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Car driver's logic

Bug Juice — Thu, 16 Feb 2023 12:38:07 +0800

What causes traffic jam?
Answer: cars, way too many cars on the road

What kind of obstacles you have normally seen obstructing the driveway?
Answer: 9.5/10 times its cars, anytime something preventing me from moving forward, it's car

What do you guys suggest would solve the traffic problems?

Car drivers:

Car drivers who never use any other form of transport are confirmed are a bunch of smooth brains

Women problems

Bug Juice — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 13:58:37 +0800

Gf, wife, mother, doesn't matter, you are lucky that you have a supportive wife no matter what you did or caused, because she is 0.1%, where the rest of us gets the other one, doesn't matter who you are, even if you are a big boss you will get them too.

Apa lanjiao insurance?

Bug Juice — Fri, 09 Dec 2022 10:42:03 +0800

Wanna move in some heavy object into condo, weight like 200kg, owner need to apply permits, management asking for insurance because scared the whole building collapse and everybody dies, what kind of insurance is that and how much the owner is expecting to pay?

I hate mainland caina gamer

Bug Juice — Tue, 29 Nov 2022 18:06:08 +0800

They are so much different compare to melesian cainis and sinkapork cainis, hong kong kachat ones are also much better behaved than them, I only played war thunder a bit and quickly dislike playing with the mainland caina ones because they are so obnoxious, in the chat they say nothing but 傻逼傻逼傻逼 when the room filled to the brim with engrand speaker, since I can read them myself and look pretty much the same as them (except I am from somewhere where I can speak multiple languages), sometimes I wonder if they keep calling themselves 傻逼 since they don't know any other language. I also get team killed by one of these shitheads I guess he doesn't like the way I play, and thinks his way to play the game is the only way to play for everyone else. Damn toxic yo why don't they just fuck off to tencent. Zero teamwork from these guys and one of the most toxic ever. Really siasuikan cainis only.

Always about kaum

Bug Juice — Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:54:39 +0800

Them retarded politicians, always talk about kaum, kaum this, kaum that

Why they don't ever discuss building flying cars, building rockets, going to space, researching for immorality pills, cybernetics and prosthesis.

I mean there is so many useful things to talk about

Where’s ajib gor at on the Good/Bad Scale

Bug Juice — Wed, 23 Nov 2022 20:49:29 +0800

Is he any better than the current clowns we have?

Complains about traffic jam

Bug Juice — Wed, 23 Nov 2022 14:16:52 +0800

For those of you that non-stop complaining about traffic jam, yet still only drive car and refused to use public transpork or become a part-time rempit

lmao why don't you just STFU br0

Why some people thinks everyone must

Bug Juice — Thu, 17 Nov 2022 11:24:22 +0800

It's like you owe them your emotional labor to talk to them, just because they can call you at any time they expect you to be available for them at any time lol

People are getting entitled these days because of how easily you can contact someone, like sending an unimportant whatsapp message, and expect other people to always be available to answer you lol

What is this lanjiao

Bug Juice — Wed, 16 Nov 2022 21:19:17 +0800

RM0 HLB: Your card ending XXXX has been debited with MYR5.00 at FBPAY *ADS . Please call us, if you did not make this transaction.

RM0 HLB: Your card ending XXXX has been debited with MYR5.00 at ADS*ADS . Please call us, if you did not make this transaction.

Why people pinjam ah long

Bug Juice — Tue, 15 Nov 2022 19:33:57 +0800

Never understood how can people go ahead and pinjam from ah long in the first place, first you need to go through a few steps which requires close to zero brain power even a seagull-brained dead dumb fuck wouldn't have agreed with that ridiculous repayment. I've know how dumb some people can be but even the dumbest ones I've met in real life wouldn't go such an extent to borrow from ah long lol

How angry are you at your current state of life

Bug Juice — Sat, 12 Nov 2022 14:20:42 +0800

Me currently at 6 and occasionally 7 because running a business is hard, so many unavoidable shit things that would happen on a daily basis, also the amount of shit peoples that I have to dealt with, on top of that I have to jerk off during a traffic jam.

Sometimes when I got back home I don't even have mood to do things I personally enjoyed because of the amount of shits happens at work place. This is definitely not da wey to live br0

Do you see anything?

Bug Juice — Sun, 23 Oct 2022 11:46:23 +0800

A map br0, any resemblance is purely coincidental.

Gamer cum in

Bug Juice — Sat, 22 Oct 2022 17:28:11 +0800

Sup? I need to press one button to send a long message, which software do I need? It's like enter, enemies approaching, enter again etc. What would be best solution? I have never use them before, so it will be better if otai ktards show me da wey so I don't ended up trying 10 shitty software.

Syok sindili

Bug Juice — Fri, 14 Oct 2022 14:33:15 +0800

I think /ktards defined the word and the meaning of "syok sindili". Which is the word that is frequently used to put someone in their place

This is a word that can be used to describe most people, even some ktards themselves who frequently use this word don't know when to stop feeling syok sindili, few examples are
like this guy who says shit like "I won't talk to you anymore, stop talking to me" <---- as if people want to talk to you in the first place, like you feeling syok sindili think you are higher class, etc or feel like other people tryna impress you or something lolzz

Other examples are... this usually happens at your workplace, like happens a lot, this guy who thinks he is smarter than anyone else just because he suggests something, like "haaa you got a problem? google search for the answer la haiyo like this also I need to tell you meh?" , he talks like nobody would have figured out if it wasn't for him, then acts like he is more superior now <------- this guy feeling syok sindili

Even sitting in a car sometimes can suddenly cause the driver to feel syok sindili, like you are driving a bmw and then a potong pulls up next to you, then you look at his cars which is cheaper than yours, suddenly you feel suksesfool lol like haha my car more expensive and beautifool, I con9lan7firm better than him. <---------- syok sindili when no ones actually gives a fuck except yourself

So guys, control yourself and stop feeling syok sindili too much

Sohai Windows

Bug Juice — Wed, 12 Oct 2022 15:54:39 +0800

New windows update will now force users to sign in for their useless account, if you don't have an account or too lazy to register for one, or failed to receive the reset code via sms, the only way to get out of this is you hodl your power button and shut down your computer. Stupid kneegirls shit

Have you met anyone that

Bug Juice — Fri, 07 Oct 2022 19:07:02 +0800

Doesn't take care of their parents aka being a charsiew, but they still living a good life?

22H2 br0

Bug Juice — Fri, 07 Oct 2022 12:10:17 +0800

That thing starts nagging the shit out of you, yay or nay?

Improve laptop cooling

Bug Juice — Sat, 01 Oct 2022 17:57:42 +0800

Recently been playing a game and my laptop has gotten a little too hot for my liking, like you would spend your in-game time worrying about your hardware health than enjoying the game, I was thinking of removing the bottom cover, will that improve the cooling? already had a good fan running underneath it

MOMA

Bug Juice — Sun, 25 Sep 2022 12:16:11 +0800

A mineral water designed for the man only, the 1500ml version is too big for any woman to hodl it properly with their palm size.

Idiota

Bug Juice — Thu, 08 Sep 2022 19:11:07 +0800

Idiota

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