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seri kembangan got what to eat for breakfast?

EBBattlefield — Thu, 26 May 2022 16:11:11 +0800

Have meeting with fabricator at noon In Sri kembangan.
Wanna go early to snake and jalan jalan, Makan Makan.

Sri kembangan got what food court or Gooding restaurant?
Halal or haram ok, as long as not Cheong port.

what does Insyallah mean when politicians use it?

EBBattlefield — Thu, 26 May 2022 11:04:34 +0800

What does Insyallah mean?
I don't mean literally meaning la...
Isi tersirat, not ISU tersurat when orang besar keep uttering it during press interviews and speeches.

Context 1: Interview on BFM.
Interviewer: Will you run for MP at pasir gudang again?
Azalina Othman: Insyallah

Context 2:
"Insyallah, no more floods." Said random DBKL officer.

PSA: don't use banana to masturbate

EBBattlefield — Wed, 25 May 2022 18:31:42 +0800

I don't mean shoving it up the ass, I'm not Achik
I mean dont use banana peel as cheap flashlight substitute

Why you might do it
Banana peels Feels like real thing if you grip it tight enough.
Banana juice in its skin acts as lubricants

Why you shouldn't do it.
The banana peel might feel smooth, but it's actually very rough compared to the real thing. You might not notice it while rubbing it on your phallus, but it would cut the skin while you're doing it.
You're not gonna cut your phallus off, but you're going to get maybe 1 or 2 cuts over a 15 minutes session. Cuts are small at about 1-2mm wide only, so you're not gonna die but you're going to stop masturbating for a week at least.

FAQ:
Q1: why U Post this?
A1: sohai sjw website say I shouldn't do it because allergies, I think they sohai BuzzFeed pump numbers without substance, so I give you substance.

Q2: how long have you raped bananas?
A2: since I was 1”

Q3: why U still do it?
A3: sometimes nostalgia gives you wrong ideas

Q4: pm code?
A4: se7en say kennot

Q5: are you virgin?
A5: Ayam 2feidei

Is me or KeluargaMalaysia is lameduck 1Malaysia

EBBattlefield — Wed, 25 May 2022 08:22:38 +0800

Lately, every damn fucking gov announcement must mention kuleluarga Malaysia. Like every PRC news outlet must Kiss XiXiPee ass everyday.
Fucking sick and tired of seeing that slogan.

I honestly didn't remember feeling as disgusted by 1Malaysia.

Bincangkan.

[Solved] steam client login error

EBBattlefield — Tue, 24 May 2022 22:14:13 +0800

I keep getting this error when i try to login to steam.
can play offline, but i cannot cannot online to client.
I can go to steampowered.com just now. just cannot login to client.

any ideas on diagnostics?

I am using unifi home
Fiber home ZTE router

UPDATE: Solved

QUOTE(baskglory @ May 24 2022, 10:52 PM)

Try the fix in post #27 here - when my other method doesnt work I use this

https://steamcommunity.com/discussions/foru...936719140986153
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Need to kill steam.exe
something wrong with autolaunch on windows start up.
need to kill steam.exe and restart client, not just close with "x"

what is reasonable price for car carpet now

EBBattlefield — Wed, 18 May 2022 09:57:02 +0800

I need to buy new car carpet because my dogs decided to put holes in my existing carpet to cure their boredom.
Car carpet like this, what is the reasonable asking price these days?
Rm200 whole car? Or I should just buy whole roll and own cut....?

I don't have melei prens

EBBattlefield — Fri, 13 May 2022 15:18:50 +0800

Bekuz I have no prens

3 Little Piggies Rape the Big Bad Cat

EBBattlefield — Thu, 05 May 2022 16:53:48 +0800

[video]https://i.imgur.com/hTTw0RC.mp4[/Video]

dengkil or equene pak got Goodin food court ornot?

EBBattlefield — Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:30:59 +0800

As per topic.
If I'm stuck in dengkil area until night time, should I just go pucheong find 2feidei or dengkil got Gooding food court to Makan Makan?

should i be worried about stroke?

EBBattlefield — Mon, 25 Apr 2022 14:14:09 +0800

Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, chest feels like one side got tinggling feeling.
Not exactly pain, but the same sensation you get after eating back kut teh for 30 days straight for 3 meals a day.

How doctor do medical check up if they do?
My last blood test last year show everything ok, except LDL cholesterol on high side.
Should i start buying coffin?

where to buy box? My dog thought it was lunch box

EBBattlefield — Thu, 21 Apr 2022 17:00:47 +0800

Hi /k,
Can rekomen box for storing drill bits and screw sets?

Looking for box like this

kum in, I make u laugh

EBBattlefield — Wed, 20 Apr 2022 13:40:40 +0800

https://www.malaymail.com/news/malaysia/202...s-fahmi/2054574

Report: Anwar will lead PKR in one last election cycle, says Fahmi

QUOTE

KUALA LUMPUR, April 20 — Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim will head PKR for at least one more election cycle as part of a succession plan, the party’s communications director Fahmi Fadzil said.

In a report by Free Malaysia Today (FMT), Fahmi said the party has a clear succession plan.

“Yes, we have a very clear succession plan actually,” Fahmi said in response to whether PKR has plans to bring in new leaders since the party wore a label as an “Anwar party”.

When asked for a timeframe for the execution of the succession plan, Fahmi said, “Let’s say one election cycle”.

