cb but still so far away from city

Totally negate the advantage of buying suburbs if the jam is same cb level as buying city

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What car minimum to look atas?

JoeK — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 08:40:55 +0800

What car minimum to look atas?

During these school holidays while check in hotel, I feel Proton X50 not atas enough to park at hotel lobby and unload bags

Always feel my car the smallest among alphads vellfires and Toyota cross
Cannot action

Should I follow Bobby advise and Angkat this BMW X1 rm120k?
If bobby advise must be good deal

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End of month, you guys eat what?

JoeK — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 08:09:35 +0800

End of month liao, but not yet salary

You guys eat what?

Last night chilling Sunday night watching Lando Norris bottling Azerbaijan GP
Then notifications masuk ting ting ting

Waifu online shopping, few hundreds spended
Feels like want eat Maggi the whole week

Pedih

Seal 6 EV can cheaper than Seal or not?

JoeK — Sat, 20 Sep 2025 20:58:05 +0800

So if BYD seal rm180k, can this BYD Seal 6 EV be rm100k?

Is it must buy and if no buy then ownself rugi?

And tapau Perodua emo and Proton emas

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Fahmi can go or not?

JoeK — Thu, 18 Sep 2025 11:56:59 +0800

Fahmi can help or not?

Everyday got people call, say want give pinjam wang la, debt consolidation la, trading class la, investment class la etc

Everyday also got call

Gua pick up because mana tau company want ask come interview.
But everytime pick up sure these people

Everyday also will call without fail

Susah la. PDPA got what use? Har?

Come see payslip Rapiji

JoeK — Wed, 17 Sep 2025 11:37:10 +0800

Salary Menteri rm40k
Salary ahli parliament rm16k
Total rm56k

Side job lantikan politic chairman GLC etc etc

Cincai rm100k per month kot

Waifu want buy Alphard okay har?

JoeK — Wed, 17 Sep 2025 08:33:47 +0800

This last long weekend got pergi jalan, jem macam haram
Pagi pergi, petang only arrived

Stucked at jam so much, 2 kids at the back banyak gaduh2 perang saudara

Balik home liao, waifu says can not anymore. Want buy Alphard
More space and room. Current X50 room so small

Last night Gua tengok tengok price recond

Alphard Type Gold rm220k
Alphard SC with pilot seat rm240k
Vellfire ZG rm240k

So expensive Gua tak mampu

Salary 15k already use to pay for everything 2 adults 2 kids household berapa tinggal?

But waifu want buy Alphard

Adoi

Where this ayam comes from?

JoeK — Sat, 13 Sep 2025 07:03:19 +0800

You ever wonder? In the morning when you hear ayam kokok

Where is it coming from?

I live in taman, and of course no got ayam liar in taman and bandar
So where is this ayam kokok coming from?

Conclusion is maybe 1 of my jiran got bela ayam
But my taman many T20 drive BMW, Camry dynamic force and X70.
Why would they bela ayam?

Weird

Gua bukan purposely drive slow bro

JoeK — Thu, 11 Sep 2025 08:43:32 +0800

I can verify that this post is true. Because last time Gua drive Saga FLX campro + Punch CVT combo

No pick up at all

Got this one time, Gua mau keluar junction. See gap and Gua floored the pedal mau go
Bugimak car only rev to the max, but car barely moving
Ended up incoming car has to brake to accommodate my slow ass no pick up saga

Now Gua changed to turbo DCT, baru pick up kuat and laju

Yet macai proton say “Gua buy proton because of handling”
Gua can only laugh with these macais

Car can barely go, mau handling apa