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sciatica

butterkijen — Mon, 19 Sep 2022 10:44:31 +0800

anyone managed to get it cured? i went to see spine therapist (whatever they're called idk) several times but still not cured zzzzz

water bottle

butterkijen — Tue, 30 Aug 2022 09:08:34 +0800

what gooding ya? lost mine recently (sadding have used that since forvever)

need:

-light
-durable (want to use forever)
-no fancy
-1L-1.5L
-easy wash

nalgene okay? got saw thanks
https://shopee.com.my/Nalgene-48oz-Silo-Wat...bb-881d6cb2dfdc
maciem okay right?

What Are You Listening To

butterkijen — Thu, 11 Aug 2022 21:26:01 +0800

Can we have a new what are you listening to thread, the old music thread is kind of hard to find and navigate anymore.

Please share what are you all currently listening to if you want to,

mekdi hepi meal

butterkijen — Thu, 11 Aug 2022 13:55:23 +0800

got pokemon toys?? anyone bought recently?? thnks

what wizardry is this?

butterkijen — Fri, 05 Aug 2022 08:41:06 +0800

it's just the same notes/chords (idk what's the term i'm not a music person) repeated over and over for 10 minutes but it's making the listener feels lots and lots of emotions.

so what's up with this? what sort of magic is used? is there any formula in making music like this? like whet even

[YOUTUBE]8ET1vST_xKc[/YOUTUBE]

inb4 feeling horny listening to this inb4 not """"""""indie""" enough inb4 my music recs is better than urs and start spamming non related musics

woman has a clogged sink

butterkijen — Wed, 03 Aug 2022 13:13:20 +0800

Bright sunny day, a redheaded MILF in a bathrobe tries to use a kitchen sink.

MILF: That sink never works and my husband is on a business trip. I'll have to call a plumber.

*The MILF picks up her phone and calls a plumber.\*

SCENE CHANGE

The doorbell rings. the MILF opens the door to see a tall, thin and bald man wearing an overall.

Plumber: Are you the one who needs your sink fixed?

MILF: Yes I do.

*The plumber tries to turn on the sink.\*

Plumber: The problem is probably in the pipes.

*The plumber crouches down and begins to "fix" the pipes\*

MILF: do you want something to drink?

Plumber: Coffee please, no milk or sugar.

MILF: OK.

*After a second MILF returns with a cup\*

MILF: There you go.

*MILF hands the plumber the cup.\*

Plumber: Thank you.

*Plumber continues to "fix" the pipes\*

Plumber: F*ck!

MILF: What happened!?

Plumber: I spilt coffee on my pants

MILF: Does it hurt?

Plumber: No.

MILF: Do you want to change pants? The closet in the bedroom probably has something that suits you.

Plumber: That's okay these are my work pants, they get dirty all the time.

*Plumber gets up\*

Plumber: Is there anything else you need fixed?

MILF: The sink in the shower is doing problems lately. Can you check it?

*Plumber and MILF go to the shower\*

LOCATION CHANGE

Plumber tries to turn on the sink causing the sink to splash water on the MILF's bathrobe.

Plumber: Are okay?

MILF: Yes I'm fine, I'll let it dry later.

Plumber: I think that the problem is in the faucet, you'll need to buy a new one. Is that all you need to be fixed?

MILF: Yes.

Plumber: The fixing of the sink and the checking of the faucet will cost you 45$.

MILF: I don't have any cash. Can I pay another way?

*The plumber grins (sexy music starts playing).\*

Plumber: You can pay in the app.

MILF: What app?

Plumber: Here I'll show you.

*MILF hands the plumber her phone and the plumber "downloads" the app to her phone*.

MILF: Alright I'll pay you in the app. Do want a coffee or something for the way?

Plumber: I have to hurry, some asshole kid shoved twigs into the sprinklers in the park.

MILF: OK.

dumb question about the moon

butterkijen — Mon, 01 Aug 2022 01:12:23 +0800

is it possible for moon to change phase within one night, in fact in less than an hour while having dinner just now i saw the moon changed from the thinnest crescent (idk what it's called) to new moon.

feel like i left something at home

butterkijen — Wed, 27 Jul 2022 08:41:59 +0800

today, but can't remember what is it, what is it ya? can /ktards please help me remember

PEEPI SPRIPE COCO COLO

butterkijen — Thu, 21 Jul 2022 22:47:31 +0800

PEEPI SPRIPE COCO COLO

which /ktard

butterkijen — Wed, 20 Jul 2022 10:46:06 +0800

which /ktard loves to report? i think there's one (maybe more like 2 or 3) of the same /ktards who do most of the reporting. my harmless cat thread also got people report

who are you guys and why?

and come suggest who might be the kaki reports,

I WANT TO BE A CAT

butterkijen — Tue, 19 Jul 2022 18:17:32 +0800

just chilling meowing socializing eating trash crawling in tight spaces etc

[YOUTUBE]2JrkxfDNabk[/YOUTUBE]

anyone in cameron

butterkijen — Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:50:25 +0800

anyone in cameron highland/tanah rata wants to hang out? i'll buy you coffee no homo and no buttseck pls

question about warn meter

butterkijen — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 12:07:00 +0800

how come mine never increased even though I have been reported many times? what's the calculation?

should i?

butterkijen — Fri, 24 Jun 2022 12:43:38 +0800

edit: pls just pick one, the question doesn't matter i just need an unbiased yes or no to help me pick a decision.
yes: do it
no: don't do it

should i do it? btw this is a serious question and important decision to make (might even affect my whole life) i just don't want to write what's the question is i just want /ktards' help in deciding so mod pls don't delete.

i'll take the result as it is at 1600

drillz

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yall it's bigger

butterkijen — Wed, 15 Jun 2022 20:37:56 +0800

and redder omg! who saw the moon just now it was red and big serious tak tipu seri9us tak kuda didnt manage to take pic though

so big

butterkijen — Tue, 14 Jun 2022 19:49:44 +0800

the moon is so big tonight wow go outside try see got big or not at ur place

/ktards dalam banyak banyak

butterkijen — Tue, 07 Jun 2022 21:55:40 +0800

dalam banyak banyak biskut, biskut apa suka gelak?

is there any

butterkijen — Mon, 06 Jun 2022 15:34:35 +0800

dream interpreter in /k? [ls help ,me to interpret my dream

random rashes

butterkijen — Tue, 31 May 2022 20:47:35 +0800

random rashes on my arm

monkeypox issit hehe

hi /ktrads

butterkijen — Sun, 22 May 2022 23:01:58 +0800

hi /ktards buat apa tu