He added that Anwar was “quite firm” on the matter, though he did not reveal further details of the succession plan, including who would eventually take over from the former deputy prime minister.

The Lembah Pantai MP also said that the plan was laid out by Anwar himself at a party leadership retreat earlier in February, before the Johor state election.

“It’s not as if Anwar wants to be there (as PKR president forever), but in my reading of the situation, we have this mission that we need to do.

"We have this agenda, this reform agenda that we need to execute,” he said.

In addition, Fahmi said Anwar had been affected by the retirement and deaths of his comrades.

“When you look at, say, Lim Kit Siang retiring, Tan Sri Tengku Razaleigh (Hamzah) retiring, people like Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz saying he will not seek re-election, of course, people in the same cohort will start to feel (the same way) and it’s not just political retirement, some people pass away,” he said.

He also stressed that Anwar had suffered a succession of personal losses, such as the death of Datuk Siddiq Fadzil, who was the former president of the Malaysian Islamic Youth Movement (Abim), and Rusli Ibrahim, Anwar’s younger brother.

Above all, Fahmi pointed out that Anwar was still the right man to lead PKR and Pakatan Harapan into the coming general election.

Anwar retained the PKR presidency for the 2022 to 2025 term at the PKR polls 2022 held last week.

This marked the second consecutive term that he had won the post uncontested following his release from prison in 2018.

Got pet friendly apartment in Cyberjaya?

EBBattlefield — Thu, 14 Apr 2022 10:08:21 +0800

So, I've been lurking around ikankering place, helping him make neck pillows to sell under his Non-share holding partnership scheme aka slave.
I've noticed a lot of people seem to have cats and dogs in cyberjaya.
However, I dont see any landed houses, aside from Setia Eco Glades and the more luxurious stuff that gov build for gov near Putrajaya.

Is got pet friendly apartment ka?
or more people just no fark given, keep Sun Bear in Studio apartment?

A jew, a Christian & a Hindu walk into a retaurant

EBBattlefield — Tue, 12 Apr 2022 10:02:50 +0800

They didn't invite their Muslim friend for lunch because it's ramadan.

Sekian.

this kind of car own by what type of pipu?

EBBattlefield — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 18:55:29 +0800

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EBBattlefield — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 11:12:06 +0800

This post has been deleted by LaSat because: Not Revalent

https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/5261741

Todei I accidentally made a murtabak

EBBattlefield — Sun, 10 Apr 2022 10:53:51 +0800

Todei i tot i very smart,

i wanna make pork hamburger with eggs.
then i tot why waste time cooking eggs and patty separtely, why not just mixed them together and cook simultaneously.
So, I just toss everything - salt, soy saurce, eggs, minced meat all into a bowl and mix.

Once I toss it into the frying pan, I realised i fucked up.....
I didn't invent anything new, I just made murtabak......

The Problem
If meat-egg ratio leans too much on the egg side, then you will have a hard time flipping the patty.
The egg has lower boiling temperature, meat has higher cooking temperature.
If meat is not cook, you cannot flip the patty easily, the egg boils at a lower temperature so it acts as a insulation reducing the heat on the meat.
You end up taking more time to cook this mixture compared to cooking them separately.

The Taste
Not salty enough.
No onions.
taste meh, but better than bazaar ramadan murtabak because got 400% more meat per volume.
Taste like dry burger patty, imagine Big mac with pork. eggs not mix homogeneously, but cannot taste everywhere

Drillz

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Damage:
Eggs (5pcs) - RM2
Minced pork (400 gram) - RM6
one night at 2feidei's - RM800
Loosing My dignity - priceless

Q&A

Q1: why look like dog food?
A1: My dogs had 1/3 of it, I had 2/3

Q2: why no prata?
A2: I didnt think I was gonna accidentally make murtabak

Q3: Why no onions?
A3: Dogs cannot eat onions

Q4: How your gf?
A4: She hisap my didi and insap liao

Q5: Why TS so poor?
A5: bekuz I spent all my money on onlyfans

Why Lazada sohai dont give invoice via email?

EBBattlefield — Fri, 08 Apr 2022 11:29:41 +0800

Mari bincangkan

/k come teach me how to save money, serious.

EBBattlefield — Thu, 07 Apr 2022 10:24:56 +0800

Fixed Expense every month
|Description|Amount (RM)|Remark|
|Insurance|201|Fixed Monthly Cost|
|PTPTN|350|Fixed Monthly Cost|
|Housing Rent|700|Fixed Monthly Cost|
|Total|1251||

Variable Expense every month
|Description|Amount (RM)|Remark|
|Petrol|Max 400|Ron95 jangan naik plox|
|TNG & Parking|150+-||
|Utilities|300+-||
|Makan outside|300 - 400| not cheong la|
|Makan with gf| 500|haiizzz|
|Groceries and Sundries for home|900||
|Total|2650||

Total Sum expenses per month RM3900 per month.......
How to cut cost and save money?

Note:
House Rent Rm700 is split between my siblings
Father char siew, dont ask. hope he die far far and fast fast

"Groceries and Sundries" are not just actual groceries, it includes things like car insurances (spread out over 12 months), road tax, one off table fans or toasters or whatever non scheduled purchases.
Household contains 4 adults and 1 teenager, so I am not eating like zeist.

upah:

Pucheong pipu kam in

EBBattlefield — Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:38:32 +0800

Malam Malam 8pm 9pm
Wanna eat chee Cheong fan and tau Fu fa.
Where can get in one spot